Great day to be a whaler

[Eric Haynes]

[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="jehler"][quote="Eric Haynes"]What have you done to stop it? Must love trafficking.

Prayed, no love

That's all you have done to stop it? Must not be too important. I know if my kid fell down the stairs and broke a leg,I would be taking him to the hospital, not praying for it to heal itself.
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Weak brotha, weak

How is the truth weak?

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Humor me man, why truth are you talking about?[/quote]
Come on jehler. I know you are smarter than that.
Everyone is selfish and I am definitely pretty selfish. I can care about human trafficking and whales, but is it going to help me in any way to just pray it all away? Spiritual or not, it doesn't work that way. If you have a serious problem with Japanese whaling or human trafficking, do something about it.

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You debate like a woman.[/quote]
Not debating. Not going to change either of our opinions so lets just get back to hear about plowing MILs and pooping.

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[Tomkat]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

[Redbeard]

Still talkin whales huh

[QH's Paw]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

I ain't sceered, I'll row.

[assateague]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

We'll take the hybrid, and then go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

[jarbo03]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

We'll take the hybrid, and then go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

I'll go pound another fat girl, they give good mouth hugs!

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[Redbeard]

Tell ya what I'll just free Willie and let ya go to town

[flight control]

Whales are drinking all our water. That drought going on? Blame the whales.

FACT: A whale can release 400 gallons of semen every time it ejaculates.

If every whale jerks off 3 times a day, the ocean will be inhospitable within a year. Did you ever go swiming and the water made your eyes sting? Whale semen

I say kill them all

[3legged_lab]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

Is that a term from the urban dictionary that I am no aware of?

[flight control]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

Is that a term from the urban dictionary that I am no aware of?

Nantucket sleigh ride is when you harpoon a whale and it dives and makes a run for it, draging your boat around with it.

[3legged_lab]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

Is that a term from the urban dictionary that I am no aware of?

Nantucket sleigh ride is when you harpoon a whale and it dives and makes a run for it, draging your boat around with it.

Is it also a sexual innuendo for when a fat girl gets up off the bed with the sheets stuck between her butt cheeks, thusly dragging you to the floor? If not, it should be.

[Eric Haynes]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

Is that a term from the urban dictionary that I am no aware of?

Nantucket sleigh ride is when you harpoon a whale and it dives and makes a run for it, draging your boat around with it.

Is it also a sexual innuendo for when a fat girl gets up off the bed with the sheets stuck between her butt cheeks, thusly dragging you to the floor? If not, it should be.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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[3legged_lab]

See, eric has been on a Nantucket sleigh ride before.

[Eric Haynes]

See, eric has been on a Nantucket sleigh ride before.

Im not gonna lie, Id pay for that ride.

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[Eric Haynes]

For a real ride, fire up the bacon and get back in bed. Once she smells that bacon, you are in for a wild ride.

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[bill herian]

Is it also a sexual innuendo for when a fat girl gets up off the bed with the sheets stuck between her butt cheeks, thusly dragging you to the floor? If not, it should be.

[flight control]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

Is that a term from the urban dictionary that I am no aware of?

Nantucket sleigh ride is when you harpoon a whale and it dives and makes a run for it, draging your boat around with it.

Is it also a sexual innuendo for when a fat girl gets up off the bed with the sheets stuck between her butt cheeks, thusly dragging you to the floor? If not, it should be.

[AKPirate]

Gonna be hard for anyone to beat Tripod for post of the day now.

[Tomkat]

How come no one wants to row me out to throw a harpoon? I should get to harvest one whale. Not the way Jarbo did it with a drunk corn fed girl.

I mean a REAL whale.

Whos up for it?

go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

Is that a term from the urban dictionary that I am no aware of?

Nantucket sleigh ride is when you harpoon a whale and it dives and makes a run for it, draging your boat around with it.

Is it also a sexual innuendo for when a fat girl gets up off the bed with the sheets stuck between her butt cheeks, thusly dragging you to the floor? If not, it should be.

Sounds like the voice of experience.

Jarbo, all you need is a fifth of Kentucky Deluxe and a box of bon bons, I know you can do it!

[Botiz630]

I had a response prepared for a post I read when I checked back in on this thread, but I'm just going to step aside and let 3Leg bask in the well deserved glory.

Full marks, 3Leg!

[3legged_lab]

I'll admit I was laughing when I typed that...

Can we enter that in the urban dictionary and reference that it came from WFF?

[Flightstopper]

I'll admit I was laughing when I typed that...

Can we enter that in the urban dictionary and reference that it came from WFF?

Change it to a Kansas sleigh ride just for Jarbo

[jarbo03]

I've done one fat chick in my life, and this is the treatment i get. :-o:-o:-o:-o:-o

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[Goldfish]

I'll admit I was laughing when I typed that...

Can we enter that in the urban dictionary and reference that it came from WFF?

Pretty sure you can

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[Olly]

I've done one fat chick in my life, and this is the treatment i get. :-o:-o:-o:-o:-o

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Rule of three.

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[Tomkat]

Come on Jarbo, you are young and they are still making Kentucky Deluxe.

No one is here to judge you.

[Eric Haynes]

Jarbo, get out your harpooontang and ride the wave!

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[Tomkat]

When she is laying there you can climb up and put one leg on her and proclaim "The Captain was here".

[jarbo03]

I don't have to proclaim shit! Her not being able to walk and flopping like a crappie out of water says it all.:twisted::twisted:

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[Tomkat]

OK, that made me laugh!