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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue May 21, 2013 7:01 pm

assateague wrote:GODDAMNIT JR.!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU KEEP THAT CIGAR OUTTA MY FACE!!! YA NERVE WRACKIN' SONSABITCHES, CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING CARDS WITH MY BROTHERS KIDS!!!


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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 9:34 pm

assateague wrote:PAY ATTENTION IN THE FUCKING HUDDLE, RED (I am verbally grabbing your facemask and shaking your head from side to side)
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gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 21, 2013 11:07 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:GODDAMNIT JR.!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU KEEP THAT CIGAR OUTTA MY FACE!!! YA NERVE WRACKIN' SONSABITCHES, CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING CARDS WITH MY BROTHERS KIDS!!!


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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 23, 2013 10:59 am

The day of reckoning is upon us
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Tomkat » Thu May 23, 2013 11:08 am

Redbeard wrote:The day of reckoning is upon us


Dont take any shit off of them Assateague; they work for YOU, the taxpayer.

How dare they take your kids belt? You may need to turn teach over your knee and give her a spanking!
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby rozzo842 » Thu May 23, 2013 11:39 am

Redbeard wrote:The day of reckoning is upon us


There better be a good story, I've been looking forward to this.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 23, 2013 11:47 am

rozzo842 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The day of reckoning is upon us


There better be a good story, I've been looking forward to this.

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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 24, 2013 10:15 am

WTF JIM???
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 24, 2013 10:16 am

This whole thread was like setting us up for a good joke, then leaving before giving the punch line
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri May 24, 2013 11:32 am

He covered it in another thread somewhere. It's like he's playing hide and seek...
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 24, 2013 12:12 pm

Then he's doing it to purposely fuck with me
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri May 24, 2013 12:16 pm

It's in the 100k, page 1,266.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 24, 2013 12:24 pm

Redbeard wrote:Then he's doing it to purposely fuck with me


50 % chance thats right
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 24, 2013 1:34 pm

The 50/50 law only works 50% of the time
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby assateague » Fri May 24, 2013 3:45 pm

Fact. People forget that.


Red, I tried to find this thread to post it, but couldn't, so just went with the old standby.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 24, 2013 3:47 pm

Technically it works %100 of the time but theoretically it can only possibly work 50% of the time.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 24, 2013 3:58 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Technically it works %100 of the time but theoretically it can only possibly work 50% of the time.


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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby assateague » Fri May 24, 2013 4:08 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Technically it works %100 of the time but theoretically it can only possibly work 50% of the time.


No. Just because the outcome is negative doesn't mean the Law want accurate. It states it will work, or it won't work. 100% of the time, it is correct. Q.E.D.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 24, 2013 6:58 pm

assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Technically it works %100 of the time but theoretically it can only possibly work 50% of the time.


No. Just because the outcome is negative doesn't mean the Law want accurate. It states it will work, or it won't work. 100% of the time, it is correct. Q.E.D.

Based on the law itself the outcome must be 50/50. Therefore it, as well as all things, must work 50% of the time. However, it does work 100% of the time because the reduced outcome is either it will or it won't do as expected. Your law will be the end of physics as we know it!
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby assateague » Fri May 24, 2013 7:29 pm

Even when it doesn't work, it works. It's really inescapable. I expect a Nobel prize by 2016.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Goldfish » Fri May 24, 2013 8:31 pm

assateague wrote:Even when it doesn't work, it works. It's really inescapable. I expect a Nobel prize by 2016.
you hear that the committee asked Barry to return his?

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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby assateague » Fri May 24, 2013 9:21 pm

I didn't. But I hope it's true. Stuff like that amuses me.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 24, 2013 11:47 pm

Can someone give me a link do my drink ass don have to look it up
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby rebelp74 » Sat May 25, 2013 12:57 am

assateague wrote:Even when it doesn't work, it works. It's really inescapable. I expect a Nobel prize by 2016.

At your next presentation, you should only talk about this law and see where it goes.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby jehler » Sat May 25, 2013 7:13 am

Redbeard wrote:Can someone give me a link do my drink ass don have to look it up
did you just ask don to drink and look up your ass or to drink your ass and look up?
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Tomkat » Sat May 25, 2013 7:33 am

assateague wrote:Even when it doesn't work, it works. It's really inescapable. I expect a Nobel prize by 2016.


Dude, you need to retract that statement or I will have to pick between calling you AL Gore or Obama.

See where this is headed?
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby assateague » Sat May 25, 2013 8:21 am

No way. My Nobel acceptance speech would be one for the ages.
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby one2many » Sat May 25, 2013 10:18 am

assateague wrote:No way. My Nobel acceptance speech would be one for the ages.

i would pay damn good money to be there for that :beer:
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby Redbeard » Sat May 25, 2013 11:55 am

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Can someone give me a link do my drink ass don have to look it up
did you just ask don to drink and look up your ass or to drink your ass and look up?
it's like waking up the next morning hung over and watching your drunk ass embarrass yourself in your friends wedding video from the night before
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Re: Aaaand Again

Postby jehler » Sat May 25, 2013 11:57 am

I know the feeling red
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