The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[obxbufflehead]

All this talk of obx's virtue gots to pondering my own teenage years, it then occurred to me I banged my ole mans 25 year old secretary when I was 17. Does this mean I'm doomed to hell?

Yes.

[jehler]

All this talk of obx's virtue gots to pondering my own teenage years, it then occurred to me I banged my ole mans 25 year old secretary when I was 17. Does this mean I'm doomed to hell?

Yes.

Hmmm, she was married, does that help my case or hurt it?

[obxbufflehead]

All this talk of obx's virtue gots to pondering my own teenage years, it then occurred to me I banged my ole mans 25 year old secretary when I was 17. Does this mean I'm doomed to hell?

Yes.

Hmmm, she was married, does that help my case or hurt it?

Hurt it.

[QH's Paw]

Wow! you douche bags have completely F'd up a random useless thread!!!!

Hey mud, I really thought that was your real pic in the avatar until I saw a re run of duck dnasty by accident the other night and saw that dude.

I always read muds post like mountain man talks. Nice and sslloooowwww.

[Eric Haynes]

All this talk of obx's virtue gots to pondering my own teenage years, it then occurred to me I banged my ole mans 25 year old secretary when I was 17. Does this mean I'm doomed to hell?

Yes.

Hmmm, she was married, does that help my case or hurt it?

Doubles the good luck!

[Bulldog0156]

All this talk of obx's virtue gots to pondering my own teenage years, it then occurred to me I banged my ole mans 25 year old secretary when I was 17. Does this mean I'm doomed to hell?

If there really is a hell I doubt that's the event that is gonna get you put away for the afterlife

[capt1972]

if hell is where all the strippers,sluts and hookers go when they die, thats where i want to be!

[MOhuntingGuy]

if hell is where all the strippers,sluts and hookers go when they die, thats where i want to be!

x2

Who said the quote "I hope they serve cold beer in hell."?

[capt1972]

if hell is where all the strippers,sluts and hookers go when they die, thats where i want to be!

x2

Who said the quote "I hope they serve cold beer in hell."?

You?

[MOhuntingGuy]

if hell is where all the strippers,sluts and hookers go when they die, thats where i want to be!

x2

Who said the quote "I hope they serve cold beer in hell."?

You?

Maybe its from a movie. Maybe one of my drunken friends said it one hazy night. I don't know. But I hope its true.

[sws002]

if hell is where all the strippers,sluts and hookers go when they die, thats where i want to be!

x2

Who said the quote "I hope they serve cold beer in hell."?

You?

Maybe its from a movie. Maybe one of my drunken friends said it one hazy night. I don't know. But I hope its true.

That's a Tucker Max book, which was subsequently turned into a movie.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-hope- ... 1100313038

[3legged_lab]

All this talk of obx's virtue gots to pondering my own teenage years, it then occurred to me I banged my ole mans 25 year old secretary when I was 17. Does this mean I'm doomed to hell?

I guess I'm going with ya. At 18 I had a 29 year old who was engaged to be married soon.

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[3legged_lab]

We just started watching the movie Ted. Funny so far.

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[Eric Haynes]

We just started watching the movie Ted. Funny so far.

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It's decent.

[sws002]

We just started watching the movie Ted. Funny so far.

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It's decent.

Really? I found it pretty lame. There were a few funny parts, but over all a pretty weak movie.

[ducks~n~bucks]

Going to school this morning, the visibility in the fog was about 10 feet. My mom is supposed to wear glasses when she drives, but she doesn't ever wear them. We were driving when my mom was saying how she couldn't see in the fog. I got a wierd feeling and said "Mom you need to slow down and put your glasses on" So she did. She slowed down to about 45. As we crossed over the top of the hill someone drove past in the oncoming lane with there hazard lights on. My mom, very quick tempered said "Okay you asshole I've already started to slow down. The there were a bunch of cars parked on the side of the road. Up ahead in the center of the road I could see a black basketball sneaker. I saw another one to my right, just on the edge of the road. There was debris in the road, and by this time I had already figured out there was an accident of some sort. There was a group of people standing around something. I look, and there is a man lying on the side of the road. My mom drove right past because she didn't see him. After we passed him I said "Mom, there was a man back there, laying on the roadside." It was too late to turn around, and there were people assisting, so she called 911. Then today when I got home I found out that the man had been riding his bike when he was hit. The man I saw on the side of the road, was dead. My dad had passed by the same man earlier that morning, although the man had been alive and well riding his bike. The lady that hit him did not stop, she kept driving. There were other accidents involving people avoiding the man in the road. I don't know what to think of all of this.

