I didn't mean you.i was talking in general as far as me being from louisiana we've been branded as outlawing rednecksone2many wrote:i dont sniff pine cones
and not sure a bald eagle is rare. best deep fried to well done
Tomkat wrote:assateague wrote:I've had 20 in the back pasture picking over fox carcasses for the last week. If they start going after the chickens, we're gonna have a problem.
Pictures or it never happened
one2many wrote:sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:Glorified buzzards.
Yup. Bout 2 miles outside my hometown there is a guy that has a decent sized pig operation. His wife likes the eagles, so he drags any of the dead pigs into the field across the road. I've seen upwards of 30 eagles in that spot at one time, fuckers are everywhere.
whats he do the other half of the year? just stock pile them in the garage? must be Corn Cob, only man alive that could train the pig to die in the winter
Rick wrote:Very neat. Chance for a Scotch double.
That's a joke, I ain't mad at 'em. But here, eagles are only cool outside of waterfowl season, as they'll clear a farm or marsh of birds with a pass and keep them away as long as they're airborne in the area.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
Flightstopper wrote:Don't see hardly any down here either. There is a nest in a town an hour away that always has tourist stopped on the side of the road trying to see them.
assateague wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Don't see hardly any down here either. There is a nest in a town an hour away that always has tourist stopped on the side of the road trying to see them.
I should start charging admission to walk into the back pasture. Set up my own redneck eco-tourism gig. They can watch bald eagles, pet a dead fox (for educational purposes, of course), and eat a road killed, recycled deer. If they want, I'll let them split wood too, just so they can go tell their city friends what it's like, and act like badasses.
I may be on to something, here.
assateague wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Don't see hardly any down here either. There is a nest in a town an hour away that always has tourist stopped on the side of the road trying to see them.
I should start charging admission to walk into the back pasture. Set up my own redneck eco-tourism gig. They can watch bald eagles, pet a dead fox (for educational purposes, of course), and eat a road killed, recycled deer. If they want, I'll let them split wood too, just so they can go tell their city friends what it's like, and act like badasses.
I may be on to something, here.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
AKPirate wrote:assateague wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Don't see hardly any down here either. There is a nest in a town an hour away that always has tourist stopped on the side of the road trying to see them.
I should start charging admission to walk into the back pasture. Set up my own redneck eco-tourism gig. They can watch bald eagles, pet a dead fox (for educational purposes, of course), and eat a road killed, recycled deer. If they want, I'll let them split wood too, just so they can go tell their city friends what it's like, and act like badasses.
I may be on to something, here.
Don't forget to set-up a welding station too![]()
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assateague wrote:This could be second only to my "Can you survive a week of interrogation without breaking?" camp idea.
assateague wrote:Exactly, except it would only be the "R". You know damn well a bunch of yups would pay out the ass to see how "tough" they are. I was thinking of charging $5,000 per week. You write down your safe word on a signed affidavit/release. If you make it the full 7 days without using it, you get a $3,000 refund. Waterboarding, stress positions, sleep deprivation, you name it. People would eat that shit up. Heck, could probably book corporate "team building" getaways. Give them a group rate.
AKPirate wrote:assateague wrote:Exactly, except it would only be the "R". You know damn well a bunch of yups would pay out the ass to see how "tough" they are. I was thinking of charging $5,000 per week. You write down your safe word on a signed affidavit/release. If you make it the full 7 days without using it, you get a $3,000 refund. Waterboarding, stress positions, sleep deprivation, you name it. People would eat that shit up. Heck, could probably book corporate "team building" getaways. Give them a group rate.
I will run the single women side of the camp
3geese4me wrote:AKPirate wrote:assateague wrote:Exactly, except it would only be the "R". You know damn well a bunch of yups would pay out the ass to see how "tough" they are. I was thinking of charging $5,000 per week. You write down your safe word on a signed affidavit/release. If you make it the full 7 days without using it, you get a $3,000 refund. Waterboarding, stress positions, sleep deprivation, you name it. People would eat that shit up. Heck, could probably book corporate "team building" getaways. Give them a group rate.
I will run the single women side of the camp
You would make a fine grievance counselor lol.
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