Craigslist ad of the day!

[QH's Paw]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ab ... 42499.html

[waterfowlman]

BwaaHaHaHaHa
"We recovered it from the dead body"
Some great salesmanship right there.

[flight control]

:lol::lol::lol:

[aunt betty]

Probably was hoping someone would buy it for a haunted house. "The Haunted Parachutist"...all they needed was a manican and a jumpsuit.

[3legged_lab]

The chute was fuckin free.

[RonE]

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FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 ( WASHINGTON , DC )

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya .
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling sh-t for amazing distances. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.

[capt1972]

[assateague]

[The Duck Hammer]

[NuffDaddy]

:lol::lol:
That's awesome!!!!

[QH's Paw]

I think it is the wrong picture.

[NuffDaddy]

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FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 ( WASHINGTON , DC )

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya .
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling sh-t for amazing distances. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.

FIFY

[NuffDaddy]

I think it is the wrong picture.

I fixed it for him.

[assateague]

You guys ain't much for subtlety, huh?

[The Duck Hammer]

You guys ain't much for subtlety, huh?

They kinda ruined it. It's much more effective if you got to figure it out yourself.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

You guys ain't much for subtlety, huh?

They kinda ruined it. It's much more effective if you got to figure it out yourself.

jokes on him, probably gonna get a visit from the FBI or some shit for saying mean things about Dear Leader.

[Woody]

[Olly]

Holy shit this one is great!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jy ... 89167.html

[The Duck Hammer]

That guys neighbor is an asshole.

[Olly]

Wow

There I was, just yesterday, I can remember it so clearly. I woke up around 2 AM to take a nice fat leak when I noticed your squeeky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me.

Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time. For that I have to give you props, I don't think I've ever achieved that level of toilet mastery.

I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a ride home, seeing as this town isn't exactly well suited for, what I'm guessing to be, an 18-21 drunk girl at 2 in the morning, but me coming out in a bathrobe and asking apparently scared you because you started running with a turd still sticking out of your ass and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a dent in it.

I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car smearing shit all over it, took off your shoes, left your half full smirnoff bottle and ran like hell.

Normally I wouldn't let a girl shit all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live.

Just wow

[Olly]

I can tell I'm going to spend the rest of my night reading this shit.

Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.
Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.
Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)
Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.
Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)

[rebelp74]

Wow

There I was, just yesterday, I can remember it so clearly. I woke up around 2 AM to take a nice fat leak when I noticed your squeeky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me.

Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time. For that I have to give you props, I don't think I've ever achieved that level of toilet mastery.

I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a ride home, seeing as this town isn't exactly well suited for, what I'm guessing to be, an 18-21 drunk girl at 2 in the morning, but me coming out in a bathrobe and asking apparently scared you because you started running with a turd still sticking out of your ass and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a dent in it.

I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car smearing shit all over it, took off your shoes, left your half full smirnoff bottle and ran like hell.

Normally I wouldn't let a girl shit all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live.

Just wow

Umm

[Olly]

People are so weird.

This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old).

[The Duck Hammer]

People are so weird.

This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old).

[rebelp74]

It puts the lotion on it's skin

[Woody]

People are so weird.

This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old).

That is 15 grand a year.

[aunt betty]

People are so weird.

This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old).

wants someone to keep her pussy warm in the mornings...seems reasonable.