by aunt betty » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:36 pm
capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
by capt1972 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:36 pm
AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
Mrs. Gasoline
by AKPirate » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:37 pm
capt1972 wrote:AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
Mrs. Gasoline
Where do you think I get it from?!
by Redbeard » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:38 pm
great advice. Especially about the team thing.jehler wrote:dont be afraid, just don't settle, all the guys I know that get fuxked by marriage married girls they shouldn't have, it's not about the best lay, the hottest chick, the first one that swallowed...Olly wrote:I've seen so many guys get fucked over by marriage. Scares the shit out of me.
Marry the girl that you agree with and don't fight with that you genuinely like
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
by capt1972 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:39 pm
AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
Mrs. Gasoline
Where do you think I get it from?!
TK?
by AKPirate » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:41 pm
capt1972 wrote:AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
Mrs. Gasoline
Where do you think I get it from?!
TK?
wow. just. wow.
by gila-river » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:08 pm
by 3legged_lab » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:13 pm
capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
by AKPirate » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:14 pm
3legged_lab wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
When I quit chewing the wife told me "you're a dick head, go ahead and start chewing again".
by 3legged_lab » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:17 pm
AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
When I quit chewing the wife told me "you're a dick head, go ahead and start chewing again".
Your still a dick head even after chewing and smoking a corncob pipe
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
by AKPirate » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:18 pm
3legged_lab wrote:AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:capt1972 wrote:haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!
When I quit chewing the wife told me "you're a dick head, go ahead and start chewing again".
Your still a dick head even after chewing and smoking a corncob pipe
But im better than I was...
by capt1972 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:58 pm
by jehler » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:05 pm
quit being a whiney bitch and she'll leave you alonecapt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
by 3legged_lab » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:08 pm
capt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
by AKPirate » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:08 pm
jehler wrote:quit being a whiney bitch and she'll leave you alonecapt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
by Redbeard » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:10 pm
ohhh the C word3legged_lab wrote:capt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
Call her a cunt and she won't talk to you for 3 days, minimum.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
by 3legged_lab » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:30 pm
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
by capt1972 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:46 pm
AKPirate wrote:jehler wrote:quit being a whiney bitch and she'll leave you alonecapt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
Snickers?
by waterfowlman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:46 pm
by AKPirate » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:52 pm
capt1972 wrote:AKPirate wrote:jehler wrote:quit being a whiney bitch and she'll leave you alonecapt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
Snickers?
^ this
She is making cookies now, maybe that will fix it.
by capt1972 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:03 pm
AKPirate wrote:capt1972 wrote:AKPirate wrote:jehler wrote:quit being a whiney bitch and she'll leave you alonecapt1972 wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why won't she just leave me the fuck alone?
Snickers?
^ this
She is making cookies now, maybe that will fix it.
Your making her work hard for the make-up sex
by DeadEye_Dan » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:05 pm
by capt1972 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:07 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Sounds like you just need to helicopter out...
don't tempt me.by 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:03 am
waterfowlman wrote:Notice how Doc starts this shit then just disappears. He's probably out shopping for curtains with his fiance'.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
by AKPirate » Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:32 am
3legged_lab wrote:waterfowlman wrote:Notice how Doc starts this shit then just disappears. He's probably out shopping for curtains with his fiance'.
Why's it gotta be for curtains? The manly job of picking out a duvet already taken care of?
by vincentpa » Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:10 am
jehler wrote:Marry the girl that you agree with and don't fight with that you genuinely like
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