Hunting with Idiots.

by **Bootlipkiller** » Thu May 01, 2014 2:43 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:I didn't hunt with to many idiots last season. But, I do go fishing with Dbag every now and then.

And fuck you too

by **R. Chapman** » Thu May 01, 2014 9:53 am

I took a kid from school to go hunting with us two years ago. He brought his dad's 7mm RUM to prove how much of a "man" he was. He and I went up into the timber about 200 yards and right there stood a nice 4 point buck. He was behind me and threw that gun up to shoot. The end of the barrel had a brake on it and it was right next to my head. To say I was red piss hot mad is an understatement. My ear must have been ringing for over 2 weeks.

by **Rick** » Thu May 01, 2014 9:59 am

Well, at least it wasn't hard to carry out that 4 pound buck. 7mm probably even dressed it for you.

by **GadwallGetter530** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:03 am

R. Chapman wrote:I took a kid from school to go hunting with us two years ago. He brought his dad's 7mm RUM to prove how much of a "man" he was. He and I went up into the timber about 200 yards and right there stood a nice 4 pound buck. He was behind me and threw that gun up to shoot. The end of the barrel had a brake on it and it was right next to my head. To say I was red piss hot mad is an understatement. My ear must have been ringing for over 2 weeks.

A friend of mine did the very same thing to me a few seasons ago. Buck jumped up and he threw down. The next day I thought my ear was just draining water since I just took a shower. Put my index finger in my ear and it was covered in blood. Freaked me the hell out.

by **sws002** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:03 am

R. Chapman wrote:I took a kid from school to go hunting with us two years ago. He brought his dad's 7mm RUM to prove how much of a "man" he was. He and I went up into the timber about 200 yards and right there stood a nice 4 pound buck. He was behind me and threw that gun up to shoot. The end of the barrel had a brake on it and it was right next to my head. To say I was red piss hot mad is an understatement. My ear must have been ringing for over 2 weeks.

Sounds like that kid went hunting with an idiot that day!

by **GadwallGetter530** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:07 am

Montana has little deer.

by **R. Chapman** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:11 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I took a kid from school to go hunting with us two years ago. He brought his dad's 7mm RUM to prove how much of a "man" he was. He and I went up into the timber about 200 yards and right there stood a nice 4 pound buck. He was behind me and threw that gun up to shoot. The end of the barrel had a brake on it and it was right next to my head. To say I was red piss hot mad is an understatement. My ear must have been ringing for over 2 weeks.

A friend of mine did the very same thing to me a few seasons ago. Buck jumped up and he threw down. The next day I thought my ear was just draining water since I just took a shower. Put my index finger in my ear and it was covered in blood. Freaked me the hell out.

It hurts!

by **aunt betty** » Thu May 01, 2014 12:01 pm

I had a hunting "buddy" say be still once as he shot a squirrel over my shoulder. It hurts but you learn to stay behind Rambo.

by **assateague** » Thu May 01, 2014 3:33 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I took a kid from school to go hunting with us two years ago. He brought his dad's 7mm RUM to prove how much of a "man" he was. He and I went up into the timber about 200 yards and right there stood a nice 4 pound buck. He was behind me and threw that gun up to shoot. The end of the barrel had a brake on it and it was right next to my head. To say I was red piss hot mad is an understatement. My ear must have been ringing for over 2 weeks.

A friend of mine did the very same thing to me a few seasons ago. Buck jumped up and he threw down. The next day I thought my ear was just draining water since I just took a shower. Put my index finger in my ear and it was covered in blood. Freaked me the hell out.

My ears bleed every time RMFC talks.

by **Bootlipkiller** » Thu May 01, 2014 3:46 pm

assateague wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I took a kid from school to go hunting with us two years ago. He brought his dad's 7mm RUM to prove how much of a "man" he was. He and I went up into the timber about 200 yards and right there stood a nice 4 pound buck. He was behind me and threw that gun up to shoot. The end of the barrel had a brake on it and it was right next to my head. To say I was red piss hot mad is an understatement. My ear must have been ringing for over 2 weeks.

A friend of mine did the very same thing to me a few seasons ago. Buck jumped up and he threw down. The next day I thought my ear was just draining water since I just took a shower. Put my index finger in my ear and it was covered in blood. Freaked me the hell out.

My ears bleed every time RMFC talks.

that's funny, I shit blood every time he talks. I call it Rexentery

by **aunt betty** » Thu May 01, 2014 3:49 pm

Ironically the top joke is about idiot duck hunters....
http://www.ahajokes.com/dum06.html

:lol:

by **aunt betty** » Thu May 01, 2014 3:54 pm

A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

"Do you know what your asshole is doing when you're having an orgasm?".

She replied, "probably deer hunting with his buddies".

by **R. Chapman** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:13 pm

Just hateful.

by **Redbeard** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:32 pm

Just arrogant

by **Bootlipkiller** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:38 pm

Bloody shit

by **3legged_lab** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:48 pm

Redbeard wrote:Just arrogant

What? Noooo.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu May 01, 2014 6:23 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Bloody shit

This isn't web md....
You should probably get off the Internet and get to the doctor though.

by **GadwallGetter530** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:18 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Bloody shit

This isn't web md....
You should probably get off the Internet and get to the doctor though.

Funny how boot always complains about bloody shit right after Joel spends the night.

by **Redbeard** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:38 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Bloody shit

This isn't web md....
You should probably get off the Internet and get to the doctor though.

Funny how boot always complains about bloody shit right after Joel spends the night.

ooohhhh

by **Tiler_J** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:53 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Bloody shit

This isn't web md....
You should probably get off the Internet and get to the doctor though.

Funny how boot always complains about bloody shit right after Joel spends the night.

I guess I am just bigger than you. Don't be jealous.

by **R. Chapman** » Sat May 03, 2014 9:55 am

Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Bloody shit

This isn't web md....
You should probably get off the Internet and get to the doctor though.

Funny how boot always complains about bloody shit right after Joel spends the night.

I guess I am just bigger than you. Don't be jealous.

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