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New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:06 pm

I plan on gaining five pounds
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:06 pm

I plan on wearing pants less often...underwear too
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:07 pm

I plan on drinking more
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:08 pm

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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:15 pm

Awesome. Good one jarbo.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:27 am

Start pooping with the bathroom door closed
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:32 am

"Try not being so awesome."
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:51 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:"Try not being so awesome."

That shouldn't be a problem for you.

Mine is to not be an insensitive fucking prick! I'm not off to a good start.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:08 am

Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:"Try not being so awesome."

That shouldn't be a problem for you.

Mine is to not be an insensitive fucking prick! I'm not off to a good start.

Better pace yourself, the new year isn't even here yet.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:09 am

Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:"Try not being so awesome."

That shouldn't be a problem for you.

Mine is to not be an insensitive fucking prick! I'm not off to a good start.


well why don't you just grow a set of tits and start lactating? that's all you'll be good for then!
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:46 am

Less shower masturbation
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:48 am

Wipe better.:(
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:49 am

That's gross but a good one
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:53 am

Try to be nicer to MT, it's not his fault he's dull.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:54 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:Try to be nicer to MT, it's not his fault he's dull.
dude new years resolutions have to be somewhat possible
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby QH's Paw » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:55 am

Tried to give less of a fuck than I already do.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:57 am

Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Try to be nicer to MT, it's not his fault he's dull.
dude new years resolutions have to be somewhat possible


Tell that to all the fat chicks and smokers. :lol:
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:58 am

Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:"Try not being so awesome."

That shouldn't be a problem for you.


I know right. It's impossible for me to be more awesome.I've hit the ceiling. Only place to go is down. ;)
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:00 am

QH's Paw wrote:Tried to give less of a fuck than I already do.


We gotta make you a west coast Tshirt that says "QH Don't give a fuck." :lol:
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:04 am

Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:"Try not being so awesome."



Mine is to not be an insensitive fucking prick! I'm not off to a good start.


Dear God! Don't do that. You wouldn't have anything interesting to say.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:10 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:"Try not being so awesome."



Mine is to not be an insensitive fucking prick! I'm not off to a good start.


Dear God! Don't do that. You wouldn't have anything interesting to say.

Don't worry, I never actually try to keep my resolutions.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:06 am

nothing
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby assateague » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:58 am

Pretty sure that is also a resolution. Thanks for playing.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby huntall6 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:11 am

Start reloading so I can shoot more:)

Carry a gun in Chicago at one point during the year.

And my yearly resolution, more hookers and blow....
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby gock5 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:19 am

Learn how to post an image on WFF without asking for help all the time.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby huntall6 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:34 am

gock5 wrote:Learn how to post an image on WFF without asking for help all the time.


Tapatalk.

Next problem
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby RonE » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:38 am

Redbeard wrote:Less shower masturbation


Ever notice how your dog will get in the shower and lick water that hasn't gone down the drain yet. I'll bet that there are dogs that swallow more than their owners wives do.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby huntall6 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:41 am

RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Less shower masturbation


Ever notice how your dog will get in the shower and lick water that hasn't gone down the drain yet. I'll bet that there are dogs that swallow more than their owners wives do.


And, it's not cheating 'cause its your dog!
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:42 am

huntall6 wrote:Start reloading so I can shoot more:)

Carry a gun in Chicago at one point during the year.

And my yearly resolution, more hookers and blow....


I would have guessed that you carry in Chitcago anyway...
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby huntall6 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:44 am

Allegedly.

this will be the first legal trip.
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