Missing Flight 370 theories

Place for general and off topic Waterfowl talk.

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby QH's Paw » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:30 pm

Besides....Vietnamese are communists. :mrgreen:
QH's Paw
 
Posts: 4392
Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:22 am

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:36 pm

Anything is possible. The plane flew underwater and landed at the Atlantis space port for all we know. @
Can't eliminate any theories because we have so little information. This is normal and even if the plane's already been found...the powers that be will need some time to put a spin on the story. Who knows?
Anybody's theory is valid at this point.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Olly » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:31 pm

Here's a good theory from the point of view of a pilot that doesn't involve terriost.

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh ... ical-fire/
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
User avatar
Olly
WFF Administrator
 
Posts: 15522
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 9:05 am

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:47 pm

Olly wrote:Here's a good theory from the point of view of a pilot that doesn't involve terriost.

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh ... ical-fire/
I like that theory best.
It's completely possible and likely. More likely than the pilot suicide scenario imo.
It's ok to flip-flop around and explore all possibilities.
There are several but this one you just posted seems to make the most sense but who says an emergency or whatever happened has to make sense. Strange things happen all the time with electricity. It's one of the things we don't fully understand along with "how fire works".
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:28 pm

aunt betty wrote:Everyone was dead.
The plane flew on autopilot until it landed and that can be done on an ocean. Pilots do very little stick time and use auto...
Go to O'hare...look at the planes lined up in the sky PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND PERFECTLY SPACED.
It so perfect because the planes fly themselves.
Olly, you are a coastie and know very little about aviation. I fly my rc plane with actual pilots and we talk.
Its possible and you're just being silly.
Its possible and is highly probable.

^^^^= retarded statement
User avatar
FlintRiverFowler
 
Posts: 6386
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 1:08 pm
Location: Georgia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby assateague » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:29 pm

Do the planes also turn off the transponders by themselves?
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:32 pm

assateague wrote:Do the planes also turn off the transponders by themselves?

Pulling busses in the event of an electrical fire might...
User avatar
FlintRiverFowler
 
Posts: 6386
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 1:08 pm
Location: Georgia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Olly » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:34 pm

assateague wrote:Do the planes also turn off the transponders by themselves?


One thing that I keep wondering but I have NOT heard on the news was if plans carry a EPIRB or something similar. Basically if it hits the water does a satellite beacon go off only if it hits the water?

This is what I'm talking about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distress_radiobeacon

Image
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
User avatar
Olly
WFF Administrator
 
Posts: 15522
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 9:05 am

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:46 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:Do the planes also turn off the transponders by themselves?


One thing that I keep wondering but I have NOT heard on the news was if plans carry a EPIRB or something similar. Basically if it hits the water does a satellite beacon go off only if it hits the water?

This is what I'm talking about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distress_radiobeacon

Image

If they don't I bet they will now. Along with deep anal probing at all TSA checkpoints.
User avatar
FlintRiverFowler
 
Posts: 6386
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 1:08 pm
Location: Georgia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:48 pm

Seems like there should be a satellite tracking device on the damn thing, put it somewhere it can't be tampered with from inside the plane.
User avatar
FlintRiverFowler
 
Posts: 6386
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 1:08 pm
Location: Georgia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:52 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Everyone was dead.
The plane flew on autopilot until it landed and that can be done on an ocean. Pilots do very little stick time and use auto...
Go to O'hare...look at the planes lined up in the sky PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND PERFECTLY SPACED.
It so perfect because the planes fly themselves.
Olly, you are a coastie and know very little about aviation. I fly my rc plane with actual pilots and we talk.
Its possible and you're just being silly.
Its possible and is highly probable.

^^^^= brilliant statement


Retard?
Name calling is a poor argument....Sir.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:04 pm

One
Sixty
Six

More days til conservation honker.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:05 pm

aunt betty wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Everyone was dead.
The plane flew on autopilot until it landed and that can be done on an ocean. Pilots do very little stick time and use auto...
Go to O'hare...look at the planes lined up in the sky PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND PERFECTLY SPACED.
It so perfect because the planes fly themselves.
Olly, you are a coastie and know very little about aviation. I fly my rc plane with actual pilots and we talk.
Its possible and you're just being silly.
Its possible and is highly probable.

^^^^= brilliant statement


Retard?
Name calling is a poor argument....Sir.

I didn't call you a retard. I said your statement was retarded.
User avatar
FlintRiverFowler
 
Posts: 6386
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 1:08 pm
Location: Georgia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:10 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Everyone was dead.
The plane flew on autopilot until it landed and that can be done on an ocean. Pilots do very little stick time and use auto...
Go to O'hare...look at the planes lined up in the sky PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND PERFECTLY SPACED.
It so perfect because the planes fly themselves.
Olly, you are a coastie and know very little about aviation. I fly my rc plane with actual pilots and we talk.
Its possible and you're just being silly.
Its possible and is highly probable.

