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Donuts?

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:35 pm

So Jr. driving reminded me of an interesting thought.

When your child learns to drive, do you teach them how to do donuts? My thoughts are, they are going to do them anyway, I might as show them how so they don't tear a bunch of shit up or hurt themselves. Your thoughts?
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:38 pm

I'm wondering how many of these ravens it would take to bring down one these small planes at the airport I'm sitting at

Oh did you want my thoughts on donuts? Apple fritter. But no idea how to do that in a car.
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:40 pm

Custard filled too. But that's a maneuver I pull inside the car with the Mrs
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Re: Donuts?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:43 pm

By all means...teach donuts. Teach neutral-drops too. Great way to tear up the pos you bought them for their birthday. Saves on gas and insurance after the u-joints go. Tell them the tranny is toasted. :thumbsup:
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:44 pm

I'm shopping for beater cars to teach the finer points of drift and slides, donuts and rd's etc. lots of dirt roads around here to tame
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:46 pm

aunt betty wrote:By all means...teach donuts. Teach neutral-drops too. Great way to tear up the pos you bought them for their birthday. Saves on gas and insurance after the u-joints go. Tell them the tranny is toasted. :thumbsup:
no car will be given to any of my kids, and teaching them how to handle a donut, drift and slides will likely save their asses come winter
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Re: Donuts?

Postby obxbufflehead » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:47 pm

Redbeard wrote:Custard filled too. But that's a maneuver I pull inside the car with the Mrs

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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:48 pm

Teach em the J hook. Never know when you'll need to back up and get in a hurry. Girlfriends dad may storm outta the house after Jr one day with grandpas old sxs. He'll have to get outta dodge quick
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:49 pm

Redbeard wrote:Teach em the J hook. Never know when you'll need to back up and get in a hurry. Girlfriends dad may storm outta the house after Jr one day with grandpas old sxs. He'll have to get outta dodge quick
that lesson will come right after the how to beat the pit maneuver lesson, that one is crucial
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:56 pm

No better way to teach them how to correct a slide on wet road, or as Jehler said the winter.
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:01 pm

I actually googled how to beat the pit maneuver. Only options take practice
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:01 pm

Unless your car is faster than ours
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:04 pm

Redbeard wrote:Unless your car is faster than ours
without front whelk drive it would be tough I think
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:05 pm

I think with a good parking brake I could get out of it and end up behind you in a hurry
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:08 pm

jehler wrote:I think with a good parking brake I could get out of it and end up behind you in a hurry
probably the easiest method but we'd just end up ramming the side of your car
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:10 pm

Go karts, motorcycles, and in my case, a 3 wheeler, are great tools to start at a young age. Come driving time its second nature.

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Re: Donuts?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:15 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:I think with a good parking brake I could get out of it and end up behind you in a hurry
probably the easiest method but we'd just end up ramming the side of your car

I think you could get sued for that. And be sure you don't ask for identification.:D
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:16 pm

jarbo03 wrote: a 3 wheeler

You just aged yourself
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:18 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote: a 3 wheeler

You just aged yourself

At least he didn't say model T, like TK would have.
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:18 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:I think with a good parking brake I could get out of it and end up behind you in a hurry
probably the easiest method but we'd just end up ramming the side of your car
50/50 chance, and better than upside down in the ditch ;)
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:19 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote: a 3 wheeler

You just aged yourself


It was badass, until the wreck of course.

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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:20 pm

I had a Honda 110 with no suspension and would have sold my soul for a 185s
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:20 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:I think with a good parking brake I could get out of it and end up behind you in a hurry
probably the easiest method but we'd just end up ramming the side of your car

I think you could get sued for that. And be sure you don't ask for identification.:D
only if you suggest it to them first
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:21 pm

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:I think with a good parking brake I could get out of it and end up behind you in a hurry
probably the easiest method but we'd just end up ramming the side of your car
50/50 chance, and better than upside down in the ditch ;)
True. And ramming ya would do nothing but make me spill my coffee
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Re: Donuts?

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:22 pm

Redbeard wrote:Unless your car is faster than ours


That chip still shut you down at 129?
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:24 pm

jehler wrote:I had a Honda 110 with no suspension and would have sold my soul for a 185s
Ha! Me too. That and a 90. Wasn't until later after I was older that my folks could afford nice toys for my younger brothers. But those damn things could climb. Two wheel jeeps
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Re: Donuts?

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:25 pm

Or the 250R, that bitch would scream
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Re: Donuts?

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:26 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Unless your car is faster than ours


That chip still shut you down at 129?
132
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Re: Donuts?

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:28 pm

Good luck to ya then.
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Re: Donuts?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:29 pm

Wife said to teach them Hertz Donuts. ;)
Remember those?
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