TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

Redbeards Brass Pole


Its eight foot tall,
made of shiney, new brass
momma will climb it

we'll see how much she retained from her gymnastics days

Yeah, thats what I am talking about

[assateague]

You are the worst haikuer ever.

[Tomkat]

You know whats cool about that AT? I get the same amount of pleasure from it the worlds best haikuer gets from being the best. Hopefully you saw my thoughts on being a good speller? This is kind of in the same family.

Because its friday, I going to write one about my favorite haiku buddy, the emu killa himself!!!


Sent from a fancy ass phone

[Tomkat]

Emu Killa # 1

Stalking neighbors bird,
35 Remington, kill him!
A bang, and dead bird.

[waterfowlman]

TomKat had a boat.
Sweet looking fishing boat
Spelled the damn name wrong

[Tomkat]

damn I wish that was my boat!!

[assateague]

[jehler]

You are the worst haikuer ever.

i stopped opening this thread, haiku is so simple yet he fucks it up every time

[Tomkat]

You are the worst haikuer ever.

i stopped opening this thread, haiku is so simple yet he fucks it up every time

Dont feel bad, a lot of people don't understand gifted, creative people.

[Tomkat]

Midget fucker of Michigan

Carries his 6MM
Looking for his next coyote
Alone, gun is still loaded

Maple syrup, good to eat
Cornbread, ice cream, all good.
Not bad for waffles

Jr is a good kid
Dad teaches him field craft
and how to get girls

fishing on big lake
boats, people, lots of wind
life jacket in boat?

[assateague]

[Tomkat]

Saturday


Sun rises in the east,
Saturday is finally here!
Lots of chores to do

[waterfowlman]

Took a little better picture of your boat this morning TK.

[assateague]

Rick's never leaving
Supposed to be here by now
Crab feast this summer?

[waterfowlman]

Rick's never leaving
Supposed to be here by now
Crab feast this summer?

Late June is the month
This old sea dog heads north
To Hunt Fish Drink Sleep

[assateague]

Sounds like a plan
See you then, Rick
This haiku written under TK rules

[Tomkat]

Damn that is one hell of a boat.

AT you are doing much better on your creative haiku


Sent from a fancy ass phone

[Tomkat]

Mothers day is here
Inlaws will come here to stay
and eat my food all day

[DeadEye_Dan]

I do what I want
You can't stop me ma-fucker
Cuz I'm on a boat

[Tomkat]

I do what I want
You can't stop me ma-fucker
Cuz I'm on a boat

This is earth shattering stuff!

I thought you wanted to be on a plane? For what your plane tickets cost, you could buy a boat.

[Tomkat]

DeadEye Dan

Once he hunted divers
Shot some mallards, was hooked
Never went back to sky carp

He likes his bbq
just like he likes his women
hot and easy to eat

Dan does kill turkeys
takes very good pictures, too
too cheap to fly home

[Olly]

Can't believe this thread
Alive and well oh shit man
Tomkat most random

Sent from my phone.

[assateague]

I know, no kidding.
TK can't count worth a shit
Still entertaining.

[DeadEye_Dan]

A proper Haiku, he could not do and angry was he at Vandals.
In need of a break, A mailbox he did paint, and a week he did spend at Sandals.

[Tomkat]

Ha ha all 3 of you cracked me up-

Olly for getting to know who I am, AT for being him self!

And Dan for playing along and making me smile.

Fellas, we are all gonna be dead in a few short years. I do this Haiku stuff for enjoyment, and for what ever reason, it seems to entertain everyone.

Could it really be worse than reality TV? This makes me be creative, challenges others to be funny, and da gone it! makes Assateafue count BECAUSE HE SIMPLY CANNOT 'NOT" COUINT THOSE SYLABELLS!!!

Happy mothers day. My mom died 9 years ago at age 65. If you have a mom, tell her you love her today. Someday you wont be able too.

[Tomkat]

A proper Haiku, he could not do and angry was he at Vandals.
In need of a break, A mailbox he did paint, and a week he did spend at Sandals.

Was this a lymric?

[DeadEye_Dan]

A proper Haiku, he could not do and angry was he at Vandals.
In need of a break, A mailbox he did paint, and a week he did spend at Sandals.

Was this a lymric?

No, It's an old Irish proverb.

[assateague]

[The Duck Hammer]

A proper Haiku, he could not do and angry was he at Vandals.
In need of a break, A mailbox he did paint, and a week he did spend at Sandals.

Was this a lymric?

That was true poetry. Take note of what it is supposed to look like.

[Tomkat]

Monday

Weekend is gone now
back to work and to boss hole
flying under radar today

One more day off!
Not gonna happen, ass back to work
why cant I win powerball?