Who just farted?

[3geese4me]

I did, in a tent with 16 other guys.

[obxbufflehead]

I did. In a room with my mom.

[jarbo03]

I'm getting ready to.

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[3legged_lab]

I did, in a tent with 16 other guys.

Since you just got deported by uncle Sam you get a free pass on the guys in a tent jokes.

Thanks for your service!

[jarbo03]

I did, in a tent with 16 other guys.

Keep cool and stay safe brotha.

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[The Mad Duck]

I farted once outside and everyone ran inside for relief

[Flightstopper]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

[NuffDaddy]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

[obxbufflehead]

I farted once outside and everyone ran inside for relief

Willie B is that you?

[jarbo03]

I farted once outside and everyone ran inside for relief

Very impressive!

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[flight control]

I farted in the car and turned up the radio to cover the smell.

[rebelp74]

I farted in the bed and pulled the blanket over my wife's head then tickled her to make her inhale.

[Mornin Beef]

Ive got really serious problems with gas. Ive left a meeting today and went outside and did a few jumping jacks to help expel my gas cramps.

[rozzo842]

My 4 year old says " hey dad, what's this on my pants?" I bend down to look and he turns and farts in my face.

It was hard to yell at him while I was laughing so hard. I had to stop yelling and just admit he got me good.

[3geese4me]

My 4 year old says " hey dad, what's this on my pants?" I bend down to look and he turns and farts in my face.

It was hard to yell at him while I was laughing so hard. I had to stop yelling and just admit he got me good.

That's awesome hahaha.

[3legged_lab]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?

[Weston81]

While sitting on the couch last night I farted and used my hand to waft(sp?) it up so my son would get a whiff. He said "Dad, that was some stinky toops" I tried to high five him as I was proud of the odor and he refused to saying, "No, that's the stinky toop hand". Love what 4 yr olds say. Toop=fart, he's trying to say toot.

[3geese4me]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?

Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.

[Flightstopper]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?

Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.

She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.

[3geese4me]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?

Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.

She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Jack gave my wife the "cup of soup" treatment...that was fantastic.

[3legged_lab]

My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?

Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.

She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.

If I ever meet you and your wife be sure to explain to her why I couldn't stop giggling AFTER I leave.

[jarbo03]

Jack gave my wife the "cup of soup" treatment...that was fantastic.

Awesome!

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[Feelin' Fowl]

I believe that you meant "cup of cheese"...

[3legged_lab]

We always called it a fruit cup.

[3geese4me]

We always called it a fruit cup.

The contents are extremely mis-leading.

[Flightstopper]

[quote="Flightstopper"]My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!

Better than boner pills

Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?

Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.

She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.

If I ever meet you and your wife be sure to explain to her why I couldn't stop giggling AFTER I leave.[/quote]

Giggles could turn south quick when your busting out my windows with me and the dogs for a rapid evacuation. You. Were. Warned.

[Flightstopper]

I believe that you meant "cup of cheese"...

Love that shit!

[NuffDaddy]

I've been clearing rooms all day. Don't know what I ate, but I need to eat it more.

[3geese4me]

I've been clearing rooms all day. Don't know what I ate, but I need to eat it more.

Sometimes I have those "wtf did I just eat" moments.. Can never duplicate the smell though, I should try harder.