The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[assateague]

Morning, sunshine.

[Westie25]

I need a CNC lathe. Badly

[assateague]

I just talked to the Rooster. He said he'd buy you one. He's big money, apparently.

[Westie25]

He'd go half with me. Still makes me nervous.

[Redbeard]

Training day #2. Can you feel my excitement?

[MOhuntingGuy]

Me and a couple buddies are going to go shoot some shotguns later this afternoon. One friend is bringing his girlfriend and one of her friends. I may be that guy that slips in a 3.5inch turkey load.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I doubt she'll be impressed with 3.5"

[assateague]

Me and a couple buddies are going to go shoot some shotguns later this afternoon. One friend is bringing his girlfriend and one of her friends. I may be that guy that slips in a 3.5inch turkey load.

That's why you're constantly in the Friend Zone. Obviously, he's bringing the girlfriend's friend for you to "check out", and you instantly think of knocking her on her ass with a shotgun. Step up the game, man!

[Westie25]

Fact

[Baysider]

I doubt she'll be impressed with 3.5"

He is only working with a turkey load you know.

[Olly]

If any of you guys hate govt spending I just drove 1.5 hours to do 10 minutes worth of work. Time to drive back.

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[goodkarmarising]

Morning guys.

[assateague]

If any of you guys hate govt spending I just drove 1.5 hours to do 10 minutes worth of work. Time to drive back.

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It should be required that you get a welfare recipient to chauffeur you around. At least then, they'd be doing SOMEthing.

Morning GK!

[FlintRiverFowler]

If any of you guys hate govt spending I just drove 1.5 hours to do 10 minutes worth of work. Time to drive back.

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and youre driving a mid 90s f250 with the 460 v8 and 35 inch tires with 3.73 gears gettin 7 mpg, forgot to mention that Olly.

[TNAL45]

If any of you guys hate govt spending I just drove 1.5 hours to do 10 minutes worth of work. Time to drive back.

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and youre driving a mid 90s f250 with the 460 v8 and 35 inch tires with 3.73 gears gettin 7 mpg, forgot to mention that Olly.

So what you're saying is Olly is working with 3.5 inches as well?

[Olly]

Actually it's a 2012 dodge Ram.

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[FlintRiverFowler]

I was just tryin to make it sound worse.

[QH's Paw]

If any of you guys hate govt spending I just drove 1.5 hours to do 10 minutes worth of work. Time to drive back.

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It should be required that you get a welfare recipient to chauffeur you around. At least then, they'd be doing SOMEthing.

Morning GK!

You really want a welfare maggot to drive you around.....better piss test them first.

[assateague]

I'd certainly like to have the option of going to pick a couple up to cut the grass and weed my garden.

[Goldfish]

If any of you guys hate govt spending I just drove 1.5 hours to do 10 minutes worth of work. Time to drive back.

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and youre driving a mid 90s f250 with the 460 v8 and 35 inch tires with 3.73 gears gettin 7 mpg, forgot to mention that Olly.

So what you're saying is Olly is working with 3.5 inches as well?

It's a match made in heaven. Big tires and stickers everywhere!

[cw1074]

I live far enough up in North Louisiana that the Cajun part doesn't apply. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the redneck part.

Is duck hunting as popular as television makes it seem in LA?

Pretty much. It seems that every kid around thinks they're an expert at it until they leave their daddies leased field blind and try to hunt on their own. Then they realize that perhaps they aren't so great since they actually have to hunt for the ducks now that they aren't in the middle of a corn, rice, etc field.

[MOhuntingGuy]

Me and a couple buddies are going to go shoot some shotguns later this afternoon. One friend is bringing his girlfriend and one of her friends. I may be that guy that slips in a 3.5inch turkey load.

That's why you're constantly in the Friend Zone. Obviously, he's bringing the girlfriend's friend for you to "check out", and you instantly think of knocking her on her ass with a shotgun. Step up the game, man!

I can't remember who said it, but I agree that waterfowl hunters pull the hottest tail. Probably because we are all assholes. Ha ha

And its looking like it may just be a guys day today. Oh well.

[assateague]

That's for the best, MO.

[Goldfish]

Why does it seem like all girls lean BACK when they shoot a gun? I've tried it, just to see why someone would do that (maybe it was more comfortable?) and I can't figure out any reason to do that. Your body gets hit weird shooting that way too because you don't have any force behind the gun.

[Baysider]

Trying to hold the gun up I'd guess.

[Westie25]

My car says its 104. Holy schnikes!

[Redbeard]

I live far enough up in North Louisiana that the Cajun part doesn't apply. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the redneck part.

Is duck hunting as popular as television makes it seem in LA?

Pretty much. It seems that every kid around thinks they're an expert at it until they leave their daddies leased field blind and try to hunt on their own. Then they realize that perhaps they aren't so great since they actually have to hunt for the ducks now that they aren't in the middle of a corn, rice, etc field.

i like hearing this

[Redbeard]

Well I'm officially trained to train

[Westie25]

I live far enough up in North Louisiana that the Cajun part doesn't apply. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the redneck part.

Is duck hunting as popular as television makes it seem in LA?

Pretty much. It seems that every kid around thinks they're an expert at it until they leave their daddies leased field blind and try to hunt on their own. Then they realize that perhaps they aren't so great since they actually have to hunt for the ducks now that they aren't in the middle of a corn, rice, etc field.

i like hearing this

It pisses me off. We get a lot of drake wearing wannabes around here. Walk around the mall in the winter and see how many drake jackets you see.

[Redbeard]

Why does it seem like all girls lean BACK when they shoot a gun? I've tried it, just to see why someone would do that (maybe it was more comfortable?) and I can't figure out any reason to do that. Your body gets hit weird shooting that way too because you don't have any force behind the gun.

it's not just women. I've noticed it's anyone who's never shot before. Even kids