Stinkin violators!

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Stinkin violators!

Postby bill herian » Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:31 pm

During this deer season I found a guy on the state land right next to us hunting over at least 50 pounds of corn. Candy wrappers everywhere. Bunch of no good yellow belly bastards trying to weasel in on my my bowhunting paradise just because the DNR says they can.

I've decided the only prudential course of action is to go up there this winter and find every tree on the state land big enough to put a stand in, drill a few inconspicuous holes in it at the base, and pour some round up in them. It's all aspen so they should die and blow over in about 9 minutes.

If those bastards can't follow simple rules, no one gets to enjoy it.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:47 pm

Or you could just put out some corn too.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:06 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Or you could just put out some corn too.

Or call REX MOTHER FUCKING CHAPMAN! He would straiten them out. :lol:
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby bill herian » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:09 pm

Rebel, Rebel, Rebel.

This is backwoods justice. If the neighbor shoots a deer across the property line, you don't just go do it right back. You sleep with his wife, burn his cabin down, and sow salt on his food plots.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:09 pm

bill herian wrote:Rebel, Rebel, Rebel.

This is backwoods justice. If the neighbor shoots a deer across the property line, you don't just go do it right back. You sleep with his wife, burn his cabin down, and sow salt on his food plots.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:12 pm

Exactly...go nuclear at the first opportunity.

No subtle tactics. No pussyfooting around. Bring the thunder!!
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby Olly » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:23 pm

Stop being a pussy and just go murder them.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:47 pm

Olly wrote:Stop being a pussy and just go murder them.

Real talk!
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby flight control » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:00 pm

Find out where he lives and burn his fucking house down. That or mothball his corn pile and spread some hair from the barber shop all over the area, totally your call.
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Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:29 pm

flight control wrote:Find out where he lives and burn his fucking house down. That or mothball his corn pile and spread some hair from the barber shop all over the area, totally your call.

Never heard about the moth ball thing until our neighbor was telling us about how he did it to a couple guys that were set up right on his fence line. I busted out laughing.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby Olly » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:32 pm

Explain.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:38 pm

Olly wrote:Explain.

I was wondering too.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby flight control » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:38 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
flight control wrote:Find out where he lives and burn his fucking house down. That or mothball his corn pile and spread some hair from the barber shop all over the area, totally your call.

Never heard about the moth ball thing until our neighbor was telling us about how he did it to a couple guys that were set up right on his fence line. I busted out laughing.

A friend did it when he found out someone was using his stand when he wasn't there. He bought out three hardware stores and spread them over every apple pile he could find. I'm not sure how well it worked, but he sure felt better about the situation.

The same guy got trailcam pics of a guy pissing on his apple pile once, thats just how people are here. He kept the pictures in his car and sure enough, he runs into the guy at the coffee shop. He walks over, drops an envelope with the pics on the table, and says if he ever goes anywhere near his stand again, he's going to plaster pictures of his dick all over the internet. That was the end of that.
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby bill herian » Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:05 am

Pissing in front of the trail camera is classic. I would come back three times a day to bleed the monster. :lol:
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby Bulldog0156 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:31 am

bill herian wrote:Pissing in front of the trail camera is classic. I would come back three times a day to bleed the monster. :lol:

I think you're doing it wrong Bill!
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Re: Stinkin violators!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:41 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Exactly...go nuclear at the first opportunity.

No subtle tactics. No pussyfooting around. Bring the thunder!!


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