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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:29 am
by Woody
Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:31 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.


That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770


Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:33 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.


Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:28 pm
by Olly
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.


Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Hippo season would have been awesome.

The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:15 pm
by Woody
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.


That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770


Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.


Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:17 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.


Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Hippo season would have been awesome.


Hell yeah it would have.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:18 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.


That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770


Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.


Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.


Doesn't surprise me.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:18 pm
by Olly
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.


That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770


Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.


Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

1 billion in military funding is leaving someone "hanging"?

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:02 pm
by Woody
Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.


That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770


Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.


Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

1 billion in military funding is leaving someone "hanging"?

Last I heard (this morning) the administration turned done their request for aid. The radio host I was listening to must have been wrong.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:03 pm
by Olly
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

[quote]The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.


That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770


Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.


Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

1 billion in military funding is leaving someone "hanging"?

Last I heard (this morning) the administration turned done their request for aid. The radio host I was listening to must have been wrong.[/quote]
I was talking about the aid we already give them.

The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:52 pm
by Woody
On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 4:36 pm
by Olly
Woody wrote:On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.


That's because it's reading your email and anything you type to try and spell according to your "style" they all do that now. It builds a user defined dictionary. You can erase it and start over.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 4:45 pm
by Olly
I got to 58 seconds my first try and 1:30 my second.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/icylime/multitask

*Needs a real computer.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:09 pm
by capt1972
Olly wrote:I got to 58 seconds my first try and 1:30 my second.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/icylime/multitask

*Needs a real computer.

50 and fuck that!

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:55 pm
by NuffDaddy
How goes it everybody???

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:21 pm
by Bulldog0156
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

So how many inches of dick is a buttload?

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:35 pm
by capt1972
Bulldog0156 wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

So how many inches of dick is a buttload?

I think it depends on the size of the butt. kinda like how much a dump truck can hold. Are we talking a pickup with a dump bed or a tri-axle?

The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:48 pm
by Woody
Bulldog0156 wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

So how many inches of dick is a buttload?

A butt is equal to one barrel of wine.

The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:49 pm
by Woody
Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.


That's because it's reading your email and anything you type to try and spell according to your "style" they all do that now. It builds a user defined dictionary. You can erase it and start over.

The thing is most times it's fine, but in my post before that you will see where it says done instead of down. Why change a word I spelled correctly?

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:17 am
by Olly
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.


That's because it's reading your email and anything you type to try and spell according to your "style" they all do that now. It builds a user defined dictionary. You can erase it and start over.

The thing is most times it's fine, but in my post before that you will see where it says done instead of down. Why change a word I spelled correctly?

Because you've typed the word down more than done enough to give it a value of X and at some X value it will trigger the auto correct.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:40 am
by Woody
I know why, but why?

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:19 pm
by Olly
Getting ready for my first Mardi gras ball. I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:54 pm
by capt1972
Olly wrote:Getting ready for my first Mardi gras ball. I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.

Make sure you bring plenty of beads. Chicks dig beads!

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:05 am
by Goldfish
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.


Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Hippo season would have been awesome.


Hell yeah it would have.

Not really. Those fuckers don't mess around. You thought alligators were bad

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:34 am
by Rick
Reckon they would piss the farmers off, too.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:05 pm
by Olly
Duck season is over. Here's to the off season WFF!

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:18 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
Well, I think next year I am really going to be serious about my duck season. I can count on one hand the amount of ducks I killed this year. 5. A spoony, a bufflehead, 2 wigeon and a gadwall.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:35 pm
by Goldfish
Holy shit. Duck hammer, did you beat someone?

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:41 pm
by Woody
Olly wrote:Duck season is over. Here's to the off season WFF!


Oh, to be in a hammock outside right now.

Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:36 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
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Got out and enjoyed the perfect 72 degree weather today.