The Redheads

[tucker]

I had lunch today with with my hunting buddy.
We ate at the bar in the restaurant, and a really cute redheaded young lady was our bartender/waitress.
Through conversation we found out she was home on spring break. Nice kid. Cute as could be.

My buddy and I had taken a couple of nice drake redheads this year, and I was keeping them until we decided which taxidermist to use.

So while we're having our lunch, I remember that we haven't made a decision yet, so I ask him,
"What are we going to do with the two redheads in the freezer?"

Well, clearly this young lady is no duck hunter.

[Olly]

I had lunch today with with my hunting buddy.
We ate at the bar in the restaurant, and a really cute redheaded young lady was our bartender/waitress.
Through conversation we found out she was home on spring break. Nice kid. Cute as could be.

My buddy and I had taken a couple of nice drake redheads this year, and I was keeping them until we decided which taxidermist to use.

So while we're having our lunch, I remember that we haven't made a decision yet, so I ask him,
"What are we going to do with the two redheads in the freezer?"

Well, clearly this young lady is no duck hunter.

Plot Twist: Waitress hasn't seen her parents since they disappeared years ago and is now plotting revenge against you.

[bill herian]

And without missing a beat your buddy said "Mount' em".

[The Duck Hammer]

[Feelin' Fowl]