The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[DC727]

Assa, I think I read you liked to read. If you haven't already check out "outlaw platoon." Damn good book.

[whisperin' duck]

2:22 am, and I'm feeling the platinums I drank. 'parently I need to drink more water/eat more. Eh, time to sleep so I can work on the truck tomorrow. If I can't get the lady to go along with some activities. She usually shrugs off my advances after I've had a few tho. Women... I tell ya.

Slip a muscle relaxer bout 30-45 minutes before. Just enough time for it to start working but not enough for it to take complete effect. Amazing I tell you!!

Sent via my pretentious BlackBerry using Tapatalk while on the crapper

[Flightstopper]

What's up today fellas?

[Westie25]

I'm back fellas. Sunburnt and hungover.

[Flightstopper]

Win anything besides the burn and hangover?

[Westie25]

I was at the lake. No tournament.

[Flightstopper]

Ah thought this was your big tourney trip

[3legged_lab]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

[Redbeard]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

charge him triple

[whisperin' duck]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

What's wrong with that guy?!?! "come fix it tomorrow?" I'da been can you come now? I'll come pick you up if I need to!

[Redbeard]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

What's wrong with that guy?!?! "come fix it tomorrow?" I'da been can you come now? I'll come pick you up if I need to!

No you woulda waited til Monday when the dude was at work and the ole lady was home alone

[TNAL45]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

What's wrong with that guy?!?! "come fix it tomorrow?" I'da been can you come now? I'll come pick you up if I need to!

No you woulda waited til Monday when the dude was at work and the ole lady was home alone

Boom!

[whisperin' duck]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

What's wrong with that guy?!?! "come fix it tomorrow?" I'da been can you come now? I'll come pick you up if I need to!

No you woulda waited til Monday when the dude was at work and the ole lady was home alone

What do you mean by that Red???

[huntall6]

Livin the life!

[3legged_lab]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

charge him triple

Nah, I was nice and only charged him $142.50/hour.

Also had a call from the take-n-bake pizza place. The owner tried to fix it yesterday and gave up, I showed up today and found the disconnect at the back of the building by the dumpster SHUT OFF. Some punk kids probably, but I'll still charge for the service call.

[Flightstopper]

I was at the lake. No tournament.

Nice daisy dukes!

[Westie25]

I was at the lake. No tournament.

Nice daisy dukes!

How crazy was that! That whole table had shorts like that. And had zero ladies.

[Redbeard]

Livin the life!

does your foot glow in the dark?

[Flightstopper]

Sounds like they need to reassess their game plan

[Redbeard]

Somebody called my cell yesterday, "Whaaaa, my air conditioner is broke, can you come fix it tomorrow?"
Me: "Alright, but I charge extra on the weekend"
Him: "Well that aint right".
Me: "I can come out Monday then".
Him: "OK, see you monday"

Half an hour later ( I suspect after he talked to his wife) : "Can you come out tomorrow?"



Off to work then I guess.

charge him triple

Nah, I was nice and only charged him $142.50/hour.

Also had a call from the take-n-bake pizza place. The owner tried to fix it yesterday and gave up, I showed up today and found the disconnect at the back of the building by the dumpster SHUT OFF. Some punk kids probably, but I'll still charge for the service call.

$142.50 for 10 minutes worth of work? Not too shabby

[3legged_lab]

ya, too bad it doesnt go directly into my pocket.

[huntall6]

Livin the life!

does your foot glow in the dark?

Haha thats a mans foot, farva.

[Bufflehead]

driving to the store, i saw three different stores advertising "hoodies 50% off". the heat index was 117 yesterday and it's as hot or hotter today

[capt1972]

driving to the store, i saw three different stores advertising "hoodies 50% off". the heat index was 117 yesterday and it's as hot or hotter today

Girls tops half off!

[3legged_lab]

$142.50 for 10 minutes worth of work? Not too shabby

And I put in at least 30 minutes checking everything out. ha

[assateague]

driving to the store, i saw three different stores advertising "hoodies 50% off". the heat index was 117 yesterday and it's as hot or hotter today

Buy em now! It'll be cold eventually.

[assateague]

Maybe.

[duckkillerclyde]

It's 79.4 feels like 81. I'm dying. I'm not use to the hot stuff. I don't know how you other guys do it.

[capt1972]

It's 79.4 feels like 81. I'm dying. I'm not use to the hot stuff. I don't know how you other guys do it.

81

[Flightstopper]

It's 79.4 feels like 81. I'm dying. I'm not use to the hot stuff. I don't know how you other guys do it.

81

No joke, go ahead an add 40 degrees to that if your coming down where I'm at