Job listing - Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $165,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"
"No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now".
Gynecologist's Assistant
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by AKPirate » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:34 am
rebelp74 wrote::lol:
Sounds fishy?
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by rebelp74 » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:36 am
I'm too baked for a joke like that. Seriously fucking laughing right now!Reinstate TomKat
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by AKPirate » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:38 am
rebelp74 wrote::lol:
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by Woody » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:28 am
On the surface that sounds like a good job, but imagine all the nasty ginas you will have rub.
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by aunt betty » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:05 am
Woody wrote:On the surface that sounds like a good job, but imagine all the nasty ginas you will have rub.
Yeah, with yellow ooze dribbling out.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:38 am
What do you care?? You guys shoot mallards that have been swimming in that ooze every day of their life.
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by RonE » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:57 pm
great story
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by capt1972 » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:46 pm
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Re: Gynecologist's Assistant
by AKPirate » Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:18 pm
QH's Paw wrote:So, did you get the job?
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