Easter

[Woody]

I rather eat plain jane potato chips than that sugary mass of crap

There are few things I fear as much as a rattle snake bite, eating peeps is one of them.

[AKPirate]

I rather eat plain jane potato chips than that sugary mass of crap

There are few things I fear as much as a rattle snake bite, eating peeps is one of them.

[Feelin' Fowl]

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These might be worse though.

WTF is wrong with you guys?

What's next? Black jelly beans?

[3legged_lab]

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These might be worse though.

WTF is wrong with you guys?

What's next? Black jelly beans?

I refuse to eat them. Like the guy on American History X. Not because they're black, but because they taste like licorice.

[Feelin' Fowl]

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These might be worse though.

WTF is wrong with you guys?

What's next? Black jelly beans?

I refuse to eat them. Like the guy on American History X. Not because they're black, but because they taste like licorice.

Send them to me. Licorice is fantastic!

[FlintRiverFowler]

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These might be worse though.

WTF is wrong with you guys?

What's next? Black jelly beans?

I refuse to eat them. Like the guy on American History X. Not because they're black, but because they taste like licorice.

Send them to me. Licorice is fantastic!

You're sick.

[Feelin' Fowl]

It's so good! Blackjack gum is awesome for the 6.8 seconds it keeps its flavor too!

[rebelp74]

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These might be worse though.

WTF is wrong with you guys?

What's next? Black jelly beans?

I refuse to eat them. Like the guy on American History X. Not because they're black, but because they taste like licorice.

Send them to me. Licorice is fantastic!

commie

[rebelp74]

There comes a point when you know you're too big. It's when licorice and/or dark chocolate becomes good.

[Feelin' Fowl]

There comes a point when you know you're too big. It's when licorice and/or dark chocolate becomes good.

Bet you can't guess what my favorite type of chocolate is. Hahahaha. I hate you fuckers sometimes!

[rebelp74]

There comes a point when you know you're too big. It's when licorice and/or dark chocolate becomes good.

Bet you can't guess what my favorite type of chocolate is. Hahahaha. I hate you fuckers sometimes!

:lol::lol:

[RonE]

Easter is more than about candy, think of Crack Ho's with their new Easter Bonnets. Prim young ladies dressed up for church that can't stop thinking of getting boned the night before. Think of little kids fighting over finding a hidden egg or running for an egg and tripping on the way and crying because another kid gets the egg. Stop this shit about candy and think of the positive side of Easter. Think of those WFF members in the north going to sunrise service when it is below freezing and them thinking WTF is this all about? Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.

Ron I've read this like 5 times now. What?

Reading comprehension isn't your long suit.........I'll break it down....Easter is more than about candy......(Easter is traditionally a time when women and girls get new dresses and in times past, hats)....think of crack hoes in new frocks and hats (Easter bonnets).......now, think of young ladies on Easter Sunday morning in church thinking about getting laid on Saturday night rather than thinking of the resurrection............After church in some instances there is often an Easter Egg hunt that often turns into a cluster fuck with disappointed kids, bullies and cry-baby's. ...........A lot of us here on WFF have been bitching about cold weather (and again 'some' churches have an Easter Sunrise Service) so think about standing around listening to someone go on and on in sub freezing weather with the wind howling and all that goes with a really shitty morning but you are there because it is EASTER...........My next door neighbors have a couple of little boys and it would be pretty funny to see the reaction of Mike and Brooke if we gave the kids some of those blue, pink, yellow and green baby chickens as an Easter present.....(The only thing that stops me is that I know that their dog would eat the baby chickens and the boys would cry.

Traditionally Easter is supposed to be a joyous day for church people but mixed with some pagan crap such as rabbits delivering colored eggs and candy.........

One year my wife and I boiled and colored a couple dozen eggs and got 8 small gaudy baskets and some green cellophane grass and a bunch of wrapped candy eggs and a couple of bottles of Cold Duck and cheap Champaign and delivered Easter baskets to our friends........We left the baskets on the front porch with no note if they weren't home and drank with the ones that were home. My wife wore her best Sunday go to meeting dress and I wore a suit and tie. The fun thing was we had no underwear and had many exciting and somewhat drunk interludes between Easter basket deliveries.

My point is, that Easter ain't about the candy, it is about the joy and I enjoy drinking and partying more than I enjoy candy unless it is "Candi" but I can't go into that again, I'm married now.

And, I truly do get a warm fuzzy feeling when I thing of dressing up a black crack ho and delivering her to Redbeard on Easter Sunday morning. Only distance, fear and good judgment holds me back, oh and his wife and children, but I could probably have her delivered to his office.

[huntall6]

There comes a point when you know you're too big. It's when licorice and/or dark chocolate becomes good.

woah. dark chocolate is the shit! that pussy assed milk chocolate is for toddlers and broads on theyre periods!!

[Woody]

There comes a point when you know you're too big. It's when licorice and/or dark chocolate becomes good.

woah. dark chocolate is the shit! that pussy assed milk chocolate is for toddlers and broads on theyre periods!!

