You could run a 'mountain man' school like Eustace with all your self-sufficient skills. Better come up with a more manly name than Turtle Island, though.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
My absolute favorite time of the day is from just before dawn, until just after. Most folks will spend their entire lives in bed sleeping through that magical hour - Mean Gene