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That was rather shitty...

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:07 pm

Just got back from my date tonight. We went bowling, but it was pretty shitty. She didn't want to talk much and seemed like she was in a hurry to go somewhere. I ask her if there was something wrong. She completely ignored me after that and didn't say anything when I dropped her off at home. Oh well, lots of other people to see.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:12 pm

You shouldn't have talked about 7.5 shot.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:22 pm

She's playing hard to get. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:29 am

NuffDaddy wrote:She's playing hard to get. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.

So say something like, "you, me, fuck!" Or "hey I was wondering if you wanted to jump in bed with me tonight?".
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:36 am

R. Chapman wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:She's playing hard to get. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.

So say something like, "you, me, fuck!" Or "hey I was wondering if you wanted to jump in bed with me tonight?".

It wouldn't have turned out any worse.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:45 am

It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:47 am

NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.

That's just as bad as shell limits... :D
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:47 am

NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.


I always had better luck thing inside her box, could be just me...
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:26 am

rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.

That's just as bad as shell limits... :D


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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby Goldfish » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:06 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.


I always had better luck thing inside her box, could be just me...

Her juice box?


Things just got weird, lol
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:15 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:04 am

Chapman, you just don't say let's fuck...
Try saying to her, let's take a shower together and see what happens...
You gotta ease up to it.

Shifty date means you went down the dirt road.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:04 am

Shitty*
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby RonE » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:42 am

You can always resort to the "Hereafter".

When things aren't going well on a date and it is beginning to look like you aren't going to get laid...........

Just drive to an out of the way place on the way home and tell her about the "Hereafter": "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you are going to be here after I'm gone." (This is a lot more subtle than saying, put out or get out.)
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:49 am

RonE wrote:You can always resort to the "Hereafter".

When things aren't going well on a date and it is beginning to look like you aren't going to get laid...........

Just drive to an out of the way place on the way home and tell her about the "Hereafter": "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you are going to be here after I'm gone." (This is a lot more subtle than saying, put out or get out.)
If I were a female and went thru this I'd hook the horndog up with my gf, the one with mono.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby huntall6 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:04 am

Lower your standards, increase your average.


......or let her know you guys are on a date instead of just following her there and saying it was a date
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby assateague » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:49 am

NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.


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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:52 am

huntall6 wrote:......or let her know you guys are on a date instead of just following her there and saying it was a date

Hahaahahahahaha :lol::lol::lol:
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Re: That was rather ****...

Postby T Man » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:59 am

How many times did you remind her that youre Rex Fucking Chapman? That may have had something to do with it.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:20 pm

I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:24 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.

She was probably hoping "bowling" was code for "get her loaded up on boones farm and put it in her back door".

She was disappointed.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:18 pm

How many times did you mention your reloading room and hunting pheasants with 7.5s?
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby DC727 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:22 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.

She was probably hoping "bowling" was code for "get her loaded up on boones farm and put it in her back door".

She was disappointed.


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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:23 pm

Idiot.

Everyone knows that bowling ceases to be fun about 7 frames in to the first game.

Her arm was probably about to fucking fall off 3 games in.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:26 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.

She was probably bummed you didn't take her to Vegas Bowling.
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby one2many » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:29 pm

RMFC leave the girls alone, start chasing women.i prefer married women, they always go home. let their husbands deal with all the extra bullshit and baggage and you get all the pussy
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:32 pm

Did ya ask her if she likes warm beer and butt sex?
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby one2many » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:57 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Did ya ask her if she likes warm beer and butt sex?

a girl that like ass play is a must Rex!!!
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Re: That was rather shitty...

Postby RonE » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:06 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.


Well fuck! "Girls are girls" and that is what is good about them. If they didn't have a pussy there would probably be a bounty on them so just get used to it and work through it.
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