What does a guy do?

[aunt betty]

Neighbor next door keeps setting off their car alarms. Three cars all going off at once and it's not just occasionally. At least six times a day. Don't want to have to be a prick but these people are loud all the time except when they're sleeping til about 11 am.
If I owned an EMP devise their cars would be dead.

[Rick]

'Cause it's so damn much fun to piss off Aunt Betty.

[Bad17]

'Cause it's so damn much fun to piss off Aunt Betty.

I'll second that. Bahahahahaha


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[aunt betty]

Asked the wrong crowd. I'll try the beekeeper forum and see if they got any suggestions on how to deal with offensive car alarms. Maybe if I install some honey bees in the car? They leave the windows open. Last year they had wasp nests trying to convince me it was my bees so I killed the offending bugs. One little nest was on the gas cap of the same car. It's been sitting there two years not moving but the alarm works. I think they keep their dope in the trunk of that car. They're constantly getting in it for something. Should have left them wasps to guard the goods.

Y'all disappoint me.

[aunt betty]

Neighbor next door keeps setting off their car alarms. I bought strings off him he got from proline new breed compound bow strings. Three cars all going off at once and it's not just occasionally. At least six times a day. Don't want to have to be a prick but these people are loud all the time except when they're sleeping til about 11 am.
If I owned an EMP devise their cars would be dead.

Any idea why he is setting off the alarms?

It's a she and I think maybe she just turned 19. Funny how fast the "hot" wore off on her. Two years ago she was stunning. Now she looks like an angry-all-the-time woman. Maybe the car is sensing her moods?

To describe the woman today requires the word "butterface".

[Deltaman]

AB, I'd say fight fire with fire, but since they are a neighbor, probably not the best advice If the alarms continue, use yours early in the a.m. to be sure they don"t miss the best part of the day

[aunt betty]

AB, I'd say fight fire with fire, but since they are a neighbor, probably not the best advice If the alarms continue, use yours early in the a.m. to be sure they don"t miss the best part of the day

The car is sort of old. They actually put plates on it a week ago and started driving it. Funny sounding machine.
If I were to name that car I think I'd name it Wheezy. Sounds like someone jammed a potato up the exhaust pipe.

[Rick]

Sounds like someone jammed a potato up the exhaust pipe.

But we don't know anyone who would do that, do we?

When I was in college there was a group who'd return from a Wednesday night bible study at a OU so filled with the Lord that their driver would honk his horn all the way down the dorm hill in the middle of the night. So yours truly took a fit to put rocks in his hubcaps and then feel bad enough about it to eventually take them back out, after the Lord apparently told him to leave them in there and live with their racket.

Was still a glorious Thursday morning when I saw some more enterprising soul had mounted the offending horn on the fellow's antenna. (Not a bad evening when I slept with his fallen girlfriend, either. Ended up feeling bad about that, too, but couldn't undo it.)

[Deltaman]

"(Not a bad evening when I slept with his fallen girlfriend, either. Ended up feeling bad about that, too, but couldn't undo it.)"

You dirty dog a little guilty pleasure No need to feel bad for tapping "grudge" pussy Rick!!!!!

[Rick]

May sound like a Penthouse letter, but she actually caught me sneaking out of one of the women's dorms where she was a RA, and that ended up going a lot better than it might have...

[Deltaman]

May sound like a Penthouse letter, but she actually caught me sneaking out of one of the women's dorms where she was a RA, and that ended up going a lot better than it might have...

Great story Rick

[aunt betty]

Rocks in the hubcaps.
Been a while since I heard that one. (way back in the 1900's)

[Rick]

Mid '70s.

[aunt betty]

It's getting serious. The previous owner signed a variance stating that they could extend their driveway all the way to the property line. Supposed to be ten feet from property line. (it's called arrears)
They get an extra parking space.
It's in the fucking deed. That car sits about 10 feet from my bed. I wonder if the city will give me a variance so I can kill it. Just five minutes...