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Re: Strange Offer

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:04 pm

Vinny, gimme your phone number. I'll call you constantly during the filming to make it seem like you're very important. You can yell things like "I'm sorry, Ambassador, I just don't have the time!" and then hang up and wait for me to call again.
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Re: Strange Offer

Postby Woody » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:22 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Vinny, gimme your phone number. I'll call you constantly during the filming to make it seem like you're very important. You can yell things like "I'm sorry, Ambassador, I just don't have the time!" and then hang up and wait for me to call again.

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Re: Strange Offer

Postby vincentpa » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:07 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:Was reading they don't film the show until you buy the house. Then take you to two other random houses while you pretend to decide.
yea nothing bout the show is live. Better work on your acting skills Vince


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Re: Strange Offer

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:17 pm

vincentpa wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Pintail wrote:Think of all the middle aged women you would attract.
MILFs


The agent is a MILF!


Tell her you'll do the deal if she puts out for you.
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Re: Strange Offer

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:03 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
vincentpa wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Pintail wrote:Think of all the middle aged women you would attract.
MILFs


The agent is a MILF!


Tell her you'll do the deal if she puts out for you.

See. Everybody cuts their own deal, it just so happens that rick is not into monetary payment.
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Re: Strange Offer

Postby Goldfish » Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:05 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
vincentpa wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Pintail wrote:Think of all the middle aged women you would attract.
MILFs


The agent is a MILF!


Tell her you'll do the deal if she puts out for you.

See. Everybody cuts their own deal, it just so happens that rick is not into monetary payment.

That's because he has a file on each of the guys in the treasury office
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Re: Strange Offer

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:52 pm

My old neighbors were on the show 6-8 months ago when they moved to Thailand, they said they had fun.
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Re: Strange Offer

Postby Bulldog0156 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:27 pm

They should make a show about me, my life is interesting! :D
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