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Re: Random Pictures

Postby aunt betty » Mon May 19, 2014 2:26 pm

Speaking of turtles...
Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Mon May 19, 2014 2:30 pm

aunt betty wrote:I've nerfed an armadillo but no turtles...yet
i can tell you that you never want to kick a armadillo with crocs on.steel toe boots only.they will fuck your foot up.i was cripple for two weeks.i super bowled one and then I hit the ground.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon May 19, 2014 2:35 pm

hudson wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I've nerfed an armadillo but no turtles...yet
i can tell you that you never want to kick a armadillo with crocs on.steel toe boots only.they will fuck your foot up.i was cripple for two weeks.i super bowled one and then I hit the ground.

I kicked one in my yard and the fucker came at me. So I kicked him again this time real hard and he smacked against the tool shed and ran off.
Next night I gunned the little bastard down, then my neighbor got his buddy with a cross bow a few days later.
They've gotten rampant in Georgia.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Mon May 19, 2014 2:39 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
hudson wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I've nerfed an armadillo but no turtles...yet
i can tell you that you never want to kick a armadillo with crocs on.steel toe boots only.they will fuck your foot up.i was cripple for two weeks.i super bowled one and then I hit the ground.

I kicked one in my yard and the fucker came at me. So I kicked him again this time real hard and he smacked against the tool shed and ran off.
Next night I gunned the little bastard down, then my neighbor got his buddy with a cross bow a few days later.
They've gotten rampant in Georgia.
didn't know they where that far east
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 19, 2014 2:46 pm

Rick wrote:
hudson wrote:Yes sir gets real fun at night too


I can tell you for fact that meeting an 8' on the highway at 4 in the morning while towing a 20' bay boat behind a little Toyo 4x will wake a feller right up.

I'd rather hit something low to the ground than something tall like a moose. At least the gator wont be coming through your windshield.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Rick » Mon May 19, 2014 3:25 pm

I'm with you on that. Was a smoker when young and managed to burn up a '63 Dart's interior, went to a yard for replacement and one I looked at still had human hair and scalp in the headliner after a deer came through the windshield and wanted out.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby aunt betty » Mon May 19, 2014 5:14 pm

I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Tiler_J » Mon May 19, 2014 5:16 pm

aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

Do you know hard it is to get wax out of a turtle?
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby aunt betty » Mon May 19, 2014 5:17 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

Do you know hard it is to get wax out of a turtle?

I know...they have very tiny ears. :)


Hehe
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 19, 2014 5:19 pm

aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

I dont know betty Seinfeld, WHY IS TURTLE WAX SOOO EXPENSIVE?
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby gila-river » Mon May 19, 2014 5:20 pm

aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

Because it's the best car wax there is.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby aunt betty » Mon May 19, 2014 5:20 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

I dont know betty Seinfeld, WHY IS TURTLE WAX SOOO EXPENSIVE?

Because they have such small ears.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Tiler_J » Mon May 19, 2014 5:21 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

I dont know betty Seinfeld, WHY IS TURTLE WAX SOOO EXPENSIVE?

Whats with all these turtles??
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon May 19, 2014 5:22 pm

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 19, 2014 5:32 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I said...
WHY IS TURTLE WAX SO EXPENSIVE?

I dont know betty Seinfeld, WHY IS TURTLE WAX SOOO EXPENSIVE?

Whats with all these turtles??

:lol:
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon May 19, 2014 6:58 pm

Charlie checking out the pintail

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Re: Random Pictures

Postby waterfowlman » Mon May 19, 2014 7:33 pm

Them Laredo cops are sure on the ball.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Tue May 20, 2014 12:34 pm

Shrimps
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Tue May 20, 2014 12:35 pm

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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm

hudson wrote:Shrimps
youre gonna drive woody crazy pluralizing shrimp like that
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Tue May 20, 2014 1:02 pm

Redbeard wrote:
hudson wrote:Shrimps
youre gonna drive woody crazy pluralizing shrimp like that
i just saw a couple deers
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Tue May 20, 2014 1:03 pm

Patties
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 20, 2014 1:03 pm

hudson wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
hudson wrote:Shrimps
youre gonna drive woody crazy pluralizing shrimp like that
i just saw a couple deers
now you've gone and done it
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Tue May 20, 2014 1:04 pm

Couple head
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby hudson » Tue May 20, 2014 1:04 pm

Redbeard wrote:
hudson wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
hudson wrote:Shrimps
youre gonna drive woody crazy pluralizing shrimp like that
i just saw a couple deers
now you've gone and done it
hahaha
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 20, 2014 1:45 pm

hudson wrote:Couple head
haha bored today Hudson?
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 20, 2014 1:57 pm

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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 20, 2014 1:59 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
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Woody's gonna flip when he sees shit stains in someone's chonies
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby aunt betty » Tue May 20, 2014 2:02 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
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The pic's photoshopped...This is the real 3leg...

I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Random Pictures

Postby Olly » Tue May 20, 2014 2:03 pm

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