The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[Flightstopper]

Scouting tip was a bust. Couldn't even get the boat in

[3legged_lab]

Scouting tip was a bust. Couldn't even get the boat in

You're supposed to use the whole thing, not just the tip.

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[3legged_lab]

Jehler, what does the 8 ball say about my chanc for geese today?

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[Goldfish]

Obx, don't listen to these clowns. Keep girls away from here.

Although, no sex? Well, I suppose you can keep your hands warm?

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[Eric Haynes]

Obx, don't listen to these clowns. Keep girls away from here.

Although, no sex? Well, I suppose you can keep your hands warm?

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The magic jesus says "definitely not"

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[assateague]

I'm gonna punch my wife in the fucking head before this day's over.

[Redbeard]

gentlemen how are we? Sorry I haven't been around much lately. All I'd like to say is things haven't been great at home. I think y'all will catch my drift. Working on it though. Anyhow my heads been up my ass for a few weeks. Heck I haven't hunted since Dec 21st. Hunting isn't even on my mind right now. Well I hope everyone here is well. I have no idea what's been going on here. Haven't even been lurking. But I think it's time to come back. I need someone or you guys to BS with

[DC727]

gentlemen how are we? Sorry I haven't been around much lately. All I'd like to say is things haven't been great at home. I think y'all will catch my drift. Working on it though. Anyhow my heads been up my ass for a few weeks. Heck I haven't hunted since Dec 21st. Hunting isn't even on my mind right now. Well I hope everyone here is well. I have no idea what's been going on here. Haven't even been lurking. But I think it's time to come back. I need someone or you guys to BS with

Damn red, prayers up for you brother. I've been trying to finish school.

[assateague]

gentlemen how are we? Sorry I haven't been around much lately. All I'd like to say is things haven't been great at home. I think y'all will catch my drift. Working on it though. Anyhow my heads been up my ass for a few weeks. Heck I haven't hunted since Dec 21st. Hunting isn't even on my mind right now. Well I hope everyone here is well. I have no idea what's been going on here. Haven't even been lurking. But I think it's time to come back. I need someone or you guys to BS with

BS is good for the spirit, Red. Welcome back. Just remember, be a man in all things. Prayers sent up for good measure, brother.

[Goldfish]

Sorry to hear that red. Getting away from it with us jack wagons probably will do you some good to clear your head

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[Olly]

gentlemen how are we? Sorry I haven't been around much lately. All I'd like to say is things haven't been great at home. I think y'all will catch my drift. Working on it though. Anyhow my heads been up my ass for a few weeks. Heck I haven't hunted since Dec 21st. Hunting isn't even on my mind right now. Well I hope everyone here is well. I have no idea what's been going on here. Haven't even been lurking. But I think it's time to come back. I need someone or you guys to BS with

That sucks man, life has it's ups and it's down and I understand why you haven't been around.I hope things turn around for you at home.

[Olly]

I just woke up... it's 1:45 in the afternoon. An old flame showed up randomly in town last night and I didn't go to bed until 7 this morning... I feel like smashed asshole.

[3legged_lab]

Damn red, that's too bad. I was wondering where ya been. Hope everything works out the way you want it to.

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[3legged_lab]

I'm gonna punch my wife in the fucking head before this day's over.

Haha. Last night she was the greatest thing since sliced bread for picking up road kill.

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[assateague]

Amazing how that changes, huh? Today it was random asinine statement: "Are you going to start on the living room today?"

"Yes, since I have 3 hours before heading out to hunt, I thought I'd move all the furniture into the kitchen and rip paneling and plaster off the ceiling and walls. And I'll go pick up an LVL to hold up the second floor where you want that wall knocked out. While I'm there, I'll pick up Sheetrock, mud, and paint. I should have the entire downstairs completely effed for about 2 weeks. I think I'll randomly start it right fucking now."

But instead I just said "Nope".

[Eric Haynes]

Amazing how that changes, huh? Today it was random asinine statement: "Are you going to start on the living room today?"

