Where on the Internet is Redbeard

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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:14 am

Tiler_J wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Maybe Red got caught beating up old women and tazing them for no reason. Anyone seen any news stories about a cop abusing his powers here in Northern CA? I'm sure if he did, he will just be slapped on the wrist and sent back out there. So he should be back soon.

Shouldn't surprise you it's quite an epidemic in America today. Rapidly growing societal problem!

Doesn't suprise me at all. Hell, I was attacked by a cop last time I tried to go grocery shopping. All I was doing was going through the frozen food section and the bastard pulled his gun on me! Damn cop and fucking grocery store. I was so pissed at the whole situation that when he said I could go, I just grabbed my AR out of the cart and walked right out the door. Fuck that place, I hope that cop had to put all my groceries back himself.

I had a similar situation happen to me and really pissed me the fuck off too. I mean, if you can't carry a sidearm in a public building like a court house, what the fuck has happened to our damn rights? Isn't a court house where they are supposed to support and uphold the fuckin' law anyway? Good thing only one of the electrodes hit me. I turned around and walked out. Fuck that cop and his speeding ticket anyway.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:18 am

3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Red MIA, AKPirate MIA, has anyone seen Dan.
You know, FF was kinda upset on April 1st. :o
Tripod, you might want to relocate.

Roger. Can you watch my kids for a little while?

I ain't falling for that one again. I just finally got groceries on the shelf again. :shock:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:46 am

If Red does not surface today, I am going to have to flush him out with the only known way to reliably contact him- with a haiku. ANOTHER haiku.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby ohioduck » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:21 am

Red and Waterfowlman have been sent to Crimea to chill those fuckers out.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:46 am

We got rum and Bitches but our bearded pirate is lost at sea?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby RonE » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:03 am

I just phoned Red and got his voice mail message. He is probably too hung over to answer the phone.

On a serious note, I hope his family is OK and he's not off on some emergency.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby gila-river » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:11 am

Red finally talked the love of his life into running away with him. He's off to start over with her:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby gila-river » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:12 am

They'll have 14 little curly red headed tan kids running around in no time.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:30 am

gila-river wrote:They'll have 14 little curly red headed tan kids running around in no time.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:31 am

Image :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby gila-river » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:32 am

capt1972 wrote:Image :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahahahahaha:lol: fuckin A Capt. Bout fell outta my chair.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:37 am

That was before he was ambassador to N Korea
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:10 am

Tomkat wrote:That was before he was ambassador to N Korea

Couldn't we just send Jessica Simpson instead?
I'm sure the N. Korean leader would figure out something to do.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:11 am

RonE wrote:On a serious note, I hope his family is Ok and he's not off on some emergency.


^ this
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:37 am

Is California still attached? Maybe it fell off into the ocean...
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:02 pm

Buncha paranoid sonsabitches round here
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby DC727 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nice avatar Red :clap: :clap:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:05 pm

Olly sent me off for my over due lobotomy. All is good now. I have never been happier.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby gila-river » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:06 pm

Redbeard wrote:Buncha paranoid sonsabitches round here

He lives!
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Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby gila-river » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:07 pm

And he called us sonsabithces in 2 out of the last 3 posts. So we know it's not an imposter!
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:Olly sent me off for my over due lobotomy. All is good now. I have never been happier.
I find a hummer always puts me in a better mood.

Glad you are ok Red.
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Re: Where on the Internet is Redbeard

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:Buncha paranoid sonsabitches round here

Whachu talkin bout Willis? I still think I was dead on.
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