The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[duckkillerclyde]

I want to try and get a duck with a slingshot. It'd be quite the challenge I'd think.


Besides, it's just one big BB instead of a bunch of little BBs. What's the difference? You are shooting the same projectile.

the lawfulness is the difference.

[duckkillerclyde]

going to pressure wash the garage now. I don't want to move my freezer or the dog food. I noticed a pile of junk that the ol' lady had stashed behind her car. It will be going to the burn pile.

waiting for patio to dry before I start stacking dog food bags on it.

I'm going to throw away all of this gardening junk too. I've never had a garden so I don't know why my girlfriend buys gardening junk.

assa, come on over if you want some freebies.

[Goldfish]

I want to try and get a duck with a slingshot. It'd be quite the challenge I'd think.


Besides, it's just one big BB instead of a bunch of little BBs. What's the difference? You are shooting the same projectile.

the lawfulness is the difference.

Bet you a slingshot would be classified as a firearm in the sense that it shoots a projectile. You can bird hunt with a bow if you want. Slingshots not much different. There aren't caliber restrictions or poundage requirements for birds, only big game. As long as you aren't using lead pellets, I really question how they would find that unlawful.

[Goldfish]

Here is a summary from the MN regs:

You may not hunt migratory birds
…With a trap, snare, net, rifle, pistol,
swivel gun, shotgun larger than 10
gauge, punt gun, battery gun, machine
gun, fish hook, poison, drug, explosive
or stupefying substance.

Says nothing about not being allowed to use a slingshot. There's also rules about using falcons in there too (you can use them).

[DC727]

phil also admits to

shooting waaaaaaaaay too many ducks

.

This was of course after he had left his wife and kids to fend for themselves when he was out drinking and abusing drugs and committing adultery.

It explains all of this in the movie. A fistful of ducks. Phil is the one who explains it.

So he's a bad person for that, he can change, ya know. You're saying you wouldn't break the law to survive?

[WTN10]

Clyde will pressure wash the basement where he keeps the child labor when he's sure the authorities are asleep.

Sent from my superior Motorola X for your edification.

[TNAL45]

I kill ducks with my big black whacker 14 inch duck destroying device.

[duckkillerclyde]

I want to try and get a duck with a slingshot. It'd be quite the challenge I'd think.


Besides, it's just one big BB instead of a bunch of little BBs. What's the difference? You are shooting the same projectile.

the lawfulness is the difference.

Bet you a slingshot would be classified as a firearm in the sense that it shoots a projectile. You can bird hunt with a bow if you want. Slingshots not much different. There aren't caliber restrictions or poundage requirements for birds, only big game. As long as you aren't using lead pellets, I really question how they would find that unlawful.

Like I said in my earlier post, IN OREGON it is not a legal method. Check your state but OR specifically says a shotgun meant to be fired from the shoulder, bows, and falcons and hawks.

[duckkillerclyde]

phil also admits to

shooting waaaaaaaaay too many ducks

.

This was of course after he had left his wife and kids to fend for themselves when he was out drinking and abusing drugs and committing adultery.

It explains all of this in the movie. A fistful of ducks. Phil is the one who explains it.

So he's a bad person for that, he can change, ya know. You're saying you wouldn't break the law to survive?

Where did I say he's a 'bad' person?

[duckkillerclyde]

Here is a summary from the MN regs:

You may not hunt migratory birds
…With a trap, snare, net, rifle, pistol,
swivel gun, shotgun larger than 10
gauge, punt gun, battery gun, machine
gun, fish hook, poison, drug, explosive
or stupefying substance.

Says nothing about not being allowed to use a slingshot. There's also rules about using falcons in there too (you can use them).

In OR, it specifically and clearly states the following



Although slingshot is not listed, it does list the legal hunting methods. It also does not say that you can't use rocks fired from a canon.

[duckkillerclyde]

Clyde will pressure wash the basement where he keeps the child labor when he's sure the authorities are asleep.

Sent from my superior Motorola X for your edification.

Don't gave a basement.

Not many basements in the area as it is too wet.

[WTN10]

Probably a good idea to concrete it.

[assateague]

I hate it when my wife springs "we have plans to go out to dinner with ___________, why are you in the shop, sweaty and filthy?" statements on me. How about because I had no clue, since you didn't tell me, more than likely due to the fact that I would have said "No". I am antisocial, and can think of an almost infinite variety of things I would rather do, none of them involving hours with people I barely know and unnecessary spending of money.

[assateague]

At the moment, I'm currently using every interrogation mind control trick to convince them to go to Denny's or the Chinese buffet. Not because I particularly like either one, but just to see if I can.

[Olly]

Haha good luck Assa you sound a lot like me, would rather do something productive then go out.

Sent from your honey hole.

[WTN10]

That's disgusting AT. At least mind control them into going to a good restaurant. If you're a true master, you'll mind control them into paying as well.

[WTN10]

Currently torturing hiker in basement. Good times.

[3legged_lab]

Got myself a galaxy S3 coming next week. Gonna be higghhhhhh tech.

Sent from your honey hole.

Should've waited, the S4 is coming in a month

[assateague]

I was in the shop cooking my smoke bombs when I got the word.

[assateague]

That's disgusting AT. At least mind control them into going to a good restaurant. If you're a true master, you'll mind control them into paying as well.

That'd be easy. As for paying, I hope you're under no illusions that my wallet is leaving my Jeep. This was under duress, no way I'm paying, too.

[Redbeard]

Poker time ladies!

[3legged_lab]

Poker time ladies!

text me when the titties show up.

[jarbo03]

Currently torturing hiker in basement. Good times.

How many people signed up for the webcast?

[capt1972]

Saw a guy I used to fish with about 20 years ago tonight in Walmart. He asks me "you got a wife yet"?
I says "yeah, she's around here someplace, I think she's over in Health and Beauty. Told her to spend all the money she wants over there"
We both laughed!

[3legged_lab]

Saw a guy I used to fish with about 20 years ago tonight in Walmart. He asks me "you got a wife yet"?
I says "yeah, she's around here someplace, I think she's over in Health and Beauty. Told her to spend all the money she wants over there"
We both laughed!

If you dont get lucky tonight you'll know she was standing behind you.

[Bufflehead]

Saw a guy I used to fish with about 20 years ago tonight in Walmart. He asks me "you got a wife yet"?
I says "yeah, she's around here someplace, I think she's over in Health and Beauty. Told her to spend all the money she wants over there"
We both laughed!

[Olly]

Solid marriage advice from capt as always

Sent from your honey hole.

[whisperin' duck]

I found you all!

[AKPirate]

Saw a guy I used to fish with about 20 years ago tonight in Walmart. He asks me "you got a wife yet"?
I says "yeah, she's around here someplace, I think she's over in Health and Beauty. Told her to spend all the money she wants over there"
We both laughed!

too funny!

[Goldfish]

I hate it when my wife springs "we have plans to go out to dinner with ___________, why are you in the shop, sweaty and filthy?" statements on me. How about because I had no clue, since you didn't tell me, more than likely due to the fact that I would have said "No". I am antisocial, and can think of an almost infinite variety of things I would rather do, none of them involving hours with people I barely know and unnecessary spending of money.

This is because she's your wife, and she knows you, and she knows that you would come up with an almost infinate variety of things that you need to do instead of going out.


Worked, till 11:30 last night, at work again at 9 and will be working till 11:30 tonight as well. Tomorrow I get a break, only work 3pm till 11:30. Then back to 9-5 on Monday.

The money is needed. The money is needed. The money is needed...