You are all crazy... show me a type of chocolate and I will show you a type of chocolate I will eat... without prejudice.

[assateague]

Love dark chocolate. Those big ass Hershey dark chocolate bars with the cranberries and blueberries were awesome, but I haven't seen them in a while.

[sws002]

Easter is more than about candy, think of Crack Ho's with their new Easter Bonnets. Prim young ladies dressed up for church that can't stop thinking of getting boned the night before. Think of little kids fighting over finding a hidden egg or running for an egg and tripping on the way and crying because another kid gets the egg. Stop this shit about candy and think of the positive side of Easter. Think of those WFF members in the north going to sunrise service when it is below freezing and them thinking WTF is this all about? Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.

Ron I've read this like 5 times now. What?

Reading comprehension isn't your long suit.........I'll break it down....Easter is more than about candy......(Easter is traditionally a time when women and girls get new dresses and in times past, hats)....think of crack hoes in new frocks and hats (Easter bonnets).......now, think of young ladies on Easter Sunday morning in church thinking about getting laid on Saturday night rather than thinking of the resurrection............After church in some instances there is often an Easter Egg hunt that often turns into a cluster fuck with disappointed kids, bullies and cry-baby's. ...........A lot of us here on WFF have been bitching about cold weather (and again 'some' churches have an Easter Sunrise Service) so think about standing around listening to someone go on and on in sub freezing weather with the wind howling and all that goes with a really shitty morning but you are there because it is EASTER...........My next door neighbors have a couple of little boys and it would be pretty funny to see the reaction of Mike and Brooke if we gave the kids some of those blue, pink, yellow and green baby chickens as an Easter present.....(The only thing that stops me is that I know that their dog would eat the baby chickens and the boys would cry.

Traditionally Easter is supposed to be a joyous day for church people but mixed with some pagan crap such as rabbits delivering colored eggs and candy.........

One year my wife and I boiled and colored a couple dozen eggs and got 8 small gaudy baskets and some green cellophane grass and a bunch of wrapped candy eggs and a couple of bottles of Cold Duck and cheap Champaign and delivered Easter baskets to our friends........We left the baskets on the front porch with no note if they weren't home and drank with the ones that were home. My wife wore her best Sunday go to meeting dress and I wore a suit and tie. The fun thing was we had no underwear and had many exciting and somewhat drunk interludes between Easter basket deliveries.

My point is, that Easter ain't about the candy, it is about the joy and I enjoy drinking and partying more than I enjoy candy unless it is "Candi" but I can't go into that again, I'm married now.

And, I truly do get a warm fuzzy feeling when I thing of dressing up a black crack ho and delivering her to Redbeard on Easter Sunday morning. Only distance, fear and good judgment holds me back, oh and his wife and children, but I could probably have her delivered to his office.

The. Fuck?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Easter is more than about candy, think of Crack Ho's with their new Easter Bonnets. Prim young ladies dressed up for church that can't stop thinking of getting boned the night before. Think of little kids fighting over finding a hidden egg or running for an egg and tripping on the way and crying because another kid gets the egg. Stop this shit about candy and think of the positive side of Easter. Think of those WFF members in the north going to sunrise service when it is below freezing and them thinking WTF is this all about? Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.

Ron I've read this like 5 times now. What?

Reading comprehension isn't your long suit.........I'll break it down....Easter is more than about candy......(Easter is traditionally a time when women and girls get new dresses and in times past, hats)....think of crack hoes in new frocks and hats (Easter bonnets).......now, think of young ladies on Easter Sunday morning in church thinking about getting laid on Saturday night rather than thinking of the resurrection............After church in some instances there is often an Easter Egg hunt that often turns into a cluster fuck with disappointed kids, bullies and cry-baby's. ...........A lot of us here on WFF have been bitching about cold weather (and again 'some' churches have an Easter Sunrise Service) so think about standing around listening to someone go on and on in sub freezing weather with the wind howling and all that goes with a really shitty morning but you are there because it is EASTER...........My next door neighbors have a couple of little boys and it would be pretty funny to see the reaction of Mike and Brooke if we gave the kids some of those blue, pink, yellow and green baby chickens as an Easter present.....(The only thing that stops me is that I know that their dog would eat the baby chickens and the boys would cry.

Traditionally Easter is supposed to be a joyous day for church people but mixed with some pagan crap such as rabbits delivering colored eggs and candy.........

One year my wife and I boiled and colored a couple dozen eggs and got 8 small gaudy baskets and some green cellophane grass and a bunch of wrapped candy eggs and a couple of bottles of Cold Duck and cheap Champaign and delivered Easter baskets to our friends........We left the baskets on the front porch with no note if they weren't home and drank with the ones that were home. My wife wore her best Sunday go to meeting dress and I wore a suit and tie. The fun thing was we had no underwear and had many exciting and somewhat drunk interludes between Easter basket deliveries.

My point is, that Easter ain't about the candy, it is about the joy and I enjoy drinking and partying more than I enjoy candy unless it is "Candi" but I can't go into that again, I'm married now.

