The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[assateague]

I always picture jehler handling customers just like this.

[jehler]

I always picture jehler handling customers just like this.

oh i wish, i am a professional tongue biter nowadays, although i did tell a bank manager to quit blowing smoke up my ass and show me the gad damned money last week

[Eric Haynes]

I always picture jehler handling customers just like this.

oh i wish, i am a professional tongue biter nowadays, although i did tell a bank manager to quit blowing smoke up my ass and show me the gad damned money last week

Do you ever start a job and think, "why did I take this job?"

Siding a junker right now. Not a bad house, or person. He is old and disabled. Had someone strip his old siding and put OSB up...15 years ago. So without any vapor barrier you can imagine what the exterior looks like and how it is coming off. Nothing like standing on a ladder yanking rotting OSB off. Hood on my jacket was filled.

[DeadEye_Dan]

all kidding aside, I'll be adding healthy Momma & Baby deadeye to my prayers

Appreciated.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Thanks Gents!!

It was a bit of a surprise, but welcome none the less.


Funny story: Ultrasound tech was scoping things out and says "Hang on................................oh, nope. There's just one."

Between the "hang on" and the "oh, nope" You couldn't have driven a finishing nail into my sphincter with a sledgehammer.

This your first?

No. We've got a 10 & 6 yrd old boys.


This WILL be the last.

[BrewGUN]

Congrats Dan. Im trying to figure out how you managed to get that done when your out slaughtering birds all the time? Congrats

[Eric Haynes]

Thanks Gents!!

It was a bit of a surprise, but welcome none the less.


Funny story: Ultrasound tech was scoping things out and says "Hang on................................oh, nope. There's just one."

Between the "hang on" and the "oh, nope" You couldn't have driven a finishing nail into my sphincter with a sledgehammer.

This your first?

No. We've got a 10 & 6 yrd old boys.


This WILL be the last.

Does the "WILL" really stand for V?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Congrats Dan. Im trying to figure out how you managed to get that done when your out slaughtering birds all the time? Congrats

Well see that's part of the problem. I'm gone from home so much during season that when I am home, momma wants some action. Paired with the fact that I would be coming home with 4-5 days beard growth...it was just a potent combination.

I'm surprised that half the neighborhood ladies aren't with child.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Thanks Gents!!

It was a bit of a surprise, but welcome none the less.


Funny story: Ultrasound tech was scoping things out and says "Hang on................................oh, nope. There's just one."

Between the "hang on" and the "oh, nope" You couldn't have driven a finishing nail into my sphincter with a sledgehammer.

This your first?

No. We've got a 10 & 6 yrd old boys.


This WILL be the last.

Does the "WILL" really stand for V?

Oh no. Tubes will get tied when they open her up for the C-section.

[3legged_lab]

Thanks Gents!!

It was a bit of a surprise, but welcome none the less.


Funny story: Ultrasound tech was scoping things out and says "Hang on................................oh, nope. There's just one."

Between the "hang on" and the "oh, nope" You couldn't have driven a finishing nail into my sphincter with a sledgehammer.

This your first?

No. We've got a 10 & 6 yrd old boys.


This WILL be the last.

Does the "WILL" really stand for V?

Oh no. Tubes will get tied when they open her up for the C-section.

Lucky bastard.

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[3legged_lab]

They asked me if the ice was thick enough to walk on, I said go find out. They bolted from the truck like it was on fire.

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[jehler]

Ha! I've put jr through the ice that way

[3legged_lab]

Ha! I've put jr through the ice that way

I hunted this pond last weekend and am pretty sure I could drive this thing on it.

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[Eric Haynes]

Ha! I've put jr through the ice that way

I hunted this pond last weekend and am pretty sure I could drive this thing on it.

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That thing is crazy long. I have never owned anything but a regular cab.

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[Flightstopper]

Finally found good numbers again today and true to my luck our material we have been waiting in for two weeks showed up right after I left work. Damn that shipping company

[jehler]

That's what she said?

[QH's Paw]

Congrats Dan!

[jarbo03]

Sup beeotches! Back on the inter webz

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[DeadEye_Dan]

Some video from last week in RI...I was in the layout while my good friends were filming the surf from a 25' Duckwater.


http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii17 ... FB7DC5.mp4

[Olly]

That's pretty cool, I want to find out what it's like to ride in a layout in seas like that.

[huntntech]

I can't imagine hunting in water like that. It is cool to see how everyone else hunts. The biggest water I have close to hunt is a small 19000 acre lake. I would love to one day travel around and hunt different ways like a lot of you guys do.

[DeadEye_Dan]

That's pretty cool, I want to find out what it's like to ride in a layout in seas like that.

It was pretty wild-according to the sonar in the DW those were somewhere between 4-6's. I wasn't even laying down most of the time and would just get down when birds were working. Hell I couldn't see end of the decoys 25 yds away most of the time.
Several times I had birds ready to pull up on and lost sight of them in a trough, or when a wave rolled up between boat/birds.
I had a mallard bomb into the scoter decoys and my first shot killed the wave that got between us, waited for the wave to clear, second shot went about 5' over it as the back of the layout dropped down the back of the roller-he was still sitting there when I came back up so I waterswatted the daylights out of him as I came up. Was the only mallard I killed all season.

[Eric Haynes]

That's pretty cool, I want to find out what it's like to ride in a layout in seas like that.

Dramamine, lots of it

[jarbo03]

Got my new replacement phone this evening. Have to download hill climb racing and start all over from the beginning.

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[Tiler_J]

Haha! I got hill climb after (I think) tripod recommended it, I shouldn't have. It is a very addictive game.

[huntall6]

You took Scott? Ouch.

Delaware didn't sound fun at all.

I'm only about 30-40 mins from Scott AFB.

Did we just become best friends?

if you have some leave, your welcome in my blind next year as well. about a 2 hr drive to my place from the St louis area.....

and by that time, we should have a decent CC bill passed!

[jarbo03]

Haha! I got hill climb after (I think) tripod recommended it, I shouldn't have. It is a very addictive game.

After months of driving a tricked out monster truck, this stock slow ass jeep sucks!

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[jarbo03]

Chasing waterfowl for 1st time since New Years day. The 51* this morning is way better than the 3* a week ago, possible record highs today, 65*.

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[Olly]

Good luck Jarbo!

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[Bootlipkiller]

Good luck Jarbo!

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X2

I'm getting screwed the only day ill be hunting is Saturday this week. That's tuff on a guy who usually gets out 4 days a week.