A woman goes to her gynecologist."What seems to be the problem?" asked her doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."
The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas"
Del Monte Fresh
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Del Monte Fresh
by RonE » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:13 am
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
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Re: Del Monte Fresh
by Eric Haynes » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:48 am
Do they put stickers on potatoes?
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Del Monte Fresh
by Bootlipkiller » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:56 am
Only the Amish do
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: Del Monte Fresh
by 3legged_lab » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:30 am
:lol::lol::lol::lol:Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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