Hey jehler!

[jarbo03]

Hey Jarbo,

WE need to have a KKK drive in night. Get a designiated driver, some lawn chairs and a cooler and go to that one in Shawnee.

I know GKR would be up for it.

Whatcha think?

Wait- did you just ask Jarbo to go on a date to the drive-in after you both described having sexual encounters at the movies?

That is why I pointed out that horny bitches had to be there!:lol::lol:

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[Redbeard]

One of two things happen when I drink:

1) I become everyone's worst nightmare.

2) I magically develop a level of hand-eye coordination seen only in movies like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

I work with a goofy fucker (not u titz!) who is ALWAYS telling us how he ran a 40 K run, was a football star, knows karate, etc...

A while back he was on the capitol lawn, doing kung fu stretches and practice kicks on the trees there. Security came to see him, that was the end of pratice kung fu.

At least you have alcohol as an excuse. This guy is just a total goof.

Back in the day, long ago, we had things called drive ins. You would drive your car there and watch a movie, get drunk, and many times, screw your date.

Anyway, I was there with my friend drinking cheap wine when Chuck Norris movie "Good Guys Wear Black" came out. Like any good drunk teenage boy, I was inspired by Chuck and did my own karate on the drive in speakers. Security came that night, too.

this post was very aunt betty-ish

[Redbeard]

Says the WWF grand champion.

not a video game

It's played on a scree, by pushing magical buttons. Most certainly a video game.

there's no little plumbers fighting turtles on HGH and saving mushroom tipped drag queens...it's not a video game

[Redbeard]

Hey Jarbo,

WE need to have a KKK drive in night. Get a designiated driver, some lawn chairs and a cooler and go to that one in Shawnee.

I know GKR would be up for it.

Whatcha think?

y'all gonna call up some bitches too?

[Redbeard]

One of two things happen when I drink:

1) I become everyone's worst nightmare.

2) I magically develop a level of hand-eye coordination seen only in movies like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

I work with a goofy fucker (not u titz!) who is ALWAYS telling us how he ran a 40 K run, was a football star, knows karate, etc...

A while back he was on the capitol lawn, doing kung fu stretches and practice kicks on the trees there. Security came to see him, that was the end of pratice kung fu.

At least you have alcohol as an excuse. This guy is just a total goof.

Back in the day, long ago, we had things called drive ins. You would drive your car there and watch a movie, get drunk, and many times, screw your date.

Anyway, I was there with my friend drinking cheap wine when Chuck Norris movie "Good Guys Wear Black" came out. Like any good drunk teenage boy, I was inspired by Chuck and did my own karate on the drive in speakers. Security came that night, too.

Haha, that's great. There was a fella at my school who was like that, he had the most magnificent neck beard I've ever seen and was all the time doing karate stuff out in the lawn of the quad. He sold ammo out of the trunk of his car so I got to know him a little bit. He ended up smashing his car to pieces one day when he was practicing his drift racing in the parking lot of the performing arts center. Geez I miss school.

Here's a true story to help explain what I mean by my second option for when I've been drinking:

We were having a party at a buddies place one night, we were all having a good time and enjoying ourselves. A friend of mine walks in the door and I started hollering some crap at him when I saw him. He walked into the kitchen and grabbed a cupcake that one of the girls had made and he flung that thing at my head. I kid you not I caught that cupcake in my mouth the way a collie would catch a daggon frisbee, the whole house erupted in cheers.

so your saying your skilled at catching things with your mouth? What was the girth on that cupcake? Did you catch it on the creamy end?

[Tomkat]

Hey Jarbo,

WE need to have a KKK drive in night. Get a designiated driver, some lawn chairs and a cooler and go to that one in Shawnee.

I know GKR would be up for it.

Whatcha think?

y'all gonna call up some bitches too?

I will take my wife.

I don't get your drift? Slow ticket month?
Maybe its time to rough up some speeders?

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Botitz=cupcake?

[Botiz630]

Botitz=cupcake?

I'm your huckleberry.

[Botiz630]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

No, not yet! They still won't let gays in!

[rebelp74]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

No, not yet! They still won't let gays in!

BAM!

[jehler]

By you all hatin on titz?
I'm here for ya titz, you da man

[3legged_lab]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

Thought you were the one making all the waves.

[Botiz630]

By you all hatin on titz?
I'm here for ya titz, you da man

They just hate how much they love me.

[Botiz630]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

Thought you were the one making all the waves.

Can't help but rock the boat.

[goodkarmarising]

Hey Jarbo,

WE need to have a KKK drive in night. Get a designiated driver, some lawn chairs and a cooler and go to that one in Shawnee.

I know GKR would be up for it.

Whatcha think?

I'm down for it.

[jarbo03]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

Thought you were the one making all the waves.

Can't help but rock the boat.

I like to rock "the man in the boat"

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[3legged_lab]

You think they'd let me in the Boy Scouts talking like that?

Thought you were the one making all the waves.

Can't help but rock the boat.

I like to rock "the man in the boat"

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Shoot the bearded man in the cave.

[Redbeard]

By you all hatin on titz?
I'm here for ya titz, you da man

these newbs have no idea that Titz is the tits

[3legged_lab]

I like Tizzano's style.

(I doubt I spelled that right)

[Botiz630]

I like Tizzano's style.

(I doubt I spelled that right)

So close. Make that second Z an I and you're on the money.

[Redbeard]

I think it's Tiziano. Hell who knows. Farggin eyetalians

[Redbeard]

I like Tizzano's style.

(I doubt I spelled that right)

So close. Make that second Z an I and you're on the money.

shit yea. I'm
Money

[3legged_lab]

Close enough, it got you to answer

[Botiz630]

Close enough, it got you to answer

Course now I guess is as good a time as any to admit that I've been lying to you guys all these years. My name's Mark.

[Flightstopper]

Close enough, it got you to answer

Course now I guess is as good a time as any to admit that I've been lying to you guys all these years. My name's Mark.

Mind. Blown.

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[assateague]

[Redbeard]

Close enough, it got you to answer

Course now I guess is as good a time as any to admit that I've been lying to you guys all these years. My name's Mark.

so can we call you mark's titz?

[Goldfish]

Close enough, it got you to answer

Course now I guess is as good a time as any to admit that I've been lying to you guys all these years. My name's Mark.

so can we call you mark's titz?

I say we call him marky mark till he goes back to tits

sent from a phancy fone

[aunt betty]

Skipped a lot of this thread but the video game caught my eye.
Never played that one but...
The most awesome Nintendo Game I remember was called Smash TV.
It was modeled after the movie where Richard Dawson is the game show host and Arnold Schwatzenegger goes down into the game and kills everybody.

I think it was a NES64 game..Maybe the previous generation.
I forget...The game was basically a room with 4 doors. The monsters came in the doors and you shot them. Lots and lots of monsters...sometimes one for every bullet you had. Special guns and power-ups that you had to shoot your way to get...That game was a blast. Only saw one copy of it ever.

Anybody got that? I'll buy it.

To describe this game in as few words as possible ...."AK-47, when you gotta kill every single muther effer in the room, accept NO SUBSTITUTE!"