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Re: fact of the day

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:33 pm

huntall6 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Woody wrote:
jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful


Better than Buffalo wings?

oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels

Is getting your angel wings kinda like getting your red wings?

Sorta, only with cocaine.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Westie25 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:12 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Woody wrote:
jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful


Better than Buffalo wings?

oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels

Is getting your angel wings kinda like getting your red wings?

Sorta, only with cocaine.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby jehler » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:55 pm

Westie25 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Woody wrote:[quote="jehler"]If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful


Better than Buffalo wings?

oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels

Is getting your angel wings kinda like getting your red wings?

Sorta, only with cocaine.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:21 pm

jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
jehler wrote:[quote="Woody"][quote="jehler"]If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful


Better than Buffalo wings?

oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels

Is getting your angel wings kinda like getting your red wings?

Sorta, only with cocaine.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby huntall6 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:22 pm

Hey now. Don't hate on the guys born in 1987!
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Westie25 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:29 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Westie was probably only 2 then


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Re: fact of the day

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:30 pm

Did I get it right? I was just messin around.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:51 pm

Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters
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Re: fact of the day

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:33 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters

How can someone even figure that out? Isnt mt Everest something like 8000 and some change?
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Goldfish » Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:57 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters

Yet a couple members on here get higher than that each day. Fascinating!

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Re: fact of the day

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:10 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters



I thought it had more to do with the compression abilities, strength, and make up of rock itself that limits how tall a mountain can be.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby jehler » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:22 am

Gravity is relative, so mountains can be as big as we want them
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Woody » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:43 am

jehler wrote:Gravity is relative, so mountains can be as big as we want them


And boobies can bounce as much as you can imagine.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby jehler » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:49 am

Woodie gets it
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Westie25 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:56 am

I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
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Re: fact of the day

Postby jehler » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:03 am

Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:14 am

He gets boobs and I get steak?



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Re: fact of the day

Postby Woody » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:37 am

jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?


I like boobies!
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Woody » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:38 am

Tomkat wrote:He gets boobs and I get steak?



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Re: fact of the day

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:56 am

If you're passin out boobs, show a brotha some love!

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Re: fact of the day

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:29 am

jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
chick with good hygiene?
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Westie25 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:11 am

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
chick with good hygiene?


The very same
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Woody » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:05 pm

Westie25 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
chick with good hygiene?


The very same


Dammit!
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:05 pm

This thread finally got funny! Good work guys.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:21 pm

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Re: fact of the day

Postby Westie25 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:23 pm

Woody wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
chick with good hygiene?


The very same


Dammit!


What'd ya think? Nice tits huh
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:18 pm

Westie25 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:[quote="Westie25"]I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
chick with good hygiene?


The very same


Dammit!


What'd ya think? Nice tits huh[/quote]

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Re: fact of the day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:23 pm

Woody wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies
texted you some nice boobs, wonder if woody wants to see them?
chick with good hygiene?


The very same


Dammit!

I missed the text...can we post it up in this bitch!
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Woody » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:32 pm

No to both of those questions.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:43 pm

Woody wrote:No to both of those questions.

Fuck yo couch!
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