Just peed my pants

[Mornin Beef]

I have an hour long ride home from work and had to piss real bad at about the half hour mark. Kind of forgot about it after that then got to my front door stumbling in the dark with keys jigglin at the knob while dancing and did a one Mississippi long stream in my pants. Felt fine leaving my truck with my hands full with groceries, but there is something about my body that knows it is very close to a toilet and just released the pee. Hate that. Hang to change my underwear. WTH! I hate it when my body gets out of sync with the outside world.

[obxbufflehead]

Where ya been man? Haven't seen you in here I a while. Though you might have killed your self driving deer.

[Mornin Beef]

Where ya been man? Haven't seen you in here I a while. Though you might have killed your self driving deer.

What a waste of time this weekend was regarding killin crap. Had a great brother/father bonding weekend though. WTH. Had awesome food, had some great poker games and a million laughs but we didnt kill anything.

[obxbufflehead]

Where ya been man? Haven't seen you in here I a while. Though you might have killed your self driving deer.

What a waste of time this weekend was regarding killin crap. Had a great brother/father bonding weekend though. WTH. Had awesome food, had some great poker games and a million laughs but we didnt kill anything.

Well that sucks.

[Mornin Beef]

Where ya been man? Haven't seen you in here I a while. Though you might have killed your self driving deer.

What a waste of time this weekend was regarding killin crap. Had a great brother/father bonding weekend though. WTH. Had awesome food, had some great poker games and a million laughs but we didnt kill anything.

Well that sucks.

Neither of them give two craps about hunting or fishing and just like to see what I am doing. Hunting and fishing is a huge joke to them. It was a mission accomplished weekend for the first purpose of it. If my dad did shoot a deer he would have said cool and he and my bro would have just gone inside, placed sports bets online and watched sports while I did all the skinnin work.

[obxbufflehead]

Where ya been man? Haven't seen you in here I a while. Though you might have killed your self driving deer.

What a waste of time this weekend was regarding killin crap. Had a great brother/father bonding weekend though. WTH. Had awesome food, had some great poker games and a million laughs but we didnt kill anything.

Well that sucks.

Neither of them give two craps about hunting or fishing and just like to see what I am doing. Hunting and fishing is a huge joke to them. It was a mission accomplished weekend for the first purpose of it. If my dad did shoot a deer he would have said cool and he and my bro would have just gone inside, placed sports bets online and watched sports while I did all the skinnin work.

Hahaha

[jmitch]

You are one odd motherfucker. sometimes funny sometimes not. Try harder next time.....

[Mornin Beef]

You are one odd ****. sometimes funny sometimes not. Try harder next time.....

DUH, An avartar-less POS telling me to tell my real life incident harder! Just piss straight through jeans? Such a hard pressure that a stream works through my jeans? Really? Should i stand still in the best jumping jack upward position that lets urine run from the apex of my crotch to satisfy you? It was an honest story of bladder versus mind. F OFF J MITCH

[jmitch]

See now that was a little better. Was that really that hard?

P.S. Least my avatar isn't gay. Not sure where this hostility is coming from?

[obxbufflehead]

See now that was a little better. Was that really that hard?

P.S. Least my avatar isn't gay. Not sure where this hostility is coming from?

Boom.

[Mornin Beef]

See now that was a little better. Was that really that hard?

P.S. Least my avatar isn't gay. Not sure where this hostility is coming from?

You created the hostility saying to try harder. My dad says that. He was here this weekend saying that for his millionth time. Keep saying that. I will jack London your ass.

[Mornin Beef]

See now that was a little better. Was that really that hard?

P.S. Least my avatar isn't gay. Not sure where this hostility is coming from?

Boom.

Chill out lady finger.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Here ya go!

http://www.depend.com/

[obxbufflehead]

Here ya go!

http://www.depend.com/

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Mornin Beef]

Here ya go!

http://www.depend.com/

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Infants.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Here ya go!

http://www.depend.com/

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Infants.

No, those are definitely for adults. Even for women if you are into that sort of thing

[jmitch]

See now that was a little better. Was that really that hard?

P.S. Least my avatar isn't gay. Not sure where this hostility is coming from?

You created the hostility saying to try harder. My dad says that. He was here this weekend saying that for his millionth time. Keep saying that. I will jack London your ass.

Now how the hell am I supposed to know that? I'm sorry that you can't hold it like a big boy. Maybe you can write yourself a reminder to go potty before you leave work tomorrow? Depends are another good solution.

P.S. Sorry you're butthurt about whatever you're butthurt about

[huntfishnv]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

[obxbufflehead]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would Clyde put stomping a turd down the drain on the Internet. Because there into that sort of thing.

[huntfishnv]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would Clyde put stomping a turd down the drain on the Internet. Because there into that sort of thing.

I don't even know who MB is on DHC. Clyde was better at making the weird stuff funny though, to bad he got shunned off of here or whatever happened.

[obxbufflehead]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would Clyde put stomping a turd down the drain on the Internet. Because there into that sort of thing.

I don't even know who MB is on DHC. Clyde was better at making the weird stuff funny though, to bad he got shunned off of here or whatever happened.

MB was on DHC but ill let him tell the story if he wants to.

[capt1972]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would Clyde put stomping a turd down the drain on the Internet. Because there into that sort of thing.

Home schooling at work

[obxbufflehead]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would Clyde put stomping a turd down the drain on the Internet. Because there into that sort of thing.

Home schooling at work

Effing autocorrect.

[Bad17]

Uh huh.

[obxbufflehead]

Uh huh.

Seriously.

[Bad17]

Uh huh

[Mornin Beef]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would anyone log onto their internet while swimming in their new swim trunks. Think about it moron!

[huntfishnv]

Why the hell would you put this on the internet.

Why would anyone log onto their internet while swimming in their new swim trunks. Think about it moron!

HA HA

Who were you on DHC? I think I missed when you were on there

[Flightstopper]

I really hope your joking just to get attention on the interwebs and don't really have the bladder of a 50 year old menopausal woman. Seriously man what the fuck is wrong with you?

[NuffDaddy]

Sounds like someone is going to need this pretty soon. So here ya go Beef

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