Solar Panels Drain the Suns Energy

[AKPirate]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

His primary duty is chief engineer on an alien spacecraft. He just stops in here once in a while to fuck with us dumb earthlings.

Those ETs went straight for my shitbox

[aunt betty]

Can't eat.
Can't sleep.
Damn.
This bites.


I gotta hear the story before I check out tonight. ...I'm waiting.

Well?

[aunt betty]

Busting balls is such hard work when you have to aim and use deadly force.

I got someone's balls in a vice right now.

In an hour I'm gonna crush them little gonads. Its fun!

[aunt betty]

Not really

[Feelin' Fowl]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

I'm a bum. Its ok to be off topic. Went to school, graduated, and I can't stand jet-set engineer types. I thought I wanted to be one.
I'm a failure.

This is only partially true, Pintail...he's retired, and one smart dude. Super math/science smart...

[aunt betty]

But a people dumbass that probably should just shun ppl. I have for years. I am NOT a people person and my personality online is very bad.
In person I'm a pussy
Online I'm a dick but today I'm an asshole. Spreading shit everywhere.

[Tiler_J]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

[aunt betty]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

I fell off a two story flight of stairs or was pushed. The rail gave way and I landed on a concrete block head first. Fractured my skull when I was two. That was just after I got abducted and probed.

[AKPirate]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

[aunt betty]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

I worked for General Electric Lighting Division in Mattoon, Illinois. My job was working with optics and pcm's to get a machine to install a lamp filament perfectly exactly at a certain position so the lamp didn't create glare.

The lamps I worked on were for Dodge Viper sports cars. Very hi-tech light bulbs that cost about $30 each in 2000/01.

When I got there they made 27 bad lamps for every good one. I got it to where it was more like 50/50. The technology was catching up and the machines were old etc.

[assateague]

Ok, lets model the earth as an ideal black body that absorbs 100% of the suns energy that strikes the earth and puts it all into solar...

We humans would all be living in the dark under the panels.
Scary concept but if we did cover the entire earth with solar panels and it all worked 100% efficient...according to woody we'd have enough energy to be self sufficient without oil...I have my doubts.

Plus we'd starve in the dark.
NO AGRICULTURE.

It wouldn't be dark. All those solar panels could power grow lights hung on the underside. We get all the Vitamin D we need, and the weed would be faaabulous.

[Woody]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

[capt1972]

Ok, lets model the earth as an ideal black body that absorbs 100% of the suns energy that strikes the earth and puts it all into solar...

We humans would all be living in the dark under the panels.
Scary concept but if we did cover the entire earth with solar and it all worked 100% efficient...according to woody we'd have enough energy to be self sufficient without oil...I have my doubts.

Take the good with the bad. If we were completely covered up with solar panels then those messages Obama is beaming into your heard would be unable to reach you.... But the mothership would also be unable to find you when they come to take you back to planet crazy pants.

They ain't coming back. He's our problem now

[Eric Haynes]

Just wondering... What do you do AB? I know its completely off topic.

I worked for General Electric Lighting Division in Mattoon, Illinois. My job was working with optics and pcm's to get a machine to install a lamp filament perfectly exactly at a certain position so the lamp didn't create glare.

The lamps I worked on were for Dodge Viper sports cars. Very hi-tech light bulbs that cost about $30 each in 2000/01.

When I got there they made 27 bad lamps for every good one. I got it to where it was more like 50/50. The technology was catching up and the machines were old etc.

So you went from being productive, to being so desperate for work that you were wanting to go put up fence for $10/hr?