What J. Foxworthy has to say about N.E.

by **R. Chapman** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:44 pm

Forget Rednecks... Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.

If you've switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live inNew England.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.

If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New
England.

by **R. Chapman** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:45 pm

Some of these could also apply to Montanans and the Eskimos in the cold, dark north.

by **(MT)Montanafowler** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:51 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Some of these could also apply to Montanans and the Eskimos in the cold, dark north.

he uses the same jokes for any given group of people, not all that funny after hearing them for more than a decade.

by **Bulldog0156** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:22 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Some of these could also apply to Montanans and the Eskimos in the cold, dark north.

he uses the same jokes for any given group of people, not all that funny after hearing them for more than a decade.

Cut Rex some slack, Jeff Foxworthy is still "new" to him!

by **NuffDaddy** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:45 pm

"if your sister got her nipple bit off by a beaver....you might be a red neck"

:lol:

that one is funny every time.

by **R. Chapman** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:48 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:"if your sister got her nipple bit off by a beaver....you might be a red neck"

that one is funny every time.

by **R. Chapman** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:51 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Some of these could also apply to Montanans and the Eskimos in the cold, dark north.

he uses the same jokes for any given group of people, not all that funny after hearing them for more than a decade.

Cut Rex some slack, Jeff Foxworthy is still "new" to him!

Kinda is, I used to think he was some kind of redneck dumbass, but he is rather intelligent now. George Carlin is where its at. To bad he croaked. Just imagine what he would of had to say about Justyne Gayber and Odumbass...

by **RonE** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:57 am

R. Chapman wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Some of these could also apply to Montanans and the Eskimos in the cold, dark north.

he uses the same jokes for any given group of people, not all that funny after hearing them for more than a decade.

Cut Rex some slack, Jeff Foxworthy is still "new" to him!

Kinda is, I used to think he was some kind of redneck dumbass, but he is rather intelligent now. George Carlin is where its at. To bad he croaked. Just imagine what he would of had to say about Justyne Gayber and Odumbass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vu ... e=youtu.be

Yes, he is pretty funny!

by **Eric Haynes** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:21 am

Those all aplly to me....dammit. I never wanted to agree with Foxworthy.

by **Woody** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:20 pm

I see a lot of similarities between Assa and George Carlin.

by **jehler** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:56 pm

fuck george carlin, liberal douchebag

by **Woody** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:13 pm

jehler wrote:fuck george carlin, liberal douchebag

I never listened to him before today, the first thing I heard was I don't trust the government. I would have thought anarchist or libertarian.

by **assateague** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:15 pm

Woody wrote:I see a lot of similarities between Assa and George Carlin.

You have got to be high. I couldn't stand that prick.

by **Woody** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:18 pm

assateague wrote:
Woody wrote:I see a lot of similarities between Assa and George Carlin.

You have got to be high. I couldn't stand that prick.

All I listened to was the one video, and he said he didn't like the government or the pussafying of America.

I apologize.

by **assateague** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:18 pm

by **R. Chapman** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:50 pm

jehler wrote:fuck george carlin, liberal douchebag

Do you need a hug?

by **jehler** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:56 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
jehler wrote:fuck george carlin, liberal douchebag

Do you need a hug?

maybe, send pics of your ma and sisters and I'll let you know

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