Need Opinions

[AKPirate]

Was talking to Betty about this yesterday, and he had a genius idea. I hire a helper, at $20 an hour, whose job it is to simply go into the places. Then there's a "witness", so to speak. But I'm not going to take it- too much time involved.

Yep, genius idea! Sounds a lot like the guy I pay to go along with me hunting. He is there to tell the Game Warden that I didn't shoot over my limit, we found those ducks.

Classic Tiller sarcasm,

[Bootlipkiller]

Does he also clam birds in the cooler so you don't go over possession limit?

[Tiler_J]

Does he also clam birds in the cooler so you don't go over possession limit?

We don't "clam" shit!
Those birds in the cooler?! Somebody must have put those there, I have a paid witness to back up my story.

[Bootlipkiller]

I bet Betty wished he had a paid witness

[Tiler_J]

I bet Betty wished he had a paid witness

With a paid witness he would have had an even better story.

[assateague]

Does he also clam birds in the cooler so you don't go over possession limit?

That's a fucking excellent idea. My minions are both getting dragged out of bed this season. They can sleep in the marsh. 3 black ducks for me!! Maybe more, if I can pin any overages on the 8 year old.

[waterfowlman]

Does he also clam birds in the cooler so you don't go over possession limit?

That's a fucking excellent idea. My minions are both getting dragged out of bed this season. They can sleep in the marsh. 3 black ducks for me!! Maybe more, if I can pin any overages on the 8 year old.

She'll probably kill a Pintail too.

[assateague]

Oh, I'm claiming that one.

[The Duck Hammer]

[RonE]

Was talking to Betty about this yesterday, and he had a genius idea. I hire a helper, at $20 an hour, whose job it is to simply go into the places. Then there's a "witness", so to speak. But I'm not going to take it- too much time involved.

Yep, genius idea! Sounds a lot like the guy I pay to go along with me hunting. He is there to tell the Game Warden that I didn't shoot over my limit, we found those ducks.

Does that work? How much do you pay him? He can have a possession limit even without a license can't he? This idea might just have some legs under it.

[assateague]

I'm almost positive no license is required for possession.

[Bootlipkiller]

Just say you gifted the birds to them

[Tiler_J]

You could just gift your "extra" birds to the warden when he walks up to you. Problem solved. You are welcome.

[Bootlipkiller]

That would be funny

[The Duck Hammer]

And practical