The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[Fowlplay]

airports are hell on earth for smokers. Scenario: half hour layover; risk missing your flight or go for the cig. Major cash lies in the balance. What do you do?

dip fo sho

Something about airports though. They attract the hottest women in any area. Babes will pass on you so hard if your chawing.

but if your smoking, they just flock to ya ehh?

[Mornin Beef]

airports are hell on earth for smokers. Scenario: half hour layover; risk missing your flight or go for the cig. Major cash lies in the balance. What do you do?

dip fo sho

Something about airports though. They attract the hottest women in any area. Babes will pass on you so hard if your chawing.

but if your smoking, they just flock to ya ehh?

I got no game outside the airport, thats for sure. Dont get me wrong chewing is the out from the stress of trying to sneak a cig inbetween the turnstyle and plane door.

[FlintRiverFowler]

It's been a good year. Mitt Romney won the election and now I'm about I watch my Georgia Bulldogs play for a national championship....


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[FlintRiverFowler]

But seriously I'll only say it once this year... Roll tide.


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[Mornin Beef]

But seriously I'll only say it once this year... Roll tide.


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Mighty big of ya mighty big

[Mornin Beef]

Boss gave me a day off for my birthday so I'll be leaving on my trip early tomorrow morning. Eric how close to I-75 are you in TN?

Oh about 7 hours or so.

Happy b-day top dawg, by the way.

[assateague]

Did they call hot dogs wieners because they resemble dicks, or did they call dicks wieners because they resemble hot dogs? Sort of a "chicken or egg" debate that I was having inside my head just a minute ago.

[Mornin Beef]

Did they call hot dogs wieners because they resemble dicks, or did they call dicks wieners because they resemble hot dogs? Sort of a "chicken or egg" debate that I was having inside my head just a minute ago.

Who's frank?

[assateague]

The guy with the big schnitzel.

[Flightstopper]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

[assateague]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

[Flightstopper]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

Not unless you crack it with a hammer and take the goods whilst it lay wide open.

[Mornin Beef]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

Not unless you crack it with a hammer and take the goods whilst it lay wide open.

You talking about devil springs and 7 up?

[Flightstopper]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

I also shot a snot bubble trying to contain laughter after reading this, for the record

[Mornin Beef]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

I also shot a snot bubble trying to contain laughter after reading this, for the record

I laughed and farted and had to go remotely via wifi, if we're going on the record.

[QH's Paw]

cramped into an airplane seat.

does not compute? airplane seats are perfect

Sure, if you're a midget or someone under about 5'8". Fullsize men find it difficult to stow there full size legs under the seat in front of them.

[Mornin Beef]

cramped into an airplane seat.

does not compute? airplane seats are perfect

Sure, if you're a midget or someone under about 5'8". Fullsize men find it difficult to stow there full size legs under the seat in front of them.

And your farts are bigger and more embarrassing.

[3legged_lab]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

Very well played. And I think you're on to something.

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[Bulldog0156]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

Lol, if it smells like trout, get the fuck out!

[3legged_lab]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

Lol, if it smells like trout, get the fuck out!

If it smells like fish - its a dish, if it smells like cologne - leave it alone.
Or does that rule only apply when traveling abroad?

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[Bootlipkiller]

It's because they're both surrounded by hard, inflexible things which are useful for nothing.

I also shot a snot bubble trying to contain laughter after reading this, for the record

X2

[Bootlipkiller]

cramped into an airplane seat.

does not compute? airplane seats are perfect

Sure, if you're a midget or someone under about 5'8". Fullsize men find it difficult to stow there full size legs under the seat in front of them.

Your legs fit but your FUPA will not.

[Bootlipkiller]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

Lol, if it smells like trout, get the fuck out!

If it smells like fish - its a dish, if it smells like cologne - leave it alone.
Or does that rule only apply when traveling abroad?

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What if it smells like steak?

[Bulldog0156]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

Lol, if it smells like trout, get the fuck out!

If it smells like fish - its a dish, if it smells like cologne - leave it alone.
Or does that rule only apply when traveling abroad?

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What if it smells like steak?

It's probably a steak

[3legged_lab]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

Lol, if it smells like trout, get the fuck out!

If it smells like fish - its a dish, if it smells like cologne - leave it alone.
Or does that rule only apply when traveling abroad?

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What if it smells like steak?

Then it'll look like it belongs on a bun at Arby's



Covered in horsey sauce.

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[Bootlipkiller]

Vag a clam because it looks like a clam or cause it stinks like fucking fish?

Lol, if it smells like trout, get the fuck out!

If it smells like fish - its a dish, if it smells like cologne - leave it alone.
Or does that rule only apply when traveling abroad?

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What if it smells like steak?

Then it'll look like it belongs on a bun at Arby's



Covered in horsey sauce.

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Good form old chap. That roast beef needs a net.

[Goldfish]

What about if it smells like a freshly dug potato?

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[obxbufflehead]

You missed it. And ruined my joke. Jerk.

I don't get it.

[goodkarmarising]

Morning fools...got about 30ish duck deeks turned into snow goose floaters...only about 150ish more to go.

[Fowlplay]

Y'all have been getting philosophical in here lately