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[Anotherone]

Evidence? What evidence?

[Ricky Spanish]

Evidence? What evidence?

We eat evidence.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Evidence? What evidence?

We eat evidence.

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My daughter and family get excited about gumbo.
They're probably over there pacing and waiting anxiously.

[Ricky Spanish]

This little guy is crisp and very loud.

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[Anotherone]

There’s a disturbance in the force.
To the battle stations at once!
The brown chair is on the roof.

[Ricky Spanish]

There’s a disturbance in the force.
To the battle stations at once!
The brown chair is on the roof.

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[Anotherone]

Calling backup.

[Anotherone]

Now for a strategic post at the precise moment in Gotham City.

[Ricky Spanish]

Now for a strategic post at the precise moment in Gotham City.

The penalty is death for any ant caught crawling on my body.
Been executing ants all morning.
Hate them.
Bees are OK. No ants allowed.

[Ricky Spanish]

Hey I never intended on attracting traffic away from the other guys. Was warned to quit posting "weird or annoying" posts.
Thought about it and did Hari Kari by asking a mod to do it. Said that weird and annoying are subjective and some people might think it's not weird and not annoying and from my perspective everything is weird and annoying.
So I brought the weird and annoying over here.
Ppl followed?
Never expected that but ...
Yankeegray got lost he took a wrong turn on the internet superhighway.

There is a rumor going around that I own this website.
That is not true. If I owned it I'd be a tyrant global mod and ban souls to hell.

[Ricky Spanish]

As soon as it's light enough to see he starts working on me.
Warning: you dont train a retriever for two years and just decide you're done.

Yesterday millet surprised me when I decided randomly to try a t-drill.
He whistle sits and takes the over command.
He's rough but remembers from a year ago when we worked on it and I gave up.

This guy is smart and wants to make me happy.
You're never quite done.
Here we go again...
Every day twice a day this dog makes me go toss dummies.

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[Anotherone]

Membership is growing, business is picking up and all is well in the world.

[Ricky Spanish]

Membership is growing, business is picking up and all is well in the world.

Consolidated decoys.
She saw them all in one place and said it!
Been waiting years for my wife to say this phrase.
She blurted it right out too.
You
Need
A
Bigger
Boat

Yehaw!
She Said it finally.

I suspect that when she sees an 18 footer with a 70 hp motor she'll change her mind.
I'd be fine with a 16 foot war eagle with a 50.
The boat I use is a 1640.
The 40 part is scary but it turns extremely well.
It's a river jon boat.
I'd be better off with a wider boat I had a 1448mv that was perfect.

[Anotherone]

Get you a flat bill rig, guaranteed pile pics.

[Ricky Spanish]

Get you a flat bill rig, guaranteed pile pics.

I'd be dangerous in that.
In 13 years of scouting in the first split I've found a dozen places where I actually need that rig.
Typically what happens is I run the lane, turn into the woods following a beaver run, then you find the dam.
Fuck.. turn around.
With that rig you simply bash the dam and drive over it.
I've seen evidence of them driving boats like that right over a big mess of cypress knees. A no go zone.

[Anotherone]

Probably the guy in the pic, he’s pulling it back to the landing.

[Ricky Spanish]

Wood ducks.
I know a certain hole nobody ever uses that is a textbook wood duck hole.
I've been all over the woods scouting and getting lost for years. A good wood duck hole has trees all around it but the edges are brushy. Get past the brushy weedy edges and it's suddenly quite shallow and you're tripping on cypress knees. That's where wood ducks and mallards like to hang out during the day.
They'll zoom thru the hole and dart into the brush on the edges and disappear.
Sound familiar at all?
I've sat in that hole just to listen to wood ducks call other wood ducks in.
You'll never get a better lesson on the sounds they make.
It ain't hard at all to call wood ducks.
Mallards ? A little lot harder.

[Ricky Spanish]

Probably the guy in the pic, he’s pulling it back to the landing.

Obviously one of my fans
Notice the sling.
They laughed and called me Rambo when I put a sling on a shotgun in 1990.
They literally were howling with laughter at my sling and there were nearly 400 ppl.

[Ricky Spanish]

Don't be a master tang.

[Ricky Spanish]

Ahaha...
She Said it!

Canadia...
Love it.
Thought I was the only stupid american...

Hehehe...Canadia

[OGblackcloud]

Probably the guy in the pic, he’s pulling it back to the landing.

[Ricky Spanish]

This is the time of year where big bee outfits out west like in California and Hawaii start bugging people like me to order replacement bees or queen's.
Hurry and get in line quick . Snooze u lose. It's for real.
Yeah.
So I'm looking thru hives and haven't found a deadout yet.
Hmm. I'd bet that between now and May first something croaks. It's like that.
Want to bet big money on whether or not I need to buy some bees?
Right now I'm betting not.
If I lose sucks.
Roll the dice suckah

[Ricky Spanish]

:lol:

Probably the guy in the pic, he’s pulling it back to the landing.

Oh. I didn't get the "cuz it's broke" part.
I'd fix it in the field I've had to do everything on them newfangled mower engines.

There's a solenoid that controls fuel and that is the first thing I'd do is check that. They get stuck closed.

[Ricky Spanish]

Indians win by three runs!

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[Ricky Spanish]

Suppose you went to Walmart and bought three Chinese UFOs.
Two don't work out of the box and the third breaks after two flights in my living room.


And that's what our top gun pilots are acrambling to destroy?

Yes sir!

[Ricky Spanish]

Today I'm feeding my back yard bee hives.
Two cups of honey and two cups of this powder mixed in a kitchen aide mixer.
One hive gets that much for like a week or two.
Ultra Bee pollen substitute.

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Stepped in dog chit.

[Anotherone]

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[Ricky Spanish]

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It can be way worse.
I learned the easy way to keep mouth shut when hunting snow geese. Guy said " oh my God" and when he said God he got a mouth full of goose chit.
We laughed about that a long time.
It's funny if it's not u

[Ricky Spanish]

Been looking back at pictures and it appears 2014 was when it started being obvious (to me) that things were declining. It's gotten worse and worse each year until you can't deny it.

[Ricky Spanish]

Here's a news story fit for us all.

And that's the way it is this 13th of February....good night.