phil gone

[GadwallGetter530]

I was in Saudi for a year and we invited the American and Canadian nurses to our parties on Wednesday nights. Wednesday is the Saudi Friday. We were talking with one and she said this beautiful Saudi women kept coming into the hospital wondering why she couldn't get pregnant. She had been married for two years and the couple tried a lot of times each week. After a lot of questions and detailed pictures, the nurses found out she was getting it 9/10s of the time in the brown star. Ouch!

HaHa.

[GadwallGetter530]

whoa, whoa, whoa, no one said anything about finishing in the butt.

Best place for it. No such thing as Butt Babies.

I'll bet you told all of your girlfriends in high school that when you ran out of rubbers

No he just told them he was on the pill.

Trust me, I am on the pill and I won't in your ....

To be honest in my younger days I just raw dog that shit. My idea of safe sex was just saying a prayer before hand. [/quote]


So if I asked FF's sister if you prayed she would say "an awful lot before and after"?[/quote]
I used a rubber. I'm might be dumb, not crazy.[/quote]

Your not right, sisters are off limits here [/quote]

You started it.

[AKPirate]

To be honest in my younger days I just raw dog that shit. My idea of safe sex was just saying a prayer before hand. [/quote]


So if I asked FF's sister if you prayed she would say "an awful lot before and after"?[/quote]
I used a rubber. I'm might be dumb, not crazy.[/quote]

Your not right, sisters are off limits here [/quote]

You started it. [/quote]

not me, no way would I do that.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I was in Saudi for a year and we invited the American and Canadian nurses to our parties on Wednesday nights. Wednesday is the Saudi Friday. We were talking with one and she said this beautiful Saudi women kept coming into the hospital wondering why she couldn't get pregnant. She had been married for two years and the couple tried a lot of times each week. After a lot of questions and detailed pictures, the nurses found out she was getting it 9/10s of the time in the brown star. Ouch!

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1387526550.988096.jpg

[RonE]

Just to clarify WFF's stance on butt sex. That's still officially approved as long as its with your girlfriend right?

not according to MT

A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed.

He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"

[RonE]

Nothing says insurance like a good stomach kick and a push down a flight of stairs the next morning.

seran wrap and coke afterwards works errytime in the drive-in movies

That was when coke came in bottles.

[Flightstopper]

He probably doesn't like sex.

The only practical way is for procreation only of course.

[Flightstopper]

Just to clarify WFF's stance on butt sex. That's still officially approved as long as its with your girlfriend right?

not according to MT

A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed.

He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"

Ha!

[assateague]

I honestly think both sides are acting like idiots.

A&E is shocked that a man from the south is openly against butt sex and lashes out in outrage.

Redneck community is pissed that the queerest network on cable fires someone that is openly against their largest demographic.

What the fuck did both sides expect?

If you think A&E's biggest demographic is gay people, you're insane. Most vocal at times, perhaps, but certainly not "biggest demographic".

[waterfowlman]

I haven't read through this thread but I Fucking-A guarantee that the Robertson family sticks together and tells A&E to go piss up a rope. No way they throw the old man under the bus......no fucking way!

[Olly]

http://www.nationaltvspots.com/ntvs-networks

Over 70% of people that watch A&E are of age to have kids yet only 39%
Of them do.... Interesting. To bad it doesn't actually record orientation.

[assateague]

Nationally, 47% of women of child bearing age (15-44, in this study) had never had kids. So actually, A&E is below average in that regard.

39% of A&E viewers have no kids, yet 47% in the country have no kids. From this, it would seem that viewership trends a little MORE traditional than the national average, if childbirth is a valid indicator.

20%
Percentage of all women age 15 to 44 who have had two children. About 47 percent had no children, 17 percent had one, 10 percent had three and about 5 percent had four or more.

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/momcensus1.html