"Yes, since I have 3 hours before heading out to hunt, I thought I'd move all the furniture into the kitchen and rip paneling and plaster off the ceiling and walls. And I'll go pick up an LVL to hold up the second floor where you want that wall knocked out. While I'm there, I'll pick up Sheetrock, mud, and paint. I should have the entire downstairs completely effed for about 2 weeks. I think I'll randomly start it right fucking now."

But instead I just said "Nope".

Do we have the same wife when it comes to this?:grin:

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[3legged_lab]

Amazing how that changes, huh? Today it was random asinine statement: "Are you going to start on the living room today?"

"Yes, since I have 3 hours before heading out to hunt, I thought I'd move all the furniture into the kitchen and rip paneling and plaster off the ceiling and walls. And I'll go pick up an LVL to hold up the second floor where you want that wall knocked out. While I'm there, I'll pick up Sheetrock, mud, and paint. I should have the entire downstairs completely effed for about 2 weeks. I think I'll randomly start it right fucking now."

But instead I just said "Nope".

I see, she was buttering you up.

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[jehler]

Jehler, what does the 8 ball say about my chanc for geese today?

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AS I SEE IT YES...
sorry I'm late with that

[3legged_lab]

Jehler, what does the 8 ball say about my chanc for geese today?

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AS I SEE IT YES...
sorry I'm late with that

Haha never saw a thing. That 8 ball prediction must be for my next hunt.

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[Olly]

Jehler, what does the 8 ball say about my chanc for geese today?

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AS I SEE IT YES...
sorry I'm late with that

Haha never saw a thing. That 8 ball prediction must be for my next hunt.

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That looks like a cool place to hunt.

[jehler]

All I'd like to say is things haven't been great at home. I think y'all will catch my drift.

Not catching your drift red, everybody healthy? Hope things aren't serious bad?!?

[3legged_lab]

Jehler, what does the 8 ball say about my chanc for geese today?

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AS I SEE IT YES...
sorry I'm late with that

Haha never saw a thing. That 8 ball prediction must be for my next hunt.

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That looks like a cool place to hunt.

Its an awesome place, only thing that would have made it better is some birds in the sky.

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[Bulldog0156]

Obx, don't listen to these clowns. Keep girls away from here.

Although, no sex? Well, I suppose you can keep your hands warm?

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[obxbufflehead]

Obx, don't listen to these clowns. Keep girls away from here.

Although, no sex? Well, I suppose you can keep your hands warm?

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Maybe I could get some tips from Mose.

[Bootlipkiller]

Obx, don't listen to these clowns. Keep girls away from here.

Although, no sex? Well, I suppose you can keep your hands warm?

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Maybe I could get some tips from Mose.

I'm thinking that's a bad idea.

[obxbufflehead]

Obx, don't listen to these clowns. Keep girls away from here.

Although, no sex? Well, I suppose you can keep your hands warm?

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Maybe I could get some tips from Mose.

I'm thinking that's a bad idea.

Might be.

[Mornin Beef]

I saw a movie last night...cant remember the name. Had that young winter boner girl in it. she was a crackshot with a bow.

[Mornin Beef]

oh yea hungry games.

[Olly]

That movie sucked.

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[assateague]

Had a jackass trespasser ruin the last hunt of my rifle season. I saw red, for the first time in a while. 2 four wheelers and a barking Chessie came into the field I was hunting, right at a good time, about 4:45. I grabbed my shit and was headed out to fight. The dog was barking, so I had to put my phone back in my pocket to put both hands on the rifle, because he was getting shot if he so much as growled at me. I was pissed. I had worked myself up pretty good by the time I got out to him (he was moving some logs out of the way that we had out there to keep them out of the field). Then, I saw the other 4-wheeler had his wife and about 3 year old daughter on it. I was so frustrated that I couldn't even give him a dog cussing, not in front of his family. Sonofabitch is getting a beating if I catch him out there alone. Apparently I had such a crazed look in my eye that he even told me where he lives. Tried babbling some shit about "I thought you guys had to be out of here by 5:30" (it was barely 4:45), as if its ok to trespass then.

Fucking people. I was so frustrated that I couldn't pick a fight, with his family right there. Damn, I hate people.