And, I truly do get a warm fuzzy feeling when I thing of dressing up a black crack ho and delivering her to Redbeard on Easter Sunday morning. Only distance, fear and good judgment holds me back, oh and his wife and children, but I could probably have her delivered to his office.

The. Fuck?

X2... That story is just fucking weird.

[rebelp74]

Dark chocolate candy is fucking gross

[waterfowlman]

Love dark chocolate. Those big ass Hershey dark chocolate bars with the cranberries and blueberries were awesome, but I haven't seen them in a while.

There was a Giardellis chocolate shop on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach that my sweetheart and I would stop in occasionally. They sold 10 pound dark chocolate bars. We bought one once after having a few drinks and almost overdosed on that damn thing.

[sws002]

Easter is more than about candy, think of Crack Ho's with their new Easter Bonnets. Prim young ladies dressed up for church that can't stop thinking of getting boned the night before. Think of little kids fighting over finding a hidden egg or running for an egg and tripping on the way and crying because another kid gets the egg. Stop this shit about candy and think of the positive side of Easter. Think of those WFF members in the north going to sunrise service when it is below freezing and them thinking WTF is this all about? Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.

Ron I've read this like 5 times now. What?

Reading comprehension isn't your long suit.........I'll break it down....Easter is more than about candy......(Easter is traditionally a time when women and girls get new dresses and in times past, hats)....think of crack hoes in new frocks and hats (Easter bonnets).......now, think of young ladies on Easter Sunday morning in church thinking about getting laid on Saturday night rather than thinking of the resurrection............After church in some instances there is often an Easter Egg hunt that often turns into a cluster fuck with disappointed kids, bullies and cry-baby's. ...........A lot of us here on WFF have been bitching about cold weather (and again 'some' churches have an Easter Sunrise Service) so think about standing around listening to someone go on and on in sub freezing weather with the wind howling and all that goes with a really shitty morning but you are there because it is EASTER...........My next door neighbors have a couple of little boys and it would be pretty funny to see the reaction of Mike and Brooke if we gave the kids some of those blue, pink, yellow and green baby chickens as an Easter present.....(The only thing that stops me is that I know that their dog would eat the baby chickens and the boys would cry.

Traditionally Easter is supposed to be a joyous day for church people but mixed with some pagan crap such as rabbits delivering colored eggs and candy.........

One year my wife and I boiled and colored a couple dozen eggs and got 8 small gaudy baskets and some green cellophane grass and a bunch of wrapped candy eggs and a couple of bottles of Cold Duck and cheap Champaign and delivered Easter baskets to our friends........We left the baskets on the front porch with no note if they weren't home and drank with the ones that were home. My wife wore her best Sunday go to meeting dress and I wore a suit and tie. The fun thing was we had no underwear and had many exciting and somewhat drunk interludes between Easter basket deliveries.

My point is, that Easter ain't about the candy, it is about the joy and I enjoy drinking and partying more than I enjoy candy unless it is "Candi" but I can't go into that again, I'm married now.

And, I truly do get a warm fuzzy feeling when I thing of dressing up a black crack ho and delivering her to Redbeard on Easter Sunday morning. Only distance, fear and good judgment holds me back, oh and his wife and children, but I could probably have her delivered to his office.

The. Fuck?

X2... That story is just fucking weird.

I hate to say it, but I think Ron is nuttier than Aunt Betty...

[FlintRiverFowler]

After reading that maybe so. Or he was just a little drunk and felt like gettin weird. We've all been there before.

[BrewGUN]

After reading that maybe so. Or he was just a little drunk and felt like gettin weird. We've all been there before.

We have? Who's this "we" that you refer too?

[FlintRiverFowler]

After reading that maybe so. Or he was just a little drunk and felt like gettin weird. We've all been there before.

We have? Who's this "we" that you refer too?

^^^^ brewgun. Taking all statements seriously.... But seriously who hasn't gotten drunk and made up a story about getting drunk and delivering Easter eggs with a crack whore??

[ducks~n~bucks]

There comes a point when you know you're too big. It's when licorice and/or dark chocolate becomes good.

woah. dark chocolate is the shit! that pussy assed milk chocolate is for toddlers and broads on theyre periods!!

You are all crazy... show me a type of chocolate and I will show you a type of chocolate I will eat... without prejudice.

Chocolate is fucking disgusting, unless it's white chocolate or it's a Reese's cup, or Butterfinger.

[assateague]

White chocolate is for post-menopausal women. Just don't eat it, please.

[FlintRiverFowler]

White chocolate is for post-menopausal women. Just don't eat it, please.

It tastes like wax.

[DeadEye_Dan]

White chocolate is for post-menopausal women. Just don't eat it, please.

It tastes like wax.

Wait till your hormones change, you'll probably like it then.

[Woody]

White chocolate is for post-menopausal women. Just don't eat it, please.

It tastes like wax.

Wait till your hormones change, you'll probably like it then.

Ha!

[rebelp74]

Zero bars are awesome

[Woody]

Zero bars are awesome

I was thinking the same damn thing when they started hating on white chocolate.