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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Wed May 15, 2013 8:28 pm

Redbeard wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="Bulldog0156"][quote="Woody"][quote="obxbufflehead"][quote="Redbeard"]I'll play your games Doc since you and my ole lady are Facebook friends
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Red, your wife looks like one of my tennis coaches.


Red you look like a mixture of Brett Favre and Denis Quaid

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Holy shit this made me laugh!

Red are you really tall or is the Mrs. kinda short?
6-2 and 5-4

I could kick your ass then.[/quote]you probably could[/quote]
I was being sarcastic. I'm 150 6-2. Not very big.[/quote]so was I[/quote]
There really needs to be a sarcasm font.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Wed May 15, 2013 8:37 pm

@ is the universal sign for sarcasm.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Wed May 15, 2013 8:39 pm

Woody wrote:@ is the universal sign for sarcasm.

Good to know
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Goldfish » Wed May 15, 2013 10:00 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:@ is the universal sign for sarcasm.

Good to know
he's being sarcastic

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Botiz630 » Wed May 15, 2013 10:11 pm

Guys, if you can't quote correctly please don't post at all.

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 10:13 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Guys, if you can't quote correctly please don't post at all.

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Define correctly.




Oh wait, you don't mod here...Nevermind. :)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Wed May 15, 2013 10:20 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="Bulldog0156"][quote="Woody"][quote="obxbufflehead"][quote="Redbeard"]I'll play your games Doc since you and my ole lady are Facebook friends
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368645520.319489.jpg

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368645565.383156.jpg

Red, your wife looks like one of my tennis coaches.


Red you look like a mixture of Brett Favre and Denis Quaid

Image

+

Image

=

Image

not this...

Image

Holy shit this made me laugh!

Red are you really tall or is the Mrs. kinda short?
6-2 and 5-4

I could kick your ass then.[/quote]you probably could[/quote]
I was being sarcastic. I'm 150 6-2. Not very big.[/quote]so was I[/quote]
There really needs to be a sarcasm font.[/quote]you mean like this Titz? This bother you?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Botiz630 » Wed May 15, 2013 10:34 pm

REDMAN!
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tiler_J » Thu May 16, 2013 1:11 am

I guess I will play too! Family picture. Not the best quality, it is a cel phone pic of a pic. The wife and I and our two holy terrors! :lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu May 16, 2013 1:14 am

Nice looking family you got there Joel!
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tiler_J » Thu May 16, 2013 1:22 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:Nice looking family you got there Joel!

Thanks Zach. They are a handful, wife and kids :lol: , but they are the best thing to ever happen to me. I am a lucky guy.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu May 16, 2013 1:25 am

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Bootlipkiller wrote:Nice looking family you got there Joel!

Thanks Zach. They are a handful, wife and kids :lol: , but they are the best thing to ever happen to me. I am a lucky guy.

I suppose one day I'm going to have to drink the Kool aid and knock the wife up.:)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tiler_J » Thu May 16, 2013 1:28 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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Bootlipkiller wrote:Nice looking family you got there Joel!

Thanks Zach. They are a handful, wife and kids :lol: , but they are the best thing to ever happen to me. I am a lucky guy.

I suppose one day I'm going to have to drink the Kool aid and knock the wife up.:)

You should someday, but for now just practice making a baby as much as possible. :thumbsup:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu May 16, 2013 1:30 am

Tiler_J wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
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Bootlipkiller wrote:Nice looking family you got there Joel!

Thanks Zach. They are a handful, wife and kids :lol: , but they are the best thing to ever happen to me. I am a lucky guy.

I suppose one day I'm going to have to drink the Kool aid and knock the wife up.:)

You should someday, but for now just practice making a baby as much as possible. :thumbsup:

This has been my plan for most of my teen age and adult life.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu May 16, 2013 1:34 am

Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu May 16, 2013 1:36 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.

Well that's no fun.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu May 16, 2013 1:37 am

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Feelin' Fowl wrote:Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.

Well that's no fun.


Tell me about it...
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu May 16, 2013 1:39 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.

Well that's no fun.


Tell me about it...

I hear if you shoot it on their back they don't get prego...:)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu May 16, 2013 1:42 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:I hear if you shoot it on their back they don't get prego...:)


Just a fat lip!
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Ajverret » Thu May 16, 2013 6:47 am

That's why u spit on her back to make them think u splooged on her and when she turns around u blow it in her face

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Thu May 16, 2013 7:08 am

IS the LEO mutual admiration love fest finished yet?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu May 16, 2013 9:12 am

Botiz630 wrote:Guys, if you can't quote correctly please don't post at all.

Thanks,

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It's tapatalk tiz. Don't know why it does it but it does.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby aunt betty » Thu May 16, 2013 9:19 am

@ So sorry our lack of quotation skills is bothering you.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby jarbo03 » Thu May 16, 2013 9:19 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.

Well that's no fun.


Tell me about it...

I hear if you shoot it on their back they don't get prego...:)


I like the kind of sex that don't make babies!

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Thu May 16, 2013 9:22 am

obxbufflehead wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Guys, if you can't quote correctly please don't post at all.

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It's tapatalk tiz. Don't know why it does it but it does.


there is a 5 combination quote limit... it automatically removes the 6th quoter's name and code.

you have to manually fix it by removing not needed quotes or separating them so they are not combined.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 16, 2013 9:39 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:Nice looking family you got there Joel!
x2 Joel. When can my family meet em?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 16, 2013 9:40 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Nice looking family you got there Joel!

Thanks Zach. They are a handful, wife and kids :lol: , but they are the best thing to ever happen to me. I am a lucky guy.

I suppose one day I'm going to have to drink the Kool aid and knock the wife up.:)
do it now
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 16, 2013 9:41 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.

Well that's no fun.


Tell me about it...

I hear if you shoot it on their back they don't get prego...:)
that's false. I've tried. Ended up with #4
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 16, 2013 9:42 am

Ajverret wrote:That's why u spit on her back to make them think u splooged on her and when she turns around u blow it in her face

Good times
isn't that called the Houdini?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 16, 2013 9:43 am

Tomkat wrote:IS the LEO mutual admiration love fest finished yet?
pipe down or you'll get the spit sock
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