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A public service announcement

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:49 am

Since we have a few pot smokers around here and I'm sure several smokers I feel it's my responsibility to inform you of the dangers of smoking around blind grass.
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That's a 6 foot by 2 foot section of blind grass I took off my covers from last year. That shit burns fast and hot!

Quick story... My old blind partner who was in his 50's decided he was going to use some blind grass to light a joint he had received from a guest to the blind. I was out retrieving a sailed bird and looked back to see half the blind cover on fire and two overweight old guys rolling out of the 4 man pit blind like beached whales!

Blind grass is dangerous! Be carful where you blaze!


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Re: A public service announcement

Postby RonE » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:04 am

So, now because you made it public the state of Californication is going to require fire extinguishers in all duck blinds. Next will be video surveillance in rice fields to make sure people don't smoke while duck hunting. Way to go big mouth. :thumbsup:
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:12 am

Thanks for the heads up. So far I've been lucky I guess.
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:21 am

The thought of lighting the blind on fire to use to light my one-hitter never occured to me.
Bootlip...what did your buddies DRINK before they decided to burn one?
What kind of idiot lights a palm leaf mat on fire to light a DOOBIE?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:29 am

aunt betty wrote:The thought of lighting the blind on fire to use to light my one-hitter never occured to me.
Bootlip...what did your buddies DRINK before they decided to burn one?
What kind of idiot lights a palm leaf mat on fire to light a DOOBIE?

Yup
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:37 am

rebelp74 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The thought of lighting the blind on fire to use to light my one-hitter never occured to me.
Bootlip...what did your buddies DRINK before they decided to burn one?
What kind of idiot lights a palm leaf mat on fire to light a DOOBIE?

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Re: A public service announcement

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:51 am

aunt betty wrote:The thought of lighting the blind on fire to use to light my one-hitter never occured to me.
Bootlip...what did your buddies DRINK before they decided to burn one?
What kind of idiot lights a palm leaf mat on fire to light a DOOBIE?


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Re: A public service announcement

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:27 am

If you had something to light the blind on fire with, why not just use THAT to light the damn weed? Silly half-thinkers.
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:38 am

assateague wrote:If you had something to light the blind on fire with, why not just use THAT to light the damn weed? Silly half-thinkers.


Using more steps to accomplish something is always more efficient.
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:47 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:If you had something to light the blind on fire with, why not just use THAT to light the damn weed? Silly half-thinkers.


Using more steps to accomplish something is always more efficient.


hence why you need to make a ten.
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:50 am

assateague wrote:If you had something to light the blind on fire with, why not just use THAT to light the damn weed? Silly half-thinkers.

He was probably trying to braize or weld something and was too cheap to use the right tools.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:50 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:If you had something to light the blind on fire with, why not just use THAT to light the damn weed? Silly half-thinkers.


Using more steps to accomplish something is always more efficient.


hence why you need to make a ten.


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Re: A public service announcement

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:19 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:If you had something to light the blind on fire with, why not just use THAT to light the damn weed? Silly half-thinkers.


Using more steps to accomplish something is always more efficient.

Well, here comes another theory
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Re: A public service announcement

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:34 pm

aunt betty wrote:Bootlip...what did your buddies DRINK before they decided to burn one?
What kind of idiot lights a palm leaf mat on fire to light a DOOBIE?


To answer your question lots of crown royal!


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Re: A public service announcement

Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:59 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Bootlip...what did your buddies DRINK before they decided to burn one?
What kind of idiot lights a palm leaf mat on fire to light a DOOBIE?


To answer your question lots of crown royal!


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