How to say STAY THE FUCK OUT!!! (nicely)

[aunt betty]

The next door neighbors have one of them portable basketball hoops. Their driveway is right next to my flower-bed.
They have kids and the kids play H.O.R.S.E.
The H-spot is right in the flowers....K?

They climb the fence to get into the flower-bed. I debated with myself over how to handle this. Do I go talk to their parents? Oh hell no! They are a different race and I'm afraid they'd play the race card on me.
So here is what I did.

Y'all know MIlo? He's my BIG Labrador Retriever. Takes HUGE chits!
I mined "H" last night.

The game is starting (right now) and I can't wait for the chit to hit the fan, errr feet.

[NuffDaddy]

:lol::lol:

[Willie]

I'm having problems with my neighbors 4 dogs crappin in my yard. Shoveled 5 piles this morning and tossed it back in their yard. Thinking about bagging it and putting in their mailbox.

By the way, I don't have dogs, so I shouldn't have dog shit in my yard.

[aunt betty]

Heh heh heh.

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[aunt betty]

Why walk around a fence when you can climb it?

[aunt betty]

I'm having problems with my neighbors 4 dogs crappin in my yard. Shoveled 5 piles this morning and tossed it back in their yard. Thinking about bagging it and putting in their mailbox.

By the way, I don't have dogs, so I shouldn't have dog **** in my yard.

My front yard is/was shit-free. Until last night. The neighbor kids think it's their playground. NOT.

[aunt betty]

People who annoy you. ??? N_ggers.
Oh, I KNOW this one...but am afraid to say it.
Go ahead!
Southpark. Apologize...kiss it.

[The Duck Hammer]

[rebelp74]

That's one of the best South Park scenes ever. AB, the fact that you mined your yard is awesome.

[3legged_lab]

Did you let out an evil Mr. Burns laugh while strategically placing the dog shit in your flower bed?

[aunt betty]

Did you let out an evil Mr. Burns laugh while strategically placing the dog **** in your flower bed?

EXCELLENT!
Yup, been gigglin all day about it.

[3legged_lab]

Playing with poop makes you laugh?

Fecalpheliac?

[Tiler_J]

I can't believe you took the time to collect dog shit and sneak out at night to spread it in YOUR OWN YARD! Instead of just asking your neighbors not to stand in your flowers. Wow, you sure showed them!! This thread is hilarious!! I hope they start ringing your doorbell at night, can't wait for the picture of you smearing dog shit on your doorbell!!

[Redbeard]

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??? Anything to avoid confrontation. Just knock on the damn door Betty

[aunt betty]

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??? Anything to avoid confrontation. Just knock on the damn door Betty

You got to be kidding. There are 5 families worth of kids. It's a party every night.
I have no idea whose child the perp is and don't want to have to have a kiddie line-up etc. Plus I don't want to make waves. Go with the flow. The same damned kids disrespect me and will even dispute whose yard it is.
Been there, done that.
They are entitled and know it.


It's way easier to just let the dog crap in my front yard and I do. We usually pick up the crap anyway but this time I used it to fertilize the roses. K? (wink)
I even have a pair of gloves for the purpose of when she says something about the yard being chitty. You skeered of a lil dog poop and you call yourself a hunter?

[Botiz630]

Betty, your gout is making you cross.

[assateague]

Why Ike, are we cross?

[3legged_lab]

Why Ike, are we cross?

If I thought we weren't friends any more I don't think I could bare it.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Them guns don't scare me. Without them guns you ain't nothin but a skinny lunger.

[assateague]

Why Ike, what an ugly thing to say.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Not to be a dick, but the interchange was with Ed Bailey, not Ike Clanton.

Anywhoo...


I abhor ugliness.

[Tiler_J]

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??? Anything to avoid confrontation. Just knock on the damn door Betty

You got to be kidding. There are 5 families worth of kids. It's a party every night.
I have no idea whose child the perp is and don't want to have to have a kiddie line-up etc. Plus I don't want to make waves. Go with the flow. The same damned kids disrespect me and will even dispute whose yard it is.
Been there, done that.
They are entitled and know it.


It's way easier to just let the dog crap in my front yard and I do. We usually pick up the crap anyway but this time I used it to fertilize the roses. K? (wink)
I even have a pair of gloves for the purpose of when she says something about the yard being chitty. You skeered of a lil dog poop and you call yourself a hunter?

You are right, sounds way easier to just spread shit around your yard. You would hate to actually talk to your neighbors, they might actually be nice people!! You might actually have to talk to them once in awhile!! Fuck that! You just keep on being the crazy guy of the neighborhood who sneaks out in the middle of the night to strategically place dog shit in your own yard. It's a great plan, hope it works out for you.

[bill herian]

Tiler, your missing the point here.

They drew first blood.

[Botiz630]

I agree with Bill. The time for talk has passed.

Betty, keep putting those piles of shit in your own yard. You know what? While you're at it you ought to go ahead and put some nail boards out too.

You'll show them alright.

[bill herian]

I don't half-ass anything. I'd be getting three more labs.


Big labs.

[one2many]

run strand of electric fen where they are climbing over at. get one with a high joule rating, not a sissy one they use for horses.
end of problem

[AKPirate]

Betty, you could probably get elephant dung from the zoo delivered free. Have them put that shit everywhere.

[assateague]

That hoop is on wheels. Just roll that bitch away one night.

[assateague]

Not to be a dick, but the interchange was with Ed Bailey, not Ike Clanton.

Anywhoo...


I abhor ugliness.

Good point.

[Tomkat]

Gosh, reading this makes me miss living in town....

Naw, just kidding. No homeowners association or speed traps here.

I'm the sheriff and the mayor.

I agree with Red. Go knock on their door and tell them whats on your mind. You are a little conflict avoiding, me thinks.

As for dog poop, Brandy os trained to poop in A certain area I have selected. When she is dropping a pile, I push the tone button on her collar, which is positive reenforcement.




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