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Pack-Rat...

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:52 am

I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:15 am

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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby bill herian » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:57 am

Thanks for the report Rex, keep us in the loop.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby 3geese4me » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:00 pm

Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby capt1972 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:21 pm

3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:56 pm

Keep up the good work.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby huntall6 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:06 pm

capt1972 wrote:
3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!


I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby capt1972 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:22 pm

huntall6 wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!


I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

thats the problem with the media now a days, they never tell you the whole story.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:40 pm

capt1972 wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!


I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

thats the problem with the media now a days, they never tell you the whole story.
It's called "spin". Get used to it.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:41 pm

capt1972 wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!


I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

thats the problem with the media now a days, they never tell you the whole story.
It's called "spin". Get used to it.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby Juice Box » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:14 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

That was such a great story!
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:44 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby Juice Box » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:27 pm

one2many wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:

Atleast two to the body one to the head...
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:30 pm

one2many wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:

Not real ethical though. :-D
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:32 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
one2many wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:

Not real ethical though. :-D

pack rats dont count :beer: :beer:
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:33 pm

one2many wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
one2many wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:

Not real ethical though. :-D

pack rats dont count :beer: :beer:

You win that one. Rodents and varmints get one to the head.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:33 pm

Then usually 5-10 more to the body just because I hate them all. Cut back to one or 2 though with the price of .22shells.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:36 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Then usually 5-10 more to the body just because I hate them all. Cut back to one or 2 though with the price of .22shells.

thats how i am with snakes i will reload a mag just to make sure
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:36 pm

one2many wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Then usually 5-10 more to the body just because I hate them all. Cut back to one or 2 though with the price of .22shells.

thats how i am with snakes i will reload a mag just to make sure

:lol::lol:
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:56 pm

one2many wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:


Lawrence hates it when I call him Grandpa. That's why I call him By his first name.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:05 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
one2many wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job :lol:


Lawrence hates it when I call him Grandpa. That's why I call him By his first name.

well larry isnt here
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Postby aunt betty » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:37 pm

Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman is all I got. :)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:39 pm

aunt betty wrote:Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman is all I got. :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:55 pm

aunt betty wrote:Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman is all I got. :)

More like Lawrence Pissed Off Chapman.
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Postby T Man » Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:49 pm

Should have shot him with 7.5s.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:52 pm

T Man wrote:Should have shot him with 7.5s.

Damn right! :thumbsup:
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:53 pm

T Man wrote:Should have shot him with 7.5s.


Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman?
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby T Man » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:12 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
T Man wrote:Should have shot him with 7.5s.


Lawrence Mother **** Chapman?


Depends on his attitude, but definately ratzilla
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:18 pm

It's funny all the shit that's gotten into the house up Newlan. Back in 70s, a cougar got into the house through a dog door. Uncle Eldon fucked that thing up with the savage 99 .308 Winchester. When I find the picture, I'll post it here.
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Re: Pack-Rat...

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:20 pm

50 bucks says he "can't find" the picture...
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