39 days

[assateague]

And Dana Delaney probably won't be strolling through the marsh, sans corset.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I can't wait until the lost team of incredibly hot female biologists stumbles into your guys' spread on opening morning. Jehler's gonna hang his head and shake it in resignation, as coastie looks at him with a crap-eating grin and says "I told you so".

How did you find that porno script I've been writing?

I'm a tad concerned that you're writing a porno and have Jehler in the script...

[Olly]

I can't wait until the lost team of incredibly hot female biologists stumbles into your guys' spread on opening morning. Jehler's gonna hang his head and shake it in resignation, as coastie looks at him with a crap-eating grin and says "I told you so".

How did you find that porno script I've been writing?

I'm a tad concerned that you're writing a porno and have Jehler in the script...

Don't worry, I've got a part for you too.

[jehler]

I can't wait until the lost team of incredibly hot female biologists stumbles into your guys' spread on opening morning. Jehler's gonna hang his head and shake it in resignation, as coastie looks at him with a crap-eating grin and says "I told you so".

How did you find that porno script I've been writing?

I'm a tad concerned that you're writing a porno and have Jehler in the script...

no kidding, I haven't even sent him my portfolio

[jehler]

I can't wait until the lost team of incredibly hot female biologists stumbles into your guys' spread on opening morning. Jehler's gonna hang his head and shake it in resignation, as coastie looks at him with a crap-eating grin and says "I told you so".

How did you find that porno script I've been writing?

I'm a tad concerned that you're writing a porno and have Jehler in the script...

Don't worry, I've got a part for you too.

make sure I'm behind Dan not in front of him

[Olly]

make sure I'm behind Dan not in front of him

I was thinking camera man but suit yourself...

[capt1972]

Gah, im bout to go talk to my girl's dad here this week, Its pretty nerve wrecking tryin to get the balls up to go ask a man if he minds very much if you marry his daughter.

I asked my FIL while he was sharpening a chainsaw. I said "thinking about asking Sarah to marry me" He said "about fucking time" and continued to sharpen the saw without missing a beat.

[DC727]

make sure I'm behind Dan not in front of him

I was thinking camera man but suit yourself...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DeadEye_Dan]

I can't wait until the lost team of incredibly hot female biologists stumbles into your guys' spread on opening morning. Jehler's gonna hang his head and shake it in resignation, as coastie looks at him with a crap-eating grin and says "I told you so".

How did you find that porno script I've been writing?

I'm a tad concerned that you're writing a porno and have Jehler in the script...

Don't worry, I've got a part for you too.

make sure I'm behind Dan not in front of him

It ain't queer if you don't push back...

[Redbeard]

Gah, im bout to go talk to my girl's dad here this week, Its pretty nerve wrecking tryin to get the balls up to go ask a man if he minds very much if you marry his daughter.

I still can't believe it. We're getting old man, I think I'm gonna be the last one out if our group to not get married.

Sent from your honey hole.

you're gonna be that guy!

[Redbeard]

All my friends stay mad at me for not hanging out with them. But there's always 2-3 little crying babies. Nothing against babies, but I don't want to drink beer and watch football with 5 little kids running around.

Ha! Welcome to my life. Actually it ain't bad. I can sit and watch tv with a hurricane of kids runnin circles round me an not even notice em

[3legged_lab]

Until I walk down the isle at my funera.... I mean wedding. It's getting to the point where chits getting real

My condolences.... I mean congratulations.

Gah, im bout to go talk to my girl's dad here this week, Its pretty nerve wrecking tryin to get the balls up to go ask a man if he minds very much if you marry his daughter.

Not necessary, he already knows you've been violating his baby girl for a while now.

[3legged_lab]

I can't wait until the lost team of incredibly hot female biologists stumbles into your guys' spread on opening morning. Jehler's gonna hang his head and shake it in resignation, as coastie looks at him with a crap-eating grin and says "I told you so".

How did you find that porno script I've been writing?

I'm a tad jealous that you're writing a porno and have Jehler in the script...

FIFY

[centex]

Longest hour of your life is when you get to the venue and wait around for it to start and waiting at the alter. I just remember thinking this is taking forever then the wedding goes by in a flash and wished it lasted longer. The thing that sucks the most is you plan what you think is this awesome event and you spend the whole time saying hi to people you haven't seen in forever

[assateague]

Longest hour of your life is when you get to the venue and wait around for it to start and waiting at the alter. I just remember thinking this is taking forever then the wedding goes by in a flash and wished it lasted longer. The thing that sucks the most is you plan what you think is this awesome event and you spend the whole time saying hi to people you haven't seen in forever

This. I think I only had one bourbon and coke, and three bites of dinner.

[centex]

Had 3 beers total but I was determined to eat a full plate because it was some damn good BBQ

[Flightstopper]

Had 3 beers total but I was determined to eat a full plate because it was some damn good BBQ

BBQ, kegs of shiner and margs for us. Should be a good time then it's off to the sandals resort in the Bahamas for a week of banging on the beach

[duckkillerclyde]

Had 3 beers total but I was determined to eat a full plate because it was some damn good BBQ

BBQ, kegs of shiner and margs for us. Should be a good time then it's off to the sandals resort in the Bahamas for a week of banging on the beach

Why not Uruguay for duck hunting?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Gah, im bout to go talk to my girl's dad here this week, Its pretty nerve wrecking tryin to get the balls up to go ask a man if he minds very much if you marry his daughter.

I asked my FIL while he was sharpening a chainsaw. I said "thinking about asking Sarah to marry me" He said "about fucking time" and continued to sharpen the saw without missing a beat.

Thats awesome, I dont think its gona be the case in my situation tho, hes probly gona ask me a million questions and give me a two hour lecture, then finish it off with a prayer.
Which theres nothing wrong with that... hes just a very serious and very religious guy. Just gona be rather painful for me bc he asks some tough Q's.