[Bulldog0156]

I enjoy Seth McFarlane's humor

[one2many]

I enjoy Seth McFarlane's humor

so do i. i got Ted unrated blue ray for Christmas. i havent found the time to watch it yet i dout he lets me down
hope all is well guys

[Olly]

When I watched Ted i felt like I was watching a 2 hour long episode of family guy.

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[Flightstopper]

Going to school this morning, the visibility in the fog was about 10 feet. My mom is supposed to wear glasses when she drives, but she doesn't ever wear them. We were driving when my mom was saying how she couldn't see in the fog. I got a wierd feeling and said "Mom you need to slow down and put your glasses on" So she did. She slowed down to about 45. As we crossed over the top of the hill someone drove past in the oncoming lane with there hazard lights on. My mom, very quick tempered said "Okay you asshole I've already started to slow down. The there were a bunch of cars parked on the side of the road. Up ahead in the center of the road I could see a black basketball sneaker. I saw another one to my right, just on the edge of the road. There was debris in the road, and by this time I had already figured out there was an accident of some sort. There was a group of people standing around something. I look, and there is a man lying on the side of the road. My mom drove right past because she didn't see him. After we passed him I said "Mom, there was a man back there, laying on the roadside." It was too late to turn around, and there were people assisting, so she called 911. Then today when I got home I found out that the man had been riding his bike when he was hit. The man I saw on the side of the road, was dead. My dad had passed by the same man earlier that morning, although the man had been alive and well riding his bike. The lady that hit him did not stop, she kept driving. There were other accidents involving people avoiding the man in the road. I don't know what to think of all of this.

You had no control or no involvement in the situation. Take it as a lesson in caution and move on, it's a part of life people die. I've seen them as well and you can't let it affect you any other way than that.

[Olly]

Going to school this morning, the visibility in the fog was about 10 feet. My mom is supposed to wear glasses when she drives, but she doesn't ever wear them. We were driving when my mom was saying how she couldn't see in the fog. I got a wierd feeling and said "Mom you need to slow down and put your glasses on" So she did. She slowed down to about 45. As we crossed over the top of the hill someone drove past in the oncoming lane with there hazard lights on. My mom, very quick tempered said "Okay you asshole I've already started to slow down. The there were a bunch of cars parked on the side of the road. Up ahead in the center of the road I could see a black basketball sneaker. I saw another one to my right, just on the edge of the road. There was debris in the road, and by this time I had already figured out there was an accident of some sort. There was a group of people standing around something. I look, and there is a man lying on the side of the road. My mom drove right past because she didn't see him. After we passed him I said "Mom, there was a man back there, laying on the roadside." It was too late to turn around, and there were people assisting, so she called 911. Then today when I got home I found out that the man had been riding his bike when he was hit. The man I saw on the side of the road, was dead. My dad had passed by the same man earlier that morning, although the man had been alive and well riding his bike. The lady that hit him did not stop, she kept driving. There were other accidents involving people avoiding the man in the road. I don't know what to think of all of this.

Man its tough the first time you see a dead body not in a funeral home. The first time for me was we we pulled a floater put of the water back in Texas right after I joined the CG. Just keep reminding yourself there was nothing you could do and after a while it'll move out if your head.

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[Goldfish]

I really liked Ted, but then again I'm a Seth McFarlan fan.


DnB, like was said, there's nothing you could do so you shouldn't think about it too much. Dude should have accounted for the fog and been way the F off the road while riding that bike. Although the lady who hit him not stopping is complete BS.



Didn't kids used to poke dead bodies with a stick? Now they need counseling.

[jehler]

I don't even believe it was foggy

[DeadEye_Dan]

My advice would be this: live every day like its your last.

When your time is up, it's up.

[Eric Haynes]

My advice would be this: live every day like its your last.

When your time is up, it's up.

I wouldnt be alive right now if i lived like that.

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[Goldfish]

Anyone have a couple grand laying around they want to burn?
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/atq/3523913485.html

[goodkarmarising]

Afternoon fools.

[jehler]

Afternoon fools.

shouldn't you be insulting someones dead dog?

[Olly]

Jehlers trolling for a fight today.

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[jehler]

Jehlers trolling for a fight today.

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no, he'll get the joke lol