^^^^= brilliant statement


Retard?
Name calling is a poor argument....Sir.

I didn't call you a retard. I said your statement was retarded.

I called it brilliant.
Its time to pick on reading comprehension again.
I need a oney to take the edge off. :)
Rebelp?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby waterfowlman » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:42 pm

Olly wrote:Here's a good theory from the point of view of a pilot that doesn't involve terriost.

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh ... ical-fire/


I agree Olly.
When I saw the course the plane headed, I thought the same thing. Langkawi is a big Island and has a big modern airport and was the closest place to land in an emergency. That scenario makes the most sense to me. CNN has gone bonkers speculating all kinds of bullshit about this story!!
We stopped at Langkawi Island several times when traveling from Singapore to Phuket by boat and there are some absolutely beautiful anchorages and lagoons there.
"Duty - Honor - Country".
User avatar
waterfowlman
 
Posts: 2250
Joined: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:12 pm
Location: Eastern Shore of Virginia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Rick » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:57 pm

"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.
Rick
 
Posts: 12148
Joined: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:38 pm

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:27 pm

Rick wrote:"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.

Even tougher to say
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:06 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Rick wrote:"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.

Even tougher to say


Id rather type Pattaya.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
User avatar
Eric Haynes
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 8350
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:59 pm
Location: Ogdensburg, NY

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:12 pm

Haven't seen David Blaine around lately.........Hmmmmm........I wonder.........
Spoken to MuddyWaterWarlock
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?



Spoken to 3Leg
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
User avatar
MuddyWaterWarlock
 
Posts: 1842
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:01 pm

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:17 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Rick wrote:"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.

Even tougher to say


I just read it as Fuck It. Much easier.
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on” - Theodore Roosevelt

Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.


WFF Prostaff
User avatar
The Duck Hammer
 
Posts: 14027
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:42 pm
Location: The Chicken House

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:20 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Rick wrote:"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.

Even tougher to say


I just read it as Fuck It. Much easier.
phucket. Rhymes with bucket...
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby waterfowlman » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:28 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Rick wrote:"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.

Even tougher to say


Id rather type Pattaya.


Russian mafia runs most of Pattaya. They've mostly been run out of Phuket by the local Thai's and Ex-Pats.
FYI......It's pronounced Poo-Ket AB.
"Duty - Honor - Country".
User avatar
waterfowlman
 
Posts: 2250
Joined: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:12 pm
Location: Eastern Shore of Virginia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:46 am

waterfowlman wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Rick wrote:"Phuket" is tough to type with a straight face.

Even tougher to say


Id rather type Pattaya.


Russian mafia runs most of Pattaya. They've mostly been run out of Phuket by the local Thai's and Ex-Pats.
FYI......It's pronounced Poo-Ket AB.


Unless he pronounces bucket as boo-ket lol
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
User avatar
Eric Haynes
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 8350
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:59 pm
Location: Ogdensburg, NY

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:38 pm

Here is the chronology of each contact the aircraft made.
It appears my suicide theory is starting to look better.

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2014/03/18 ... flight-370

Another theory I like is there was a fire and the pilots were flying without instruments and failed to find the airport they was trying to get to.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
User avatar
aunt betty
 
Posts: 14634
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm
Location: East Side

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby assateague » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:25 pm

Image
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby capt1972 » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

The Tree of Liberty Must be Refreshed From Time to Time With the BLOOD OF TYRANTS
User avatar
capt1972
WFF Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 5582
Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:33 pm
Location: Where the ducks arnt

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:29 pm

^^^^^^^^
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Duty - Honor - Country".
User avatar
waterfowlman
 
Posts: 2250
Joined: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:12 pm
Location: Eastern Shore of Virginia

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:29 pm

Bitch Pls :lol: :lol: :lol:
YouTube Prostaffer
User avatar
AKPirate
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 9139
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:34 pm

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Goldfish » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:30 pm

Hahaha
My absolute favorite time of the day is from just before dawn, until just after. Most folks will spend their entire lives in bed sleeping through that magical hour - Mean Gene
User avatar
Goldfish
 
Posts: 7009
Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:33 am
Location: Up Nort Dontchaknow

Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:30 pm

Damn that's good stuff. LOL for real. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on” - Theodore Roosevelt

Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.


WFF Prostaff
User avatar
The Duck Hammer
 
Posts: 14027
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:42 pm
Location: The Chicken House

PreviousNext

Return to The Blind

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 276 guests