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Knarly Farts

Postby Olly » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:44 pm

I have them.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Goldfish » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:55 pm

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:05 pm

Olly wrote:I have them.

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Its the duck farts and if they don't go away soon I'm affraid I'll be sleeping outside
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Redbeard » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:08 pm

Olly wrote:I have them.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Olly » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:11 pm

SBD

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby grizz18 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:19 pm

Its "Gnarly"
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Olly » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:32 pm

grizz18 wrote:Its "Gnarly"


Next farts for you grizz.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:34 pm

I got em yesterday while out hunting. Makes it worse when they make you gag and you are in waders. You can't escape them.
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:59 pm

Congrats! A wonderful situation when it can be shared with others. Earlier today I crop dusted a woman at the store in a rascal, I felt bad and chuckled at the same time.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:34 pm

If you think Mornin' Beef don't know then you best asked somebody. The worst is when you get a case of the unstoppables when first wooing a girl. I've sat in my picture window watching a girl leave while releasing a steady 20 second fart that was enough to float a parachute.
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Postby obxbufflehead » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:53 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:If you think Mornin' Beef don't know then you best asked somebody. The worst is when you get a case of the unstoppables when first wooing a girl. I've sat in my picture window watching a girl leave while releasing a steady 20 second fart that was enough to float a parachute.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby assateague » Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:46 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Congrats! A wonderful situation when it can be shared with others. Earlier today I crop dusted a woman at the store in a rascal, I felt bad and chuckled at the same time.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby blackrhino » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:02 pm

I like when I'm driving to a duck hunt and my hunting partner is half asleep. I reach down and hit the child window lock. Then cut a horrible taco bell/beer fart then crack his window about 5" to allow a draft while he is helpless to change his plight. Always fun. :lol:
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:06 pm

Oh yea! That is one of my favorite moves!

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:15 pm

blackrhino wrote:I like when I'm driving to a duck hunt and my hunting partner is half asleep. I reach down and hit the child window lock. Then cut a horrible taco bell/beer fart then crack his window about 5" to allow a draft while he is helpless to change his plight. Always fun. :lol:

After you hit the child lock you have to let it stew for a couple minutes before you crack the window. :thumbsup:
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Redbeard » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:21 pm

With the heat cranked up!
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:24 pm

I am feeling sad tonight, I have some super wicked gas and no one to share it with! :-D

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby gangrig25 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:32 pm

had chili for supper...with extra beans and peppers.
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:46 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:I got em yesterday while out hunting. Makes it worse when they make you gag and you are in waders. You can't escape them.

I know this feeling every mornin this past week. Been wearing my carhartt coveralls in to work due to the cold.... Holy hell I think the smell is just stuck in them. Especially after that beef stroganoff last night.


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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:37 pm

I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby huntall6 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:00 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I got em yesterday while out hunting. Makes it worse when they make you gag and you are in waders. You can't escape them.

I know this feeling every mornin this past week. Been wearing my carhartt coveralls in to work due to the cold.... Holy hell I think the smell is just stuck in them. Especially after that beef stroganoff last night.


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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:33 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

This is truth.
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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:39 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

This is truth.

I like when I can do it while getting out of someone elses car.

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Re: Knarly Farts

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:47 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

This is truth.

I like when I can do it while getting out of someone elses car.

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