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Postby jarbo03 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:47 pm

Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?
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Re: Help!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:48 pm

Paging DC!
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:49 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Paging DC!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Help!

Postby assateague » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:50 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.
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Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:50 pm

Wine coolers. Hard stuff when they get into high school.
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Postby DC727 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:52 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Paging DC!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:07 pm

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Re: Help!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:22 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.


How did you not have a stroke just typing that?
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Postby capt1972 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:27 pm

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Re: Help!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:55 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.


This is a dick move. You're setting the parents up for a lifetime of over priced crap...
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Postby T Man » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:00 pm

Without an explanation I'm going to have to seriously reconsider out friendship Jerry.
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Postby assateague » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:02 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.


How did you not have a stroke just typing that?



Layniebug has 2. I draw the line at the bullshit accessories, though.
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Postby jehler » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:04 pm

The meg has 3
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
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Postby Olly » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:04 pm

Throw money at your neighbor lady and get her to get the gift.
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:05 pm

assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.


How did you not have a stroke just typing that?



Layniebug has 2. I draw the line at the bullshit accessories, though.


I can't believe it.
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Postby DC727 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:05 pm

Olly wrote:Throw money at your neighbor lady and get her to get the gift.

Like those pizzas, I'll take those any day

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Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:05 pm

T Man wrote:Without an explanation I'm going to have to seriously reconsider out friendship Jerry.

What's to explain? He needs a Christmas gift for his niece.
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:07 pm

I think the Mrs. bought one for our 2 year old for this Christmas.

I will not have an option when it comes to accessories...
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Postby jarbo03 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:19 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
T Man wrote:Without an explanation I'm going to have to seriously reconsider out friendship Jerry.

What's to explain? He needs a Christmas gift for his niece.


For 3 of them. I found some help, ran into my cousins wife at the store, she get me hooked up with some wrist bracelet loom thingies, along with other random things they like.

Don't worry Tommy, they didn't show up at my door calling me daddy. Hence the Uncle Jarbo.
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Postby jarbo03 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:20 pm

Olly wrote:Throw money at your neighbor lady and get her to get the gift.


Was gonna have her help, but shes working tonight.
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Re: Help!

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:22 pm

assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.


How did you not have a stroke just typing that?



Layniebug has 2. I draw the line at the bullshit accessories, though.

jehler wrote:The meg has 3



I pooped a little when I saw the price.
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Re: Help!

Postby triplecurl » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:33 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.


Or a Reborn by Grace.

My girls love those looms. Meg made a bunch of bracelets and rings with hers and sold them.
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Re: Help!

Postby Redbeard » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:15 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Uncle Jarbo is shopping, what kind of shit are 6-10 year old girls into?



Get her an American Girl doll.
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Postby Redbeard » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:17 pm

jehler wrote:The meg has 3
Anna has 3 with too many accessories
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:39 am

I am batting 1.000, I get to buy guns and cool shit.
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Re: Help!

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:59 am

I think a nine year old girl should be learning crafts, not learning how to get "daddy" to buy her shiny stuff. That comes much later.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Help!

Postby assateague » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:04 am

Should she be learning crafts before or after she helps me on my trap line?
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Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:34 am

assateague wrote:Should she be learning crafts before or after she helps me on my trap line?

Whatever her teacher says is most politically correct.
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