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Toweling off the champ

Postby aunt betty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:45 am

When Milo was a pup I walked him a lot and it was rainy a lot too. Got in the habit of toweling him down at the door. That little shit got spoiled on it and to this day if he is wet after his morning dooky...he stands there inside the door waiting to get toweled off.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby RonE » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:27 pm

Don't bitch to us, you brought that on yourself. It is better though, than him going into the living room and shaking mud and water all over.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:58 pm

My dogs love towel time.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:56 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby AKPirate » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:22 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.


Better ask Boot what he is doing at the end that your not doing...
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:25 pm

AKPirate wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.


Better ask Boot what he is doing at the end that your not doing...

You're a dick! :D
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:35 pm

AKPirate wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.


Better ask Boot what he is doing at the end that your not doing...

Haha. :lol::lol:
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:49 pm

AKPirate wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.


Better ask Boot what he is doing at the end that your not doing...


You mean. Blow dry?:lol:
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby AKPirate » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:52 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.


Better ask Boot what he is doing at the end that your not doing...


You mean. Blow dry?:lol:


That or the dog is leaving the end of the toweling session very happy
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby assateague » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:58 pm

This is the way I'm going to start referring to post-sex clean up.
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Toweling off the champ

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:02 pm

assateague wrote:This is the way I'm going to start referring to post-sex clean up.

:lol:
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby Flightstopper » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:35 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:This is the way I'm going to start referring to post-sex clean up.

:lol:


HAHA!
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:37 pm

assateague wrote:This is the way I'm going to start referring to post-sex clean up.

But it doesn't have to be a towel.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby assateague » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:51 pm

Nope. The wife should keep her bathrobe elsewhere, probably.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby AKPirate » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:59 pm

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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:27 am

assateague wrote:Nope. The wife should keep her bathrobe elsewhere, probably.

Haha! Guilty.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby one2many » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:38 pm

dogs belong outside!!!!! :D
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:46 pm

one2many wrote:dogs belong outside!!!!! :D


Even this beautiful canine? :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
He definitely cheated on me this weekend.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby one2many » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:55 pm

lmao. hope you all had a great time!!!
i am to the point of having a dog in the house. it will happen with in a year. gave away one of my house cats yesterday :D Happy Happy Happy
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby aunt betty » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:53 am

If I had a 5000 acre farm or ranch my dogs would live outside. Since I live on a 1/4 acre in da hood...they stay inside. I hope you understand.
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Re: Toweling off the champ

Postby Goldfish » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:16 pm

AKPirate wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dogs love towel time.

My dog hates it. But she still waits for it at the door whenever she is wet.


Better ask Boot what he is doing at the end that your not doing...

I think we better all nuff what he is doing at the end that others aren't...
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