The official basketball sucks thread

[Tomkat]

I think my problem is the way the pros get a free minor league system, supported by my tax dollars.

And in the final analysis, I enjoy winter olympic sports like downhill, luge and hockey more than ghetto ball.

Not downing red and jerry (we cant all be predator hunters) but I could care two shits about college sports. I went there to get an education.

Enjoy your games on tv.

[Redbeard]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

Red, that would make baseball even more boring.

So would raising the hoop 5 feet

[Redbeard]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

[Redbeard]

Enjoy your games on tv.

I enjoy sittin on the bench of my son's games 1000x more than any college games

[jehler]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

[Redbeard]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

ok ya got me there. there's always that

[Bulldog0156]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

I'll say it again, I still don't understand why everyone likes you so much!

[JGUN]

[quote="jehler"]I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

I'll say it again, I still don't understand why everyone likes you so much! [/quote]
I don't know if you know this or not but he is kind of a big deal around here.

[jehler]

[quote="jehler"]I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

I'll say it again, I still don't understand why everyone likes you so much! [/quote]
Another of life's great mysteries I guess, maybe it's because I don't drive a Subaru?

[jehler]

[quote="jehler"]I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

ok ya got me there. there's always that[/quote]
Honestly, I can't catch a cold and I throw like the bench shortstop at the girls special Olympics.

[JGUN]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="jehler"]I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

I'll say it again, I still don't understand why everyone likes you so much! [/quote]
Another of life's great mysteries I guess, maybe it's because I don't drive a Subaru?[/quote]
Ouch!

[sws002]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

Red, that would make baseball even more boring. I would vote for closer fences, mandatory steroids, and aluminum bats. Baseball injuries are retarded as they stand. Lets give them real injuries to cry about.

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Been saying that for years. Let the bastards juice, I wanna see 120 MPH fastballs.

[Bulldog0156]

Another of life's great mysteries I guess, maybe it's because I don't drive a Subaru?

That can't be it, people didn't like me when I drove the Jeep either.

[Tomkat]

Enjoy your games on tv.

I enjoy sittin on the bench of my son's games 1000x more than any college games

You know what? I dont know your kid, or have any kids, but I would enjoy your kids game 1000x more than any college or pro b ball game.

[jehler]

Another of life's great mysteries I guess, maybe it's because I don't drive a Subaru?

That can't be it, people didn't like me when I drove the Jeep either.

probably the hat then, and your fancy fishing poles, people are jealous. nobody jelly of jehler

[rebelp74]

Enjoy your games on tv.

I enjoy sittin on the bench of my son's games 1000x more than any college games

You know what? I dont know your kid, or have any kids, but I would enjoy your kids game 1000x more than any college or pro b ball game.

So you like to watch children?

[rebelp74]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

Red, that would make baseball even more boring. I would vote for closer fences, mandatory steroids, and aluminum bats. Baseball injuries are retarded as they stand. Lets give them real injuries to cry about.

Sent from my H866C using Tapatalk 2

Been saying that for years. Let the bastards juice, I wanna see 120 MPH fastballs.

...and from a pitchers mound only 45' away, these are the only ways baseball could become close to bearable.

[Redbeard]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="jehler"]I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

yea, well without them employees you're either doing the work yourself or working for someone else. Keep trying John. Despite what you think, I suspect you woulda been great on a team. I'm guessing your teammates woulda followed you to hell and back

Possibly, if god would have given me even an ounce of athletic ability lol

ok ya got me there. there's always that[/quote]
Honestly, I can't catch a cold and I throw like the bench shortstop at the girls special Olympics.[/quote]
ya my ole man was a baseball guy and always said I threw like a girl

[Redbeard]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

Red, that would make baseball even more boring. I would vote for closer fences, mandatory steroids, and aluminum bats. Baseball injuries are retarded as they stand. Lets give them real injuries to cry about.

Sent from my H866C using Tapatalk 2

Been saying that for years. Let the bastards juice, I wanna see 120 MPH fastballs.

shit yea I wanna see em burst into flames as they round the bases

[Tomkat]

Enjoy your games on tv.

I enjoy sittin on the bench of my son's games 1000x more than any college games

You know what? I dont know your kid, or have any kids, but I would enjoy your kids game 1000x more than any college or pro b ball game.

So you like to watch children?

I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW

[rebelp74]

Enjoy your games on tv.

I enjoy sittin on the bench of my son's games 1000x more than any college games

You know what? I dont know your kid, or have any kids, but I would enjoy your kids game 1000x more than any college or pro b ball game.

So you like to watch children?

I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW

I may not want to know!

[sws002]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

Red, that would make baseball even more boring. I would vote for closer fences, mandatory steroids, and aluminum bats. Baseball injuries are retarded as they stand. Lets give them real injuries to cry about.

Sent from my H866C using Tapatalk 2

Been saying that for years. Let the bastards juice, I wanna see 120 MPH fastballs.

shit yea I wanna see em burst into flames as they round the bases

That's my other improvement, I think you should be able to throw the ball at people to get them out. That'll make those bastards run.

[assateague]

Speaking of throwing the ball at people, I would like to see a professional kickball league. That shit was fun back in the day.

[sws002]

:lol:

Speaking of throwing the ball at people, I would like to see a professional kickball league. That shit was fun back in the day.

Oh hell ya, way more exciting than baseball.