Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day!"
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decided not to give importance to what he said and continued the lesson .�.
"And you, Tanya?
"I wanna be Little Johnny's bitch!"
LIttle Johnny
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LIttle Johnny
by grizz18 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:56 pm
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Re: LIttle Johnny
by Redbeard » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:09 pm
Hahahaha
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: LIttle Johnny
by Flightstopper » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:17 pm
Lol!!
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
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Re: LIttle Johnny
by obxbufflehead » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:28 pm
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MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
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Re: LIttle Johnny
by GadwallGetter530 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:39 pm
Funny 
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: LIttle Johnny
by capt1972 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:48 pm
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
The Tree of Liberty Must be Refreshed From Time to Time With the BLOOD OF TYRANTS
The Tree of Liberty Must be Refreshed From Time to Time With the BLOOD OF TYRANTS
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Re: LIttle Johnny
by one2many » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:27 pm
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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