gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Lamboicon wrote:Why super glue. For wader repair
3legged_lab wrote:Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.
All else is a luxary that can be managed without.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.
All else is a luxary that can be managed without.
so you wipe your ass with your hand?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Redbeard wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.
All else is a luxary that can be managed without.
so you wipe your ass with your hand?
TP is in the blind bag (and truck), blind bag is covered by "shells" in my mantra.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
Olly wrote:You guys have weak bowels. I've never NEEDED to shit in the woods and as a result I almost never carry TP with me unless I'm out over night.
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gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Flightstopper wrote:You've never bonded with your dog until you've shit side by side looking over the decoys with the sun coming up.
Redbeard wrote:Olly wrote:You guys have weak bowels. I've never NEEDED to shit in the woods and as a result I almost never carry TP with me unless I'm out over night.
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our bowels aren't weak boss. You've got the chickenshit, afraid to shit in the woods bowels!
Tiler_J wrote:Lamboicon wrote:Why super glue. For wader repair
Super glue is great for if you cut yourself or even blisters. Hold the cut shut, make sure it is dry, and apply super glue. Works great and holds up for a few days. Blisters too, pop blister, drain, glue over the hole.
huntntech wrote:I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.
jarbo03 wrote:huntntech wrote:I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.
Haven't had to yet this year, but I'm not afraid to. My best, or worst, was years ago after a night of apple chips and a 12 pack. On a goose hunt I struggled to get back to ny truck for some TP, I was parked in the ditch on a gravel road, I could make it no further, I dropped my pants in the ditch with no cover and commenced to shit violently. At the same time a school bus crested the hill going slow, it creeped past ad I was spraying a stream, I never felt more proud.
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huntntech wrote:jarbo03 wrote:huntntech wrote:I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.
Haven't had to yet this year, but I'm not afraid to. My best, or worst, was years ago after a night of apple chips and a 12 pack. On a goose hunt I struggled to get back to ny truck for some TP, I was parked in the ditch on a gravel road, I could make it no further, I dropped my pants in the ditch with no cover and commenced to shit violently. At the same time a school bus crested the hill going slow, it creeped past ad I was spraying a stream, I never felt more proud.
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That's great!! But I want to know.. Was this school bus full of kids???
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
obxbufflehead wrote:Never forget the plug in your boat!! I surely won't do it again!!
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:Never forget the plug in your boat!! I surely won't do it again!!
Easy. Dont ever take the plug out of the boat.
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