Storing a bird to mount

[obxbufflehead]

I put the first swan I killed in hose.



There was a gigantic African American female working at the dollar store in BFE NC the day I walked in and bought them.
Walked all over the store looking for them and finally asked her "where do you have the pantyhose at"...she waddles out from her spot at the register and heads over to a rack and says "what size and color?" Says I "color isn't important, but they have to be big enough to fit a swan"...she give me a WTF look, so I added, "and where do you keep your condoms"

BFE?

Englehard/Swan Quarter/Fairfax/ButtFuckEgypt

Oh I haven't heard it called that.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I forgot! I had shirts made for all the guys that went on that trip, and was wearing it this AM...

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[TNAL45]

I put the first swan I killed in hose.



There was a gigantic African American female working at the dollar store in BFE NC the day I walked in and bought them.
Walked all over the store looking for them and finally asked her "where do you have the pantyhose at"...she waddles out from her spot at the register and heads over to a rack and says "what size and color?" Says I "color isn't important, but they have to be big enough to fit a swan"...she give me a WTF look, so I added, "and where do you keep your condoms"

[obxbufflehead]

I forgot! I had shirts made for all the guys that went on that trip, and was wearing it this AM...

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Hahaha that's awesome.

[obxbufflehead]

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=BFE

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I was just going to suggest urban dictionary. OBX, just set aside a whole day to start learning new terms. You won't even scratch that site, but you'll have a start.

I think I will do that. Any special ones I should look at first?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Might as well post a picture of the back too...

[obxbufflehead]

Might as well post a picture of the back too...

Hahahahaha wear that to pea island and you will piss off